What are your favorite political lies in quotes?

sxt · 17-05-2018 05:34PM #1

"We have discovered weapons of mass destruction in Iraq"

dinorebel · 17-05-2018 05:35PM

"i did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Ulysses Gaze · 17-05-2018 05:35PM

"I am not a Crook"

Owryan · 17-05-2018 05:36PM

I was lucky on the nags

My buddies had a whip around for me

HalloweenJack · 17-05-2018 05:36PM

I'm waiting for that Enda Kenny quote about not taxing people's houses.

While I get the sentiment, it was made about twenty years before that tax. Are people not allowed to change their opinions over such a span of time? Must we be the same people forever?

BENDYBINN · 17-05-2018 05:38PM

HalloweenJack wrote: »

I'm waiting for that Enda Kenny quote about not taxing people's houses.

While I get the sentiment, it was made about twenty years before that tax. Are people not allowed to change their opinions over such a span of time? Must we be the same people forever?

Good man Enda,get your retaliation in first

Ipso · 17-05-2018 05:39PM

Cheapest bailout, ever.

Your Face · 17-05-2018 05:39PM

"Multiculturalism"

Underground · 17-05-2018 05:39PM

“Can I say to you, and many people will agree with me. If you eat too much and get in behind the wheel of a car, then you’re a danger on the road because you are likely to fall asleep after eating a big meal."

Ulysses Gaze · 17-05-2018 05:39PM

"We have turned the corner"

"Nobody could have seen it coming"

"Nama is the only game in town"

Wheety · 17-05-2018 05:39PM

I don't have a bank account.

BuyersRemorse · 17-05-2018 05:40PM

'£350 million a week for the NHS’

dr.fuzzenstein · 17-05-2018 05:40PM

"Read my lips!"

Ipso · 17-05-2018 05:41PM

Peoples Democratic Republic of Korea.

LeinsterDub · 17-05-2018 05:42PM

Brexit will be easy

5rtytry56 · 17-05-2018 05:43PM

"mature recollection"

Ipso · 17-05-2018 05:44PM

http://quotesfromthebubble.blogspot.com/

Harry Palmr · 17-05-2018 05:44PM

"there will be no whitewash at the Whitehouse"

Raging_Ninja · 17-05-2018 05:48PM

From the Irish Times:

Taoiseach Enda Kenny has announced formal recognition for Travellers as a distinct ethnic group within the State.

In a statement to the Dáil on Wednesday night, Mr Kenny said: "It is a historic day for our Travellers and a proud day for Ireland."

Samuel T. Cogley · 17-05-2018 05:48PM

"How dare he call me an autocrat when I specifically told him not to."

Billy86 · 17-05-2018 05:49PM

"Drain the swamp!"

Which was fully bought into by the supporters of what came to be possibly the most corrupt presidency a modern western nation has ever seen. :pac:

ArchXStanton · 17-05-2018 05:50PM

"not another red cent"

Colonel Claptrap · 17-05-2018 05:55PM

I was not a member of the IRA.

Thepillowman · 17-05-2018 05:57PM

Vote yes for jobs

Ipso · 17-05-2018 05:57PM

Workers party.

furiousox · 17-05-2018 06:08PM

There is no bailout.

Skylinehead · 17-05-2018 06:12PM

rafatoni · 17-05-2018 06:15PM

"Sure didnt we all party"

diomed · 17-05-2018 06:15PM

"Peace for our time" was a declaration made by the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Neville Chamberlain in his 30 September 1938 speech concerning the Munich Agreement and the Anglo-German Declaration.

How did that pan out? Not too well. World War II kicked off.

RustyNut · 17-05-2018 06:17PM

Enda was always good for an oul quote.

Michael Collins "brought Vladimir Lenin himself to Ireland to see how the National Loan worked"

The Government, having listened very carefully to people, set a charge of €1.15 per week or €3. The man who stopped me with the two pints in his hand last week shouting about the cost of water that he could not pay.

Dog walker 1234 · 17-05-2018 06:20PM

Bertie's 'smoke and daggers'

What are your favorite political lies in quotes?

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