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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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  • #5282
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    This is so funny, I'm sure it's been posted before but worth mentioning again



  • #5283
    Worztron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,938 ✭✭✭Worztron


    445845.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #5284
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,441 ✭✭✭✭endacl


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  • #5285
    Worztron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,938 ✭✭✭Worztron


    446434.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #5286
    pauldla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,248 ✭✭✭pauldla


    Happy Easter!

    christ-w-shadow-bunny-rcrop-twk-ort-twk.jpg?w=500


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  • #5287
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    For (approximately) the day that's in it - here's Jesus being saved:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ucY4kKXjk


  • #5288
    Worztron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,938 ✭✭✭Worztron


    447059.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #5289
    Worztron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,938 ✭✭✭Worztron


    447060.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #5290
    Lithium93_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    29790132_1638893782846513_3026630655775449699_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=bb8c79823735a508fc07bf0fefc41221&oe=5B670F1F


  • #5291
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 38,419 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    That reminds me of one

    JESUS LOVES YOU

    and someone added underneath

    Everyone else thinks you're a cnut.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



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  • #5292
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    a


  • #5293
    waynerooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭waynerooney


    Today is the day that jesus rose from the dead. Today is April fools day. The irony is not lost on me.


  • #5294
    Worztron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,938 ✭✭✭Worztron


    447629.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #5295
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    448092.jpeg

    :D


    Beat it together !! :D:D has to be a parody !!


  • #5296
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 38,419 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    How did you come across that :p

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



  • #5297
    Worztron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,938 ✭✭✭Worztron


    448235.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #5298
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    On a similar note:

    448237.png


  • #5299
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Another great twitter parody

    https://twitter.com/_Islamicat/status/985794722013810688

    https://twitter.com/_Islamicat/status/985797463025037313


  • #5300
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,989 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Bishop cleanses chemical weapons from UK city.
    The Bishop of Salisbury hosted the service of "cleansing and celebration" at St Thomas' Church, near where Sergei Skripal and his daughter were found.
    The service, which was open to all faiths and none, involved prayers to cleanse the site and the city.
    It was followed by a procession to the bench where the Skripals were found.
    Following on from this success, the Bishop is considering launching some incantations at Damascus.


  • #5301
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,392 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    recedite wrote: »
    Bishop cleanses chemical weapons from UK city.Following on from this success, the Bishop is considering launching some incantations at Damascus.

    We'll send our thoughts and prayers.


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  • #5302
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    recedite wrote: »
    Following on from this success, the Bishop is considering launching some incantations at Damascus.
    The good bishop may run into a turf war with the incumbent Orthodox prelates who now may occupy the country's christianosphere. Or who may not occupy it, depending on which part of Russian state-controlled media one reads.

    https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/russia-syria-air-strikes-are-holy-war-against-terrorism-says-russian-orthodox-church-1521847


  • #5303
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,704 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


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  • #5304
    smokingman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,796 ✭✭✭smokingman


    I am the proudest dad ever! :)


  • #5305
    Worztron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,938 ✭✭✭Worztron


    448871.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #5306
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Not sure if this has already been posted, thought it was too good not to post.


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  • #5307
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,989 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    ...And as the Archbishop Michael Jackson moonwalked the heart of his predecessor Archbishop Laurence O' Thingy back to its protestant iron cage, the whole city breathed a sigh of relief.

    The Gypsy Curse had at last been lifted, and it was once again safe to jog in the pleasant byeways of The Phoenix Park, even for people with a dicky heart.
    Some say the archbishop muttered something about the catholics never getting their hands on the 800 year old relic again.
    It is understood thieves who stole an 800 year old relic from Christ Church Cathedral in Dublin returned it because they thought it was cursed.
    The relic, which was stolen in 2012, was recovered in The Phoenix Park after Gardaeceived a tip-off.
    They feared the heart of St Laurence O'Toole was responsible for the deaths of loved ones from apparent heart attacks, The Herald reports.
    He said: "The return of the heart of Laurence O'Toole to Christ Church Cathedral brings great joy to the people of Dublin as Dubliners.
    https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/saints-heart-returned-to-dublin-cathedral-as-thieves-thought-it-cursed-839586.html


  • #5308
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Who steals a worthless relic anyway? Bizarre. Probably just your common or garden scrotes who took it for the laugh.

    I'm willing to guess their families's heart problems are down to lifestyle factors...


  • #5309
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    seamus wrote: »
    Who steals a worthless relic anyway? Bizarre. Probably just your common or garden scrotes who took it for the laugh.

    I'm willing to guess their families's heart problems are down to lifestyle factors...

    If it was just common scrotes then let them believe it was a curse...

    No harm in putting 'the fear of god' into them :D


  • #5310
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 38,419 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    seamus wrote: »
    Who steals a worthless relic anyway?

    There are members of a certain community who would literally steal anything, while at the same time claiming to be very religious :rolleyes:

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



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  • #5311
    The high horse brigade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭The high horse brigade


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    There are members of a certain community who would literally steal anything, while at the same time claiming to be very religious :rolleyes:

    They're only religious because the church are soft enough to give them handouts


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