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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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  • #692
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Clareman wrote: »
    That might be Bruce Willis from either Bonfire of the Vanities or Hudson Hawk, too "clean" for most of his action roles.
    Hudson Hawk ?

    I'd forgotten about that. Thanks a bunch. Now I'll have to wipe it from my memory again. :mad:

    Top of the Pops had him on recently "singing" *cringe*


  • #693
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Hudson Hawk ?

    I'd forgotten about that. Thanks a bunch. Now I'll have to wipe it from my memory again. :mad:

    Top of the Pops had him on recently "singing" *cringe*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8KvM3vZo0w


    You're welcome


  • #694
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,762 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
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    Perfectly normal

    432.jpg

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    Just don't tell any vegans.


  • #695
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    my3cents wrote: »
    Perfectly normal

    .......

    Just don't tell any vegans.
    My parrot loves chicken. I found this out when he flew over to where I was eating dinner and started helping himself to the chicken on my plate. It felt weird at first, feeding chicken to a bird but if I don't give it to him, he just takes it anyway!

    The cockatiels love scrambled eggs. I found this out when I had some in a bowl on the counter and was waiting for them to cool a bit. I turned around and there was four of them sitting on the edge of the bowl helping themselves :pac:


  • #696
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    My parrot loves chicken. I found this out when he flew over to where I was eating dinner and started helping himself to the chicken on my plate. It felt weird at first, feeding chicken to a bird but if I don't give it to him, he just takes it anyway!

    Hawk
    Eagle
    Kestrel
    Owl
    etc. etc. etc.

    I'm sure they like chicken too.


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  • #697
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    My parrot loves chicken. I found this out when he flew over to where I was eating dinner and started helping himself to the chicken on my plate. It felt weird at first, feeding chicken to a bird but if I don't give it to him, he just takes it anyway!

    Hawk
    Eagle
    Kestrel
    Owl
    etc. etc. etc.

    I'm sure they like chicken too.


    The bird in the chipper..


  • #698
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    New Home wrote: »
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    If that's true, what an absolute sad case. Not for running for president for petty reasons, I can understand a kid doing that but an adult putting that on tinder is sad.


  • #699
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,442 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    New Home wrote: »
    Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
    Hey remember when there were creepy websites counting down to when they "turned legal" at 18?

    As for the WTF, I believe Mary-Kate has issues with anorexia and Ashley has lyme disease.


  • #700
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,185 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Mr E wrote: »
    Kia, Nokia

    Kia Rio, more like it.


  • #701
    Silent Running
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,052 ✭✭✭Silent Running


    New Home wrote: »
    Kia Rio, more like it.

    Fording the river more like. :P


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  • #702
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 43,973 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Johnny Dogs wrote: »
    IMG-20190619-144206.jpg


    Eh :confused:
    Pic is not Nirvana but is Hanson who did the head-wrecking song mm-bop


  • #703
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


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  • #704
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    RobertFoster wrote: »
    Hey remember when there were creepy websites counting down to when they "turned legal" at 18?

    As for the WTF, I believe Mary-Kate has issues with anorexia and Ashley has lyme disease.
    Their younger sister Elizabeth seems to have turned out a well balanced young woman with a successful acting career. The difference is she wasn't pushed into the limelight as a baby like they were. I didn't even know they had a younger sister until she turned up in The Avengers.


  • #705
    Worztron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,947 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
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    I think only us GNU/Linux folk will get that one. :-)

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #706
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Worztron wrote: »
    I think only us GNU/Linux folk will get that one. :-)


    You probably know this one then :)

    tech_support.png

    Text : I recently had someone ask me to go get a computer and turn it on so I could restart it. He refused to move further in the script until I said I had done that.


  • #707
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,442 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
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    Holly! Here's your ****ing landing light!


  • #708
    locum-motion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,144 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    Bootup wrote: »
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    Notwithstanding the extraneous 'i' in the name, would there not have been a clue in the fact that they were playing a venue that holds a couple of hundred and the tickets were only about €15?


  • #709
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    RobertFoster wrote: »
    Holly! Here's your ****ing landing light!

    I would have gone with, Must have hit 88mph or maybe I'm showing my age.


  • #710
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,442 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Nosnon wrote: »
    I would have gone with, Must have hit 88mph or maybe I'm showing my age.
    Definitely, it'd be 141 km/h in today's money :pac:

    One long line of fire made me think of Die Hard 2 before BTTF.


  • #711
    locum-motion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,144 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    Mr E wrote: »
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    Pity they didn't call themselves Christian Union National and then put the cross. Would probably have been more appropriate!


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  • #712
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Bootup wrote: »
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  • #713
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,762 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    2Y1U6xa.jpg

    Own up how many of you counted ten ants.


  • #714
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    my3cents wrote: »
    Own up how many of you counted ten ants.




    Guilty!!


    I was hoping the artist was lazy and only drew 9 with the hope that nobody would bother counting them! :pac:


  • #715
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    m17 wrote: »
    <<Dog buried in sand>>


    Cruel :(


  • #716
    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    my3cents wrote: »
    Own up how many of you counted ten ants.

    Mise freisin. But just a nerd thing.


  • #717
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Mr E wrote: »
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    Be careful. A friend of mine died while trying to eat a bowl of muesli.

    Got pulled under by a strong current.


  • #718
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    my3cents wrote: »
    Own up how many of you counted ten ants.


    Only 8 pairs of legs. :o


  • #719
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Suckit wrote: »
    Only 8 pairs of legs. :o




    Seems to be the third one from the left, and also the highest dude (looking outwards). :)


  • #720
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Be careful. A friend of mine died while trying to eat a bowl of muesli.

    Got pulled under by a strong current.

    You sure the post mortem didn't find another raisin?


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  • #721
    locum-motion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,144 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    You sure the post mortem didn't find another raisin?

    I was cooking and the recipe called for 30 raisins.
    Girlfriend suggested I swap them for 20 sultanas.

    I said No, coz I didn't like the currant exchage rate!


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