Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

end of the road · 10-01-2018 03:59AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

That's so creepy! I really wonder why some people don't have anything better to do with their lives.

because they are not normal tbh.

ta that it's extremely cold the past few days, the cold makes me tired.

NollagShona · 10-01-2018 08:01AM

Took out my AirPods case- empty.
AirPods In pocket- grand, but dead as a dodo

long annoying train journey it is

TrustedApple · 10-01-2018 08:17AM

Buses.

1st one did not show.

2nd one did show leep cards not working so got kicked off.

Standing in the cold for 30 mins for another to show up.

I will now he 30 mins late for work !!!!. I know have to start a meeting on my phone on the bus fml.

Some every 10 mins bus service this is

LadyMacBeth_ · 10-01-2018 09:46AM

Feeling lonely

Owta Control · 10-01-2018 10:10AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Feeling lonely

I'll bring you back a mickey...... mouse

People coughing all around me... fckin Ebola virus looking barstewards

gifted · 10-01-2018 01:07PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Feeling lonely

Cheer up Lady.....lean in here to me and I'll give ya a feel....lol lol

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-01-2018 01:16PM

When my little friend comes over from next door starving with the hunger

Poor little darling runs in circles when she sees me coming with a bowl.
The fact that dogs are supposed to be the most loyal and every single morning she potters over to us, and spends the day with my boys. She ques up for breakfast and she ques up for treats and she even ques up for their vitamin.
She's a beautiful animal but I feel like she's moved herself in with us and her owners don't care. My dogs can hardly go for a poo in comfort because I'm out behind them.
I'm not TA she's moved in. What's another mouth to feed? I'm TA she's not loved enough at home

retro:electro · 10-01-2018 01:22PM

My nose is stuffed up my head hoits.

eisenberg1 · 10-01-2018 01:31PM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

Guy on First Dates Ireland;

“I think Jesus has decided I’m going to die alone”

YOUR FCUKING 18.

Eight-Fcuking-Teen

I watched a bit of this last night ( I know, I know). Nice to know where the aul license fee is going. The only normal person on it seemed to be the barman!

Some young fella said he spend an hour and a half on his hair before he came out....I would have loved to beat him to death with his fcuking dinner. A narcissistic, attention seeking little sh1t. He then proceeded to constantly shake his hair and run his hands thru it at every opportunity...in a restaurant! He should have been turfed for unhygienic behaviour.

SAMTALK · 10-01-2018 01:33PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I watched a bit of this last night ( I know, I know). Nice to know where the aul license fee is going. The only normal person on it seemed to be the barman!

Some young fella said he spend an hour and a half on his hair before he came out....I would have loved to beat him to death with his fcuking dinner. A narcissistic, attention seeking little sh1t. He then proceeded to constantly shake his hair and run his hands thru it at every opportunity...in a restaurant! He should have been turfed for unhygienic behaviour.

Must be an age thing. I was shouting at him not to do that with his hair over the dinner table. Disgusting

IamtheWalrus · 10-01-2018 01:37PM

anna080 wrote: »

My nose is stuffed up my head hoits.

Any you can't find the paracetamol.

Dial Hard · 10-01-2018 01:52PM

Cold mouse hand.

Sephiroth_dude · 10-01-2018 03:48PM

Very trivial but I brought a tub of magnum vanilla ice cream as it was on sale and I wanted to try it to see if it was nicer than hagen daz vanilla, well it doesn't hold a patch on it imo anyway.

the beer revolu · 10-01-2018 03:50PM

People who park in the air and water service area in garages.

ohnonotgmail · 10-01-2018 03:52PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Very trivial but I brought a tub of magnum vanilla ice cream as it was on sale and I wanted to try it to see if it was nicer than hagen daz vanilla, well it doesn't hold a patch on it imo anyway.

now you have me dreaming about a tub of pralines and cream.

jimgoose · 10-01-2018 04:14PM

To the big, thick, fat, beardy, tattooed, sweaty, Millennial twunt standing in front of the fridge in the downstairs canteen talking bollocks - if you are still there when I get back in a couple of minutes, you self-important, completely unaware tub of shit, you will encounter the Pallasgrean Full-Back Shoulder just under the oxter and you will be on your arse bawling for Mama!! :mad:

SAMTALK · 10-01-2018 04:21PM

jimgoose wrote: »

To the big, thick, fat, beardy, tattooed, sweaty, Millennial twunt standing in front of the fridge in the downstairs canteen talking bollocks - if you are still there when I get back in a couple of minutes, you self-important, completely unaware tub of shit, you will encounter the Pallasgrean Full-Back Shoulder just under the oxter and you will be on your arse bawling for Mama!! :mad:

I take it 'excuse me' didnt work then

jimgoose · 10-01-2018 04:25PM

SAMTALK wrote: »

I take it 'excuse me' didnt work then

I am blue in the face from "excuse me". It's always the same fuckers standing in the same spots, i.e. busy thoroughfares and right in front of busy appliances! Why should I have to stop/change course/speak to these gowls/put myself out in any way???

the beer revolu · 10-01-2018 05:34PM

jimgoose wrote: »

I am blue in the face from "excuse me". It's always the same fuckers standing in the same spots, i.e. busy thoroughfares and right in front of busy appliances! Why should I have to stop/change course/speak to these gowls/put myself out in any way???

