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Property Porn

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,464 ✭✭✭.red.


    seachto7 wrote: »
    Nice space but looks like walking into a digital marketing agency, not a home... :confused:

    The chairs are horrible.

    I was thinking similar, the colours look like their from some kind of Snapchat filter.
    It's gorgeous, but I'd have a headache after a night in there I'd say.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,895 ✭✭✭sabat


    The ultimate for me, especially the outside.

    https://www.green-acres.fr/fr/properties/31487a-as3-2938.htm

    I'm almost certain I've seen that house before-does it belong to a celebrity?
    gerrybbadd wrote: »

    I reckon you could get it for about €600k. The market for apartments at that price point is thin anywhere in Dublin-in that area it's non-existent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    Anyone else offended by the thread title?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,371 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    sabat wrote: »
    I'm almost certain I've seen that house before-does it belong to a celebrity?



    I reckon you could get it for about €600k. The market for apartments at that price point is thin anywhere in Dublin-in that area it's non-existent.




    A fecking solar panel hanging on the wall in the middle of the room. Srsly?


    xc3byO8l.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,388 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    Gym/Music Area? Whiskey Bar?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,307 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    fxotoole wrote: »
    Anyone else offended by the thread title?

    Nope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    fxotoole wrote: »
    Anyone else offended by the thread title?

    No.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    People are so easily offended these days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    That apartment is clearly a Bachelor's gaff. I don't find it bad, add a balcony and I'd move in there any day over a semi D in leafy subdub.
    At least it would have the perfect display for my million houseplants that probably get more love and attention than my kids :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 790 ✭✭✭LaChatteGitane


    sabat wrote: »
    I'm almost certain I've seen that house before-does it belong to a celebrity?

    I wouldn't be in the know. It just came up when I was drooling over properties in France.


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  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    fxotoole wrote: »
    Anyone else offended by the thread title?

    No, are you?
    If so, why?


  • Posts: 5,926 ✭✭✭ Adrien Sweet Giraffe


    sabat wrote: »
    I'm almost certain I've seen that house before-does it belong to a celebrity?



    I reckon you could get it for about €600k. The market for apartments at that price point is thin anywhere in Dublin-in that area it's non-existent.

    Was it owned by an artist...I’m going to say Picasso but I know I’m wrong!! I’ve deffo seen it before too


  • Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    fxotoole wrote: »
    Anyone else offended by the thread title?

    Not at all. I think ts perfectly named :)

    Porn, its supposed to incite excitement, arousement. These properties have that effect on us property lovers, ya dig? :)

    .


  • Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    LirW wrote: »
    That apartment is clearly a Bachelor's gaff. I don't find it bad, add a balcony and I'd move in there any day over a semi D in leafy subdub.
    At least it would have the perfect display for my million houseplants that probably get more love and attention than my kids :pac:

    I also love that big fat squishy looking leather Chesterfield sofa


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,809 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    Interesting to see this up for sale, it really is a nice house. Funnily enough it was only finished in the last few years, so current owners haven't stayed too long. It was a concrete shell for 4 or 5 years, with a crane left onsite swinging in the wind. I can only assume the original owner was a victim of the crash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,630 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    delly wrote: »
    Interesting to see this up for sale, it really is a nice house. Funnily enough it was only finished in the last few years, so current owners haven't stayed too long. It was a concrete shell for 4 or 5 years, with a crane left onsite swinging in the wind. I can only assume the original owner was a victim of the crash.

    You’d need a pretty thorough survey done. All sorts of problems buried there.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    http://www.daft.ie/kerry/houses-for-sale/kenmare/the-hollies-rossmore-island-tahilla-sneem-kenmare-kerry-1731418/#img=25

    Would love the wee garage- house... Over the house I mean, for me but luxurious certainly...


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,809 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    You’d need a pretty thorough survey done. All sorts of problems buried there.....

    Yeah, I've no idea what effect that would have. If you look on Google Streetview, you can still see its shell state.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,914 ✭✭✭Alkers


    Graces7 wrote:
    Would love the wee garage- house... Over the house I mean, for me but luxurious certainly...


    Have they photoshopped in the flames in both the fireplaces?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    fxotoole wrote: »
    Anyone else offended by the thread title?

    Actually,yes. Been avoiding it for that reason


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Carry


    This is a beauty, though not for sale but a restauration project:

    http://05am.com/en/projecte/house-refurbishment-of-a-maison-a-colombages/

    An old half-timbered house in Paris with contemporary interior. I love old houses, but I do like all mod cons as well. They did a great job.

    I'm not into city living, but this one (and Paris) would convince me otherwise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,630 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Simona1986 wrote: »
    Have they photoshopped in the flames in both the fireplaces?

    If you look at the majority of property listings, all the fireplaces are ‘live’. These are all photoshopped in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,044 ✭✭✭Username here


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Actually,yes. Been avoiding it for that reason

    Looks like you're not avoiding it hard enough.


  • Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That is a very unusual house you posted Carry. Are they beds in the second picture?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Carry


    That is a very unusual house you posted Carry. Are they beds in the second picture?

    In the second picture? Eh no, this is the living room with a wide fireplace and two sofas.
    The two colourful rooms with alcoves have children's beds (pic 12 and 13).
    Apparently it's owned by a family with two small kids and I guess that they tidied up for the architectural photos. With two kids it wouldn't look so neat and clean. Or they took the pictures before they properly moved in.

    Yes, it's very unusual, it's the kind of house you would find in Normandy, not in Paris.

    I once stayed in a similar house somewhere in Normandy, but that was from the 1500s (!), all wonky and askew but immensely atmospheric and inside with a gorgeous laissez-faire and yet elegant style as only the French manage to do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Carry


    Looks like you're not avoiding it hard enough.

    That's always the problem with porn, innit? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Carry wrote: »
    This is a beauty, though not for sale but a restauration project:

    http://05am.com/en/projecte/house-refurbishment-of-a-maison-a-colombages/

    An old half-timbered house in Paris with contemporary interior. I love old houses, but I do like all mod cons as well. They did a great job.

    I'm not into city living, but this one (and Paris) would convince me otherwise.

    Lovely on the outside, too sterile and hospital like on the inside. Could be easily remedied all the same.


  • Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Carry wrote: »
    In the second picture? Eh no, this is the living room with a wide fireplace and two sofas.
    The two colourful rooms with alcoves have children's beds (pic 12 and 13).
    Apparently it's owned by a family with two small kids and I guess that they tidied up for the architectural photos. With two kids it wouldn't look so neat and clean. Or they took the pictures before they properly moved in.

    Yes, it's very unusual, it's the kind of house you would find in Normandy, not in Paris.

    I once stayed in a similar house somewhere in Normandy, but that was from the 1500s (!), all wonky and askew but immensely atmospheric and inside with a gorgeous laissez-faire and yet elegant style as only the French manage to do.


    Ah yes thats right. I was looking at the pics on my phone last to first. I can get a better sense of the place on the laptop. It´s beautiful but it reminds me of something almost sinister. Those little beds in the alcoves give the creeps.


    I love how houses and interiors can create such different opinions and feelings in us :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Looks like you're not avoiding it hard enough.

    I came in peace to give. That is all... found something you would like and gave it. Regardless of all else

    Wishing you well . Truly. And fare thee well


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,195 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Graces7 wrote: »
    I came in peace to give. That is all... found something you would like and gave it. Regardless of all else

    Wishing you well . Truly. And fare thee well

    Give what?


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