Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

zell12 · 06-11-2018 02:52PM

withless wrote: »

GDPR breaches will be the new personal injury claims a fella told me. Privately.
Controversial!! I don't think Joe was listening there!

GDPR hurt me leg and I was driven absolutely bonkers

DoctorEdgeWild · 06-11-2018 02:53PM

zell12 wrote: »

Caller: "very very learned and august individuals"

They'll be screwed over now that it's coming into November.

Odyssey 2005 · 06-11-2018 02:53PM

zell12 wrote: »

Does it have a camp voyis intro, a welcome message and a theme tune?

Nah, it's a shiela..boing.

2smiggy · 06-11-2018 02:54PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

My daughter gets a blind welfare allowance..and they send a cheque every week. Refused to electronically transfer the funds to her bank
True story

that actually does not surprise me !!

BarryD2 · 06-11-2018 02:55PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

That's cutting-edge in some departments.

As found in your local Gardai station..

zell12 · 06-11-2018 02:55PM

Joe's been filluming

zell12 · 06-11-2018 02:56PM

Caller: "Joe, how are ye doing there"

withless · 06-11-2018 02:56PM

Lunatic alarm is after going off, watch out!!

Odyssey 2005 · 06-11-2018 02:57PM

Get on with it. Joe's car is warming up in the car park

Dan Jaman · 06-11-2018 02:58PM

Pure Telecom? Sound like a shower of shyts.

sligojoek · 06-11-2018 02:58PM

Joe lost interest very quickly there.

06-11-2018 02:58PM

In an awful hurry to get rid of dat caller

Odyssey 2005 · 06-11-2018 02:58PM

That was ignorance at it's best./ or worst

Odyssey 2005 · 06-11-2018 02:59PM

Not fast forwarding the ads.

Odyssey 2005 · 06-11-2018 03:00PM

Did I hear the door slamming behind him ?

sligojoek · 06-11-2018 03:01PM

Deleted User wrote: »

In an awful hurry to get rid of dat caller

I know how he felt

Mena Mitty · 06-11-2018 03:19PM

Was driving during the last segment of the show. Found myself talking to the radio to the nephew....why didn't he let the solicitor deal with the utility bills as he was handling her estate.

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 04:05PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Most pointless show topic ever????

Ah here, it's only Tuesday....and it's also only Fateen's furst show of de week. Plenty of potential for dat show be bettered wursered.

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 04:05PM

How bad was it?

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 04:09PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 215
Joe Shows: 172
No Show Joe Shows: 43
Breakeens 4 Joe: 43
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 36
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 5
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €430,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Possibly/likely coming in 2-19 and dat:
De Adult Chislers Who Did Doyed In De Stardust Foyre and dat.

Copyright Fateen Chisler Death Bukes Limited 2-18.
Printed in Germany.

sligojoek · 06-11-2018 04:16PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

How bad was it?

It was bad enough but the bit in the middle with the ex British soldier and the armchair RA man was worth a listen

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 05:38PM

sligojoek wrote: »

It was bad enough but the bit in the middle with the ex British soldier and the armchair RA man was worth a listen

Was it:
GOLD
SILVER
BRONZE
TIN
SHOYTE BROWN

06-11-2018 05:55PM

"Possibly/likely coming in 2-19 and dat:
De Adult Chislers Who Did Doyed In De Stardust Foyre and da Copyright Fateen Chisler Death Bukes Limited 2-18.
Printed in Germany. "

And wit a much bigger potential readership (bigger profit & international fame, de story being a London one an dat), de following title will also be on offer:
De Chislers of de Grenfell Towering Inferno

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 06:00PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Possibly/likely coming in 2-19 and dat:
De Adult Chislers Who Did Doyed In De Stardust Foyre and dat
Copyright Fateen Chisler Death Bukes Limited 2-18.
Printed in Germany.

And wit a much bigger potential readership (bigger profit & international fame, de story being a London one an dat), de following title will also be on offer:
De Chislers of de Grenfell Towering Inferno

He wouldn't dare touch Grenfell. De Brits Englanders wood be like - who de hell is this Johnny Fordener tryin' to profit from this. Esp. post-Brexit.

But I like de way you're tinking!

Uncharted · 06-11-2018 06:24PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Was it:
GOLD
SILVER
BRONZE
TIN
SHOYTE BROWN

Shoyte brown apart from a glistening of silver for ten minutes when a 'West Brit' was on the line confronted by a 'proud Irish Fenian'.

All was well until the Irish lad turned on Fateen too. Giving him "guff",so to speak :pac:

Brendan Bendar · 06-11-2018 06:39PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Shoyte brown apart from a glistening of silver for ten minutes when a 'West Brit' was on the line confronted by a 'proud Irish Fenian'.

All was well until the Irish lad turned on Fateen too. Giving him "guff",so to speak :pac:

Didn’t think there were cretins like ‘Fenian Lad’ still around.

I calls plant.

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 06:43PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Shoyte brown apart from a glistening of silver for ten minutes when a 'West Brit' was on the line confronted by a 'proud Irish Fenian'.

All was well until the Irish lad turned on Fateen too. Giving him "guff",so to speak :pac:

Did he say "guff" again? Lol. Might listen back for dat alone so to speak.

Beechwoodspark · 06-11-2018 06:44PM

Alan saying he’s non political was complete rubbish. He made lots of political comments while on the show.

ButtersSuki · 06-11-2018 06:45PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Was it:
GOLD
SILVER
BRONZE
TIN
SHOYTE BROWN

I know it's me own wurk and dat but I tink de above would be a useful guideline for dose who missed de show and were tinkin' of listening back ON DE RTÉ REAL PLAYER or on a podcast and dat. Anywan have any udder suggestions? Feel Free to add to de list so to speak if yous do and dat.

DoctorEdgeWild · 06-11-2018 07:35PM

I'd go with Bronze with a hint of silver today. The 'Republican' v the 'Queen's Soldier' v the 'West Brits' was quality.

Also, the baffling and deliberate inability of Joe to understand or accept GDPR is classic Duffy.

Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

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