Why Ireland is a shіthole country:

DelaneyO · 28-02-2018 10:31PM #1

I currently live in Finland having moved here recently.

Ireland has abysmally crap weather. Rain, rain, rain and more fucking rain. Spring, summer, autumn and winter. Here in Finland, summers are lovely and warm and winters have nice downpours of snow. We rarely get snow in Ireland. Such a shame.

Excellent public transport here, cheap and efficient. Other public services are great too. shіt in Ireland and the unions have you all over a barrel.

An excellent public transport that actually works and the unions don't have them over a barrel.

Third party car insurance can be bought from government office for an absolute pittence, no invalidation due to a question being answered slightly wrong or having alloys installed etc, you ring up, get the vehicle insured and anyone can drive as long as they have a license and permission of the owner.

Graduated speeding fines based on income, so doing 53 km/h doesn't get the same fine as someone doing 159 km/h.

Young men are made do one year of conscription. This makes proper men. Stops scangers and does good for the country. That'd never happen in Ireland.

There's no patriotism in Ireland. People write on the flag and draw ridiculous pictures and slogans. For anyone who says the flag is just a piece of cloth, is a winning lottery ticket just a piece of paper?

Everything is crap about Ireland and I feel sorry for the pathetic fools who actually enjoy that shіthole.

OldMrBrennan83 · 28-02-2018 10:33PM

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christy c · 28-02-2018 10:33PM

Thanks for your sympathy, makes me feel better

kirk buttercup · 28-02-2018 10:34PM

Glad you're enjoying your time there. feel free to stay .

28-02-2018 10:35PM

I love Ireland. Perhaps you shouldn't spend so much time hating the place. You moved after all so what's the point?

gimli2112 · 28-02-2018 10:35PM

It snowed here today and the government gave us the day off work. No bread though. Swings and roundabouts.

_Brian · 28-02-2018 10:35PM

And yet it’s so great you have to come on and comment on an IRISH discussion board rather than spend time doing awesome stuff in Finland.

what the hell! · 28-02-2018 10:35PM

This post comes up every few weeks

Dr_serious2 · 28-02-2018 10:36PM

I was in Finland last summer, it is indeed a very nice country.

Ireland is a beautiful country too, though. We have majestic scenery and at this stage I would never live anywhere else. We have a propensity to complain but overall we are a very decent bunch of people. We tend to care about one another more than people I have encountered from many other countries. I look forward to raising my children here.

Seems ironic that you complain 'there is no patriotism here' (in Ireland) too in a thread you started referring to your country of origin as 'a ****hole.' Anyway you have only just moved to Finland it seems so I suspect you will soon find it has its own problems like every country in the world. Doesn't it have a huge suicide rate?

Alun · 28-02-2018 10:36PM

Is that where you learnt to fry steak in lard?

padohaodha · 28-02-2018 10:36PM

I think the IQ average in Finland recently dropped whilst Ireland's rose. Don't know why.

Bob_Marley · 28-02-2018 10:37PM

Ye can't be telling home truths about Ireland, feck off back to Finland where ye belong.

DavidLyons_ · 28-02-2018 10:37PM

Aw, I think someone might be a little homesick and is over compensating. Diddums.

BillyBobBS · 28-02-2018 10:37PM

An American, a Frenchman and a Finn go on a safari in Africa. They're walking
through some bushes, and suddenly they come across an elephant.

The American: "I wonder how much money I could get for those tusks..."
The Frenchman: "I wonder what kind of a love life this elephant has..."
The Finn: "I wonder what this elephant thinks about me..."

Needles73 · 28-02-2018 10:38PM

Good man. Does us all a favour and stay there.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 28-02-2018 10:38PM

I actually couldn't care less what derogators wish to say about the country. It's just throwing a ball up hoping for an argument - and we've had this a dozen times already.

Finland is all the better for you being there, as are we.

DelaneyO · 28-02-2018 10:38PM

Dublin is a shіthole of a city too. Dingy supermacks and McDonalds and plastic shop fronts, streets named after British oppressors not changed.

Helsinki is beautiful.

No homeless crisis in Helsinki. the country is beautiful.

padohaodha · 28-02-2018 10:39PM

Blah blah blah

FatherTed · 28-02-2018 10:40PM

It's not a ****hole country because Trump has a golf course in Clare. He wouldn't have a golf course in a ****hole country.

pconn062 · 28-02-2018 10:40PM

Even though the OP has probably never been to Finland no more than I have , if you have moved you can't be truly happy if one of the first things you do after moving there "recently" is start a thread complaining about how crap another country is. Strange way to enjoy a new home.

