Modern Malaise in Ireland

Boom_Bap · 13-02-2018 11:16AM

Ten of Swords wrote: »

That's a rudimentary Marie Rose sauce right there,

You're probably making op cry btw!

If you add some hot sauce to the Marie Rose and get some in your eye, it'd also make you cry.

Barry Badrinath · 13-02-2018 11:17AM

Intothesea wrote: »

tl/dr read it yourself, or don't bother replying.

You have an average of 1 post a week for 10 years. Why should anyone listen to you now.

You and your fancy paragraphs! Mr.Internet himself demanding we read or bounce.

Pfft

jimgoose · 13-02-2018 11:17AM

Guy:Incognito · 13-02-2018 11:18AM

super_furry wrote: »

They're coming for your mickeys lads!

The women? Deadly. Where's the queue.

Sabre0001 · 13-02-2018 11:18AM

Yep, perfect fit for the "Social & Fun" category

Ten of Swords · 13-02-2018 11:21AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

If you add some hot sauce to the Marie Rose and get some in your eye, it'd also make you cry.

How many scoville units would the hot sauce need to be?

Boom_Bap · 13-02-2018 11:23AM

Ten of Swords wrote: »

How many scoville units would the hot sauce need to be?

I suppose a lot would depend on the durability of the cornea or retina being applied to

biko · 13-02-2018 11:24AM

Is there a 2 min youtube video explaining the OP?

Ten of Swords · 13-02-2018 11:27AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I suppose a lot would depend on the durability of the cornea or retina being applied to

Seems legit but one would need a pachymetry test to determine this

buried · 13-02-2018 11:28AM

What really pisses me off is these new plastic squeezy mayonnaise bottles, making out that its easier to get your mayonnaise squeezed onto your food. Yeah, well it is, for about 2 days. Then you got to shake the thing to get the mayonnaise to the bottom, then it makes a sqwelchy wet fart noise when it evacuates the bottle which is very unpleasant thing to hear when your about to have a munch. Then after a week you have to take off the lid and try to scrape out the mayonnaise with a knife anyways, like you had to do with the jars, except the squeezy bottle top is the size of a salt shaker and it makes an awful job trying to scrape out the last bits of mayonnaise.
Neo Liberal squeezy Mayonaisse bottles are a total scam

El_Duderino 09 · 13-02-2018 11:29AM

Patww79 wrote: »

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The post didn’t say a single thing in favour of men. It made lots of dubious assumptions and falsehoods mixed with truths. It would be impossible to agree or disagree with it as a whole and take far too long to parse out the sense from the guff.

Grayson · 13-02-2018 11:29AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Doesn't help that mayonnaise is white either...

And looks like spunk.

Wait, have I just ruined it again?

OldMrBrennan83 · 13-02-2018 11:30AM

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jimgoose · 13-02-2018 11:31AM

Grayson wrote: »

And looks like spunk...

Well, if you're severely dehydrated, maybe. :pac:

El Tarangu · 13-02-2018 11:33AM

Hey OP - LiveJournal is thataway ⇨ ⇨ ⇨

El_Duderino 09 · 13-02-2018 11:33AM

diomed wrote: »

Stop saying "neo-liberal".

Or you could just learn what it means.

jimgoose · 13-02-2018 11:47AM

El_Duderino 09 wrote: »

Or you could just learn what it means.

Laissez-faire, Adam Smith, Tragedy of the Commons, yadda-yadda-yadda...

Fr_Dougal · 13-02-2018 11:48AM

Intothesea wrote: »

Well folks, you're losing a chance to comment on men's situation in Ireland, and to potentially open up a decent debate that beats the usual to and fro.

You should tell your parents, this is 2018. They’ll still love you.

Canis Lupus · 13-02-2018 12:33PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

How many men like mayonnaise though?
We need statistics first.

Boom_Bap wrote: »

But what if I like mayonnaise. Do you not ever do that thing where you mix it with ketchup? Is it technically mayonnaise then?

Aioli is where it's at.

weldoninhio · 13-02-2018 12:50PM

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Doesn't help that mayonnaise is white either...

I only use taco/tikka sauce nowadays.

ohnonotgmail · 13-02-2018 01:01PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

But what if I like mayonnaise. Do you not ever do that thing where you mix it with ketchup? Is it technically mayonnaise then?

It becomes marie rose sauce surely? Or at least a cheap version of same.

OldMrBrennan83 · 13-02-2018 01:06PM

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El_Duderino 09 · 13-02-2018 01:18PM

jimgoose wrote: »

El_Duderino 09 wrote: »

Or you could just learn what it means.

Laissez-faire, Adam Smith, Tragedy of the Commons, yadda-yadda-yadda...

And the effects it has on the labour force?

13-02-2018 01:21PM

It's great with prawns when you mix it with a bit of ketchup. Or is that what marie rose is

ohnonotgmail · 13-02-2018 01:21PM

Patww79 wrote: »

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tomatoes, mayonnaise, Worcestershire sauce, lemon juice and pepper.

Mr. Incognito · 13-02-2018 01:24PM

Never say in two sentences what you can say in ten paragraphs.

As you can figure OP you arent making any decent points.You are engaged in some form of intellectual self flagellation

Its not attractive and it makes no sense.

OldMrBrennan83 · 13-02-2018 02:01PM

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professore · 13-02-2018 02:03PM

Since we are generalising about men and women ....

One of the rambling points it makes is that women are better able to cope with constant change than men are whereas men crave security and stability. This is a load of utter rubbish. It's the other way round. It's having to support a family that causes men to need this stability and certainty. Before I had kids back in the late 80s I had quite a pleasant existence on the dole for a few months, interspersed with some crappy jobs with very little stability or certainty. I had lots of male friends in a similar boat. Didn't bother me in the slightest - sure I was looking for a better job, but could live quite comfortably.

Also men start businesses in far greater numbers than women, an inherently risky endeavour. And there are zero barriers to stop women these days starting businesses, in fact they will throw money and incentives at women to start businesses. Yet they are more risk averse.

Women don't care as much about career stability because many of them are looking for a man to provide this for them. In 2018. Still. Seems to me that the "modern" man doesn't even know this is the case, so is quite happy playing video games and smoking pot, or the more driven ones are off making a fortune for themselves.

So as long as men don't have a family to support it's all grand IMO. So that part of the treatise is nonsense.

Grayson · 13-02-2018 02:06PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Well, if you're severely dehydrated, maybe. :pac:

Or super concentrated

13-02-2018 02:12PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

How many men like mayonnaise though?
We need statistics first.

Maybe if there was Hellwomans and not just Hellmans we'd all be on a better footing. Fcuking patriarchy.

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