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Blitzkrieger · 18-12-2000 11:00AM #1

Someone told me yesterday that they were surprised I hadn't named my computer! I'm not that sad!!

..........Inevitably though I got to thinking what I would name it.

unimaginative sap that I am my first thought was to call it "Little Blitzie", but as penis extenions go...............

The next choice was a girl's name. I was thinking that saying "I was up all night with Jenny" wouldn't be too sad but the inevitable "Who's Jenny" would be!

So in the end I still haven't named my computer - nor do I want to. I'm still not that sad, thank god.

What would you name your computer?

P.S. anyone who says HAL get's a Darwin award

bubbles · 18-12-2000 12:32PM

My computer is called DeVore.. and shes my *****, so hands off.

DeVore · 18-12-2000 12:47PM

My computer is called "Bubbles".
She's big and expensive but she never goes down on you.

DeV.

Talliesin · 18-12-2000 12:48PM

My computer is called Cerridwen, and I have a PGD file called Gwion.pgd that decrypts to a drive called Taliesin.

Hands up everyone who gets this joke!

We have a server here called Mother, that I think is a good name for a server. Unfortuately it's a development server, Mother should really be the name of the PDC.

Lucutus · 18-12-2000 12:57PM

Yes, I am sad...

Server name at home is 'Enterprise', Lucutus obviously for my PC, 'Seven Of Nine' for the g/f's PC and new PC will probably be 'Stellar Cartography'.

Canaboid · 18-12-2000 02:14PM

Evil.
Speedy.
Slug.
Homer.

Figment · 18-12-2000 02:29PM

BOB.

Every thing big and stupid should be called bob i think.

regi · 18-12-2000 02:50PM

Well, I wanted to call the development servers after characters from Ren and Stimpy, but I got argued down, and one got called Mother instead.

Draco · 18-12-2000 04:25PM

Fenris, lupine, Cerberus (all work machines)

Bard · 18-12-2000 05:06PM

My PC is called "Kirk". It used to be networked to Lucutus' machine when I shared a house with him. Mine was "Kirk", his was "Lucutus", another guy had "Sisco" and the laptop which was ocassionally connected was "Picard". The workgroup name was "Starfleet".

Sad enough, alright, I guess...

Chubby · 18-12-2000 05:21PM

Originally posted by Bard:
Sad enough, alright, I guess...

What's sad is not naming the machines but the numerous star trek references

Let me guess, the network cables are called wormholes and each room is a different quadrant? heeh

Canaboid · 18-12-2000 05:30PM

LOL Chubby

astrofool · 18-12-2000 06:57PM

Igor

Bard · 18-12-2000 07:11PM

Originally posted by Chubby:

What's sad is not naming the machines but the numerous star trek references Let me guess, the network cables are called wormholes and each room is a different quadrant? heeh

Ahh... no.

The network name of my PC was the only Star Trekky thing about it.

Miguel_Sanchez · 18-12-2000 08:42PM

My computer is called "piece of crap" - that's what I call it most anyway.

I haven't gone too far down the nerd road yet and named it.

Hey Kharn - guess who I am.

Manach · 18-12-2000 11:18PM

Whitestar - a B5 sad person so I am

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Shinji · 18-12-2000 11:46PM

Currently, my machine is called Shodan; hard drives named after the different countries in Escaflowne; and I haven't thought up a name for the linux box or gateway yet, but I'm sure I'll think of something

I've a friend who works in a company where the main servers are named after planets of the solar system - he once forwarded me a memo which simply said, "There may be some disruption at approximately 3pm as Earth is being rebooted."

SantaHoe · 19-12-2000 12:41AM

Mine is called HEX0R (for some odd reason!)
And I've named my harddrives after Final Fantasy GF's... Odin and Shiva.
Cute.

MiCr0 · 19-12-2000 01:01AM

is it just me or has there been a hugh increase in spinsol posts in the last few days?

richindub2 · 19-12-2000 01:12AM

Lol, sad pple

I don't call me comp anything, cept when i get annoyed and start kicking it and calling it a ba$tard

UP DA DUBS!!

Shiminay · 19-12-2000 01:53AM

My PC is called Dav.
My brother's is called Gar.
My Mother's is called Frankie.

It's functional and it's smple and it's not nerdy!

All the best,

Toulouse · 19-12-2000 05:12AM

Okay..the machine i use (cos I don't own my own) hmm..anyway it is now called Betsy...but it used be called Oracle..which i preferred

LegacyUser · 19-12-2000 05:27AM

U see I cant tell any off yeahs cause yeah all will laugh at me.

Wyverne · 19-12-2000 05:51AM

Well my PC's name is

"get off that f**king PC theres a customer waiting to use it"

hmmmmmmmm

ah well what can ya do

of course if i was to get one at home i guess id call it Joes PC

Im Going to Thrash you to within an Inch of your Life.....................
AND THEN TAKE THAT INCH!!!!

Shiminay · 19-12-2000 09:23AM

Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
My computer is called "piece of crap" - that's what I call it most anyway.

I haven't gone too far down the nerd road yet and named it.

Hey Kharn - guess who I am.

The bold "M" is amongst us!
This guy is a friend of mine from Castlebar and is one of the moderators on www.castlebar.ie - hence the "M"

All the best,

WhiteWashMan · 19-12-2000 09:24AM

well i call it....the comuter. although the pc name is actually whitewashman
and the missus calls it 'that stupid fu<king thing'
not sure which is better to be honest

Bard · 19-12-2000 10:37AM

For some ungodly reason, my machine on our NT network in work is called "Florence". Everyone else's boxes have cool names from mythology, Lord of the Rings or some such... I inherited a PC from a girl who left the company and I get "Florence"...

LegacyUser · 19-12-2000 10:42AM

Yeah big puff Bard

MiCr0 · 19-12-2000 10:45AM

well my machine is called E000086595891

Chubby · 19-12-2000 10:51AM

Originally posted by Shinji:
hard drives named after the different countries in Escaflowne;

Shinji used to have all his hard-drives named after pokemon creatures...it's all true

Excelsior · 19-12-2000 11:24AM

el presidente's pc is called random kitchen utensils.

mine is called claude after the evil french man who stole my little brother's liver

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