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Farting

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  • #92
    TomSweeney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭TomSweeney


    Ever get the really strong smell of a fart on a plane ?
    For some reason it seems stronger up there , thinner air in the pressurised cabin ?

    Dunno, but it's one of the reasons I hate flying - especially long haul, breathing in recycled farts of 300 people for ~10 hrs.




    :(


  • #93
    chicorytip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,361 ✭✭✭chicorytip


    Mark Rippetoe wrote:
    I fart a lot. Like, a lot. Rarely smell but they're loud and frequent.


    This is not normal. You may have a gastric disorder or else a bad diet.


  • #94
    TomSweeney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭TomSweeney


    chicorytip wrote: »
    This is not normal. You may have a gastric disorder or else a bad diet.


    I don't think so, I had an uncle who farted a lot and was grand, my Dad seemed to too, and now in my old age (41) my arse sounds like a trumpet, but my movements are grand and feels fine down below.


  • #95
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,872 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Parp!

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #96
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,872 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Kermit.de.frog wrote: »
    Maybe you need to test public opinion as to your assertion OP?

    Get in to a lift full of people in your place of employment, do it, and admit it.

    See how they react? Then you'll know.

    The silent ones are the best.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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  • #97
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,872 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Do you know Hawkwind the famous space rock band with the hit single Silver Machine, there's a funny story behind their name.

    'The story goes that sax player/singer Nik Turner was nicknamed "Hawkwind" due to his habit of hawking (clearing his throat) and his wind (flatulence). Following an impromptu inaugural performance as "Band X" in 1969 they were signed to a recording contract and needed a name quickly.'

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #98
    screamer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭screamer


    Well this is some shyte thread

    It’s the smell I object to, that’s been in someone’s bowels and now it’s in my lungs, pure disgusting


  • #99
    Annd9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Annd9


    Just proves how funny farts are , I have tears running down my face reading this thread yet not a smell nor sound of a real fart anywhere.

    Used to love letting a silent one then challenge one of the lads to whistle backwards .


  • #100
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,694 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    screamer wrote: »
    Well this is some shyte thread

    It’s the smell I object to, that’s been in someone’s bowels and now it’s in my lungs, pure disgusting

    Every breath you have ever taken has been inside someone. And probably straight through loads


  • #101
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    chicorytip wrote: »
    This is not normal. You may have a gastric disorder or else a bad diet.

    I'm sure he's grand. Long as they don't smell like shower farts.


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  • #102
    screamer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭screamer


    the_pen_turner wrote: »
    Every breath you have ever taken has been inside someone. And probably straight through loads

    Probably, but it’s at least not reeking of last nights hurry curry......


  • #103
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    I like the angry farts.


  • #104
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,853 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    SBD- Silent but deadly


  • #105
    Discodog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,015 ✭✭✭✭Discodog




  • #106
    screamer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭screamer


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    SBD- Silent but deadly

    SBV- silent but violent


  • #107
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    the_pen_turner wrote: »
    Every breath you have ever taken has been inside someone. And probably straight through loads

    But not fresh from the fetid stinking hole of someone


  • #108
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,218 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLPjOtS9vRY


  • #109
    greencap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    the_pen_turner wrote: »
    Every breath you have ever taken has been inside someone. And probably straight through loads

    Stings original lyrics.

    The B side.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



  • #110
    feargale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    Kylen Fierce Bullfighter wrote: »
    The Yanomami tribe, in south America, fart as a greeting.

    I wouldn't be keen on that custom taking off here. If clean-living guys were unable to work up a head of steam it could lead to serious misunderstandings.


  • #111
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    The Farting World Champs are being held in Montreal next month.

    They measure on blow out velocity , peak audio and length of the action.


    Boy Von Poppell is the defending champ.


    He is also a professional cyclist.


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  • #112
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    This guy can hold air and release it in a musical fashion. It's an art and a natural born talent. No smell, just pure stuff.

    No matter how much I practice I cannot replicate.


  • #113
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,825 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    chicorytip wrote: »
    This is not normal. You may have a gastric disorder or else a bad diet.

    Or else I'm just a flatulent mofo? I'm perfectly healthy, thanks.

    Regarding diet, I've gone through various phases of my life where I've cut out gluten, massively reduced dairy gone low carb amongst other things. The one thing I've observed is my flatulence increases with the amount of starch I consume. Bread, rice, potatoes, they all do it. I can live without bread and rice but it's gonna be a cold day in hell when you pry the shpuds outta my hands


  • #114
    Dr Strange
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭Dr Strange


    Corned beef and cabbage with a pint of milk. Then down to the pub for a few scoops of Guinness.
    That’ll set you up for an entertaining evening of arse orchestra. You get an extra point if you can make the guy in the next cubicle retch!


  • #115
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,789 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Dr Strange wrote: »
    Corned beef and cabbage with a pint of milk. Then down to the pub for a few scoops of Guinness.
    That’ll set you up for an entertaining evening of arse orchestra. You get an extra point if you can make the guy in the next cubicle retch!

    Dried apricots are lethal too for both sound and smell. :D.
    Very handy to have a bag of them on you if you're doing a lot of shopping and don't like people standing too close behind you in the queue.


  • #116
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Himself is a big farter, and he still regularly says ''Pull my finger''.


  • #117
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,853 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDVrmSEZEKg


  • #118
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Don't know why this valuable piece of information hasn't been shared - average humans passes between 0.5 and 1.5 litres of farts per day and have between 8 to 20 farting episodes. Each fart can be between 5 and 375 ml in size.
    Lucky researchers. Balloons on bottoms?


  • #119
    Mundo7976
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,147 ✭✭✭Mundo7976


    https://youtu.be/mbDcnUH6rOc


  • #120
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I demand more real life fart stories!!


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  • #121
    Sheep Shagger
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 7,070 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sheep Shagger


    I keep telling her if you don't fart you'll die but she doesn't believe me!


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