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Funny table quiz names

  • 24-01-2018 10:43AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,595 ✭✭✭


    Quiz in my pants is all I can think of

    Don’t think my team would approve. Any ideas?


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    TableQuiz McTableMcQuizFace


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Quizlamic Extremists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Quizteam Aguilera

    Norfolk Enchance

    The Bairy Hallsacks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Hector Bellend is a quizzing genius


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,645 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Table 3

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    My sister had an all female Table. They were called "Not a penis between us".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,279 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    The undie takers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,424 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    The Four Skins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,205 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    We used to go to pub quizzes every week and we tried to come up with a fish related name every time.

    Captain Birdseyes smelly fingers was the best we could think of.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 234 ✭✭patsypantaloni


    Fact Hunt


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 734 ✭✭✭jimbob_jones


    And the winner is


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Team No Hope


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Quiz on my face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭aidoh


    Heard two great ones before that I'll always remember:

    "Fingers in Cider"

    "There's no 'I' in team but there's a 'U' in cvnt"

    Not particularly witty quiz names but I thought they were far funnier than any pun on the word quiz I'd heard before anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    A team of Midwives here recently were "Dilated to meet you".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    A team of Midwives here recently were "Dilated to meet you".

    Funny that the midwives themselves were all about to give birth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭Mac1993


    The Walking Talking Stephen Hawking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 56,766 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Around the time of the Gulf War --

    "The Mother of all Quiz teams".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭DaeryssaOne


    Let's get quizzical


  • Posts: 8,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Team "I, the announcer, like to suck dick, this is not a team's name, I really like sucking dick".


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,687 ✭✭✭valoren


    Agatha Quiztie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    The Shy Tall Knights


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,865 ✭✭✭TRS30


    Fat kids are hard to kidnap


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,549 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    Trivia Newton John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    If I've heard it a lot before, then its not funny, its unoriginal. Half the ones listed, all the quiz in my agurleira type ****e.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,363 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    I briefly joined a team years ago called 'We Came Second Once' which many didn't realise was a double entendre.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,595 ✭✭✭skinny90


    Jesus Wept wrote: »
    If I've heard it a lot before, then its not funny, its unoriginal. Half the ones listed, all the quiz in my agurleira type ****e.

    I know but literally cannot think of anything remotely creative :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    I remember one that I found really funny more for the tongue twister element :

    Ken Dod's Dad's Dog's dead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    The Sofa Kings.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 369 ✭✭maccydoodies


    I wish this mic was a cock


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