Tramp

A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door.

When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a toothpick.

He gives him the toothpick and the tramp leaves.

A few minutes later there is a second knock.

When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick.

He gets his toothpick and off he goes.

There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp.

The landlord says, "Don"t tell me, you want a toothpick too.

""No, a straw," says the Tramp.

The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it.

So he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.

To which the Tramp replies,




"Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff"s gone already".