28-02-2018 10:41PM

padohaodha wrote: »

I think the IQ average in Finland recently dropped whilst Ireland's rose. Don't know why.

There HAS to be some reason .....(scratches head) :-)

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 28-02-2018 10:43PM

DelaneyO wrote: »

Dublin is a shіthole of a city too. Dingy supermacks and McDonalds and plastic shop fronts, streets named after British oppressors not changed.

Helsinki is beautiful.

No homeless crisis in Helsinki. the country is beautiful.

Are there nice bridges to lurk under in Finland?

odyssey06 · 28-02-2018 10:44PM

DelaneyO wrote: »

Young men are made do one year of conscription. This makes proper men. Stops scangers and does good for the country. That'd never happen in Ireland.

Everything is crap about Ireland and I feel sorry for the pathetic fools who actually enjoy that shіthole.

And yet, the best thing you could think of to do in fantastic finland... is post on boards.IE ?

Methinks the laddie doth protest too much.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 28-02-2018 10:47PM

Doesn't somebody appear every now and again espousing how things are much better in Finland - sometimes they have been there, others were told by workmates or friends? It must be true.

taytobreath · 28-02-2018 10:47PM

DelaneyO wrote: »

I currently live in Finland having moved here recently.

Ireland has abysmally crap weather. Rain, rain, rain and more fucking rain. Spring, summer, autumn and winter. Here in Finland, summers are lovely and warm and winters have nice downpours of snow. We rarely get snow in Ireland. Such a shame.

Excellent public transport here, cheap and efficient. Other public services are great too. shіt in Ireland and the unions have you all over a barrel.

An excellent public transport that actually works and the unions don't have them over a barrel.

Third party car insurance can be bought from government office for an absolute pittence, no invalidation due to a question being answered slightly wrong or having alloys installed etc, you ring up, get the vehicle insured and anyone can drive as long as they have a license and permission of the owner.

Graduated speeding fines based on income, so doing 53 km/h doesn't get the same fine as someone doing 159 km/h.

Young men are made do one year of conscription. This makes proper men. Stops scangers and does good for the country. That'd never happen in Ireland.

There's no patriotism in Ireland. People write on the flag and draw ridiculous pictures and slogans. For anyone who says the flag is just a piece of cloth, is a winning lottery ticket just a piece of paper?

Everything is crap about Ireland and I feel sorry for the pathetic fools who actually enjoy that shіthole.

are u stoned and forgot u wrote that 1st sentence and typed it again, coz they are basically the same sentences worded a bit differently

KP81 · 28-02-2018 10:48PM

Went to Finland once. The place can be summed up in one word: DULL

AllForIt · 28-02-2018 10:50PM

...as if Ireland ordered rain and Finland ordered snow and sunshine.

John_Rambo · 28-02-2018 10:54PM

DelaneyO wrote: »

Why Ireland is a shіthole country

Because you've convinced yourself it is.

But it's not.

buried · 28-02-2018 10:54PM

DelaneyO wrote: »

I currently live in Finland having moved here recently.

Ireland has abysmally crap weather. Rain, rain, rain and more fucking rain. Spring, summer, autumn and winter. Here in Finland, summers are lovely and warm and winters have nice downpours of snow. We rarely get snow in Ireland. Such a shame.

Excellent public transport here, cheap and efficient. Other public services are great too. shіt in Ireland and the unions have you all over a barrel.

An excellent public transport that actually works and the unions don't have them over a barrel.

Third party car insurance can be bought from government office for an absolute pittence, no invalidation due to a question being answered slightly wrong or having alloys installed etc, you ring up, get the vehicle insured and anyone can drive as long as they have a license and permission of the owner.

Graduated speeding fines based on income, so doing 53 km/h doesn't get the same fine as someone doing 159 km/h.

Young men are made do one year of conscription. This makes proper men. Stops scangers and does good for the country. That'd never happen in Ireland.

There's no patriotism in Ireland. People write on the flag and draw ridiculous pictures and slogans. For anyone who says the flag is just a piece of cloth, is a winning lottery ticket just a piece of paper?

Everything is crap about Ireland and I feel sorry for the pathetic fools who actually enjoy that shіthole.

Well you can't even get patriotic about the weather so what kind of patriot are you?
Go back there and have a few more shots of Reindeer P!ss and gwan to bed

demanufactured · 28-02-2018 10:55PM

Will ye go way tiv ye, till the 16th ah march, till Joe Joyce will bust your face boy.

Permabear · 28-02-2018 10:55PM

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