Cannibal

MonkieSocks · 2018-09-13 00:09:12

Two Cannibals walk into a restaurant and sit down at one of the vacant tables. A waiter goes over and asks them they want. They said, “We’d like to order some dinners” The Waiter said, “But you’re Cannibals, I can’t serve you” The small Cannibal asked to see the Head Waiter. When the Head Waiter arrived, the larger…

13-09-2018 12:09AM

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Two Cannibals walk into a restaurant and sit down at one of the vacant tables.

A waiter goes over and asks them they want.

They said, “We’d like to order some dinners”

The Waiter said, “But you’re Cannibals, I can’t serve you”

The small Cannibal asked to see the Head Waiter.

When the Head Waiter arrived, the larger Cannibal demanded they be served at once.

The Head Waiter relented and asked them what they wanted to eat.

They chose Kate and Sidney pie with lips and pouts and a Doggy Bag to go

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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#2 21-09-2018 09:53AM

joombo

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lol

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