Train To Paris

The train was quiet crowed, so a U.S. marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.

The only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle aged, French woman's poodle.

The war weary marine asked - "ma'am, may I have that seat" ?.

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular - "Americans are so rude, my little fifi is using that seat".

The marine walked the entire train again - but the only seat left was under that dog

"Please ma'am - may I sit down - I'm very tired".

She snorted - "not only are you Americans rude - but you are also arrogant".

This time the marine didn't say a word - he just picked up the dog and tossed it out the train window - and sat down.

The woman shrieked - "someone must defend my honour - this American should be put in his place".

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up -


"Sir - you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing".

"You hold the fork in the wrong hand - you drive on the wrong side of the road - and now - sir"

You seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.