Picking up the wife from Cork airport today. A group of 6 people, late teens/early 20s, come out from arrivals, they have the whole ground floor of the airport to choose from and they decide to congregate right in front of the door. Everyone entering and leaving had to walk around them. They were completely oblivious.

Bredabe · 10-01-2018 05:48PM

Posted a question on my class whattsapp thread, a classmate responded telling me what happened to her in a similar situation. Didn't answer my question and now no one will see the original question.

TA, have to walk for 40 mins in the am, there is a yellow rain forecast, ending just a handful of hours before I head out. Soggie feet all day to add to my troubles.

bonzodog2 · 10-01-2018 05:49PM

A woman in Tesco the other day temporarily abandoned her trolley dead centre in a 4-way aisle crossroads. Dead centre.

New Home · 10-01-2018 05:52PM

Did she want to make a roundabout?

Rubberlegs · 10-01-2018 06:42PM

When I turn down a pot of spuds , rice, whatever to simmer it stays at a rollicking boil. Every bloody time. Stupid ba$tard cooker:(

the purple tin · 10-01-2018 06:45PM

Liquid soap dispensers. You depress the nozzle and a glob of soap plops in your hand. Sometimes you encounter an extremely powerful one and rather than plopping in your hand the pearly coloured soap shoots out like a bullet and splats on your crotch:eek:. oh grrrr :mad:

Archeron · 10-01-2018 07:05PM

I bought a lemon meringue donut in town today that I was really looking forward to. Now I'm home and don't feel well so am in bed and I can hear the donut laughing at me from the kitchen.

misstearheus · 10-01-2018 07:32PM

OH I forgot! The other evening I was taking stuff into House from car and had gone in and out a couple of times with bags and I was just locking up car about to go back into house and when I turned around I spotted a man down at the end-gable faced into the wall. I called out to him to stop or go away or whatever, and he turned around to me obviously nekkid to the knees, a big jet of p1ss flowing outta him. He turned back into the wall again started spraying the wall, turned around to me again and it was absolutely flooding outta him. I was frozen to the spot couldn't move! Eventually after what felt like 4 hours probably 2 minutes really, He walked off out around the wall he was still happily peeing for Ireland like walking away! :mad::mad::o:(:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Funny thing is the previous day I had been posting on Boards about Bathrooms or Toilets or something!

The other funny thing is, yes I am constantly whinging that I can't find a man, but jeez has it really sunk to this?!?

:pac::P:(:rolleyes:

LadyMacBeth_ · 10-01-2018 07:44PM

The cat escaped from our new place and he's not allowed outside yet so me and the missus were frantically trying to catch him. He's black and it's dark so it wasn't easy. Came back home all out of breath and coughed until I puked. Nice one. Bloody cat.

gifted · 10-01-2018 07:47PM

misstearheus wrote: »

OH I forgot! The other evening I was taking stuff into House from car and had gone in and out a couple of times with bags and I was just locking up car about to go back into house and when I turned around I spotted a man down at the end-gable faced into the wall. I called out to him to stop or go away or whatever, and he turned around to me obviously nekkid to the knees, a big jet of p1ss flowing outta him. He turned back into the wall again started spraying the wall, turned around to me again and it was absolutely flooding outta him. I was frozen to the spot couldn't move! Eventually after what felt like 4 hours probably 2 minutes really, He walked off out around the wall he was still happily peeing for Ireland like walking away! :mad::mad::o:(:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Funny thing is the previous day I had been posting on Boards about Bathrooms or Toilets or something!

The other funny thing is, yes I am constantly whinging that I can't find a man, but jeez has it really sunk to this?!? :pac::P:(:rolleyes:

Sure he was only marking his territory.....no other male will come near your place now....lol lol

Only joking...

kfallon · 10-01-2018 07:55PM

misstearheus wrote: »

OH I forgot! The other evening I was taking stuff into House from car and had gone in and out a couple of times with bags and I was just locking up car about to go back into house and when I turned around I spotted a man down at the end-gable faced into the wall. I called out to him to stop or go away or whatever, and he turned around to me obviously nekkid to the knees, a big jet of p1ss flowing outta him. He turned back into the wall again started spraying the wall, turned around to me again and it was absolutely flooding outta him. I was frozen to the spot couldn't move! Eventually after what felt like 4 hours probably 2 minutes really, He walked off out around the wall he was still happily peeing for Ireland like walking away! :mad::mad::o:(:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Post of the day there for me, made me giggle, "a big jet of piss"

:pac:

Owta Control · 10-01-2018 08:44PM

He was obviously a boards member and he was blasting you with piss

Not a single Disney channel in England...French and German only

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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