Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

TheChizler · 09-01-2018 02:29PM

jimgoose wrote: »

We always order large portions.

Maggie Marie · 09-01-2018 02:45PM

Neighbours dog ****e all over lawn. The young lads have it brought it into he house in their shoes. Place is in shiit.

eisenberg1 · 09-01-2018 02:51PM

Cameron Crooked Motorcycle wrote: »

I have webbed toes, not even lying

You otter get that checked out&#55357;&#56834;

Coat time

Dial Hard · 09-01-2018 02:56PM

Cameron Crooked Motorcycle wrote: »

I have a phobia of my toes and won't even cut my own unbroken toenails so I can't even bring myself to take off my shoe to look how bad it is

I'm not quite that bad (I can cut my own toenails) but a few years ago I lost a big toenail a few weeks after a particularly rugged hike. It just popped off one night while I was pushing my slippers off and I promptly ran into the bathroom and puked. I could feel that it was still attached by one tiny corner so I sellotaped it back on (no plasters in the house) for my then-husband, who was out at his work Christmas party, to deal with the next morning. No way was I even looking at that.

Pac1Man · 09-01-2018 03:05PM

Enough of this foot filth!

Bredabe · 09-01-2018 03:13PM

"Lucky me" I have a chest and bladder infection, I deem myself to sick to go too uni this weekend.
But its easier to go in cough and wee my way through 12 hours of classes, than find out the procedure to "Call in sick"

ohnonotgmail · 09-01-2018 03:26PM

Dial Hard wrote: »

I'm not quite that bad (I can cut my own toenails) but a few years ago I lost a big toenail a few weeks after a particularly rugged hike. It just popped off one night while I was pushing my slippers off and I promptly ran into the bathroom and puked. I could feel that it was still attached by one tiny corner so I sellotaped it back on (no plasters in the house) for my then-husband, who was out at his work Christmas party, to deal with the next morning. No way was I even looking at that.

i did something similar once. I went to the doc and he gave me three injections in the big toe to try and numb it so he could remove it. the injections were really painful and they didnt work so he just sent me home and told me to wait until it dropped off of its own accord. I cut the remaining thread myself that night.

retro:electro · 09-01-2018 03:33PM

Dial Hard wrote: »

I'm not quite that bad (I can cut my own toenails) but a few years ago I lost a big toenail a few weeks after a particularly rugged hike. It just popped off one night while I was pushing my slippers off and I promptly ran into the bathroom and puked. I could feel that it was still attached by one tiny corner so I sellotaped it back on (no plasters in the house) for my then-husband, who was out at his work Christmas party, to deal with the next morning. No way was I even looking at that.

Omg :eek:

the beer revolu · 09-01-2018 03:40PM

Came home from holidays on Thursday, sick to find I had no internet. Sick, home alone and no Internet!
Wednesday now, back at work and I'm still kinda sick and still have no Internet.

Dial Hard · 09-01-2018 03:40PM

anna080 wrote: »

Omg :eek:

I shrieked like Ned Flanders while he was trying to examine it the next morning, while he was doubled-over laughing at my histrionics.

It was actually grand in the end, the new nail was already more or less grown underneath it. Dunno what I'd do these days in a toenail emergency, given my perma-single state since we split :pac:

retro:electro · 09-01-2018 03:55PM

Dial Hard wrote: »

I shrieked like Ned Flanders while he was trying to examine it the next morning, while he was doubled-over laughing at my histrionics.

It was actually grand in the end, the new nail was already more or less grown underneath it. Dunno what I'd do these days in a toenail emergency, given my perma-single state since we split :pac:

Do you think it was the toenail that did it :pac:

SusieBlue · 09-01-2018 03:55PM

People making fake accounts pretending to be me.

Iseedeadpixels · 09-01-2018 04:07PM

Im bored with my job its so mundane, but I doubt ill get anywhere near the money anywhere else.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 09-01-2018 04:08PM

Back hurts so bad I can barely walk

LadyMacBeth_ · 09-01-2018 04:09PM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

People making fake accounts pretending to be me.

That's so creepy! I really wonder why some people don't have anything better to do with their lives.

SusieBlue · 09-01-2018 04:11PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

That's so creepy! I really wonder why some people don't have anything better to do with their lives.

Anna and several other Boards users have been targeted as well. Its beyond annoying

suicide_circus · 09-01-2018 04:12PM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Im bored with my job its so mundane, but I doubt ill get anywhere near the money anywhere else.

An active imagination can work wonders. Escape into your own fantasy world.

Sephiroth_dude · 09-01-2018 04:15PM

Anxiety

LirW · 09-01-2018 04:19PM

When you're cooking and the older kid plays with the younger kid that's in the high-chair, I'm just rolling meatballs therefore I couldn't pick up the banana slices that wee kid dropped under the seat, older kid just runs through them and my floor is covered in banana sludge.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 09-01-2018 04:20PM

That's really creepy pretending to be another user

Dial Hard · 09-01-2018 04:20PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

That's so creepy! I really wonder why some people don't have anything better to do with their lives.

I've had three fake POF and two fake Facebook accounts use my photos. It took Facebook approximately a geological era to do anything about them. Apparently they don't consider it someone pretending to be you if they don't use your actual name.

ohnonotgmail · 09-01-2018 04:22PM

Dial Hard wrote: »

I've had three fake POF and two fake Facebook accounts use my photos. It took Facebook approximately a geological era to do anything about them. Apparently they don't consider it someone pretending to be you if they don't use your actual name.

you must be hawt.

Dial Hard · 09-01-2018 04:50PM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

you must be hawt.

Maybe I stole the pics in the first place :pac:

Bitches Be Trypsin · 09-01-2018 04:52PM

I'm doing my theory test Friday and I'm such a slow learner, TA I'll have to pay another 35 to repeat if I fail

LadyMacBeth_ · 09-01-2018 04:56PM

Dial Hard wrote: »

Maybe I stole the pics in the first place :pac:

TA'd that I'm not hot enough for someone to steal my pics

Owta Control · 09-01-2018 05:23PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

TA'd that I'm not hot enough for someone to steal my pics

Ah now , never say never

TA that my hotel has some nice whiskys..but sod all beers

Trigger Happy · 09-01-2018 06:31PM

I can handle the cold.
I can handle the rain.
I can handle the wind.

But all three together - to hell with that. Not leaving the house until things clear up.

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 09-01-2018 06:42PM

WhiteRoses wrote:

People making fake accounts pretending to be me.

How do you mean? On boards like?

Surreptitious · 09-01-2018 08:15PM

73Cat wrote: »

I saw a plastic Ballygowan bottle in the clear glass recycling bank. Who does that ?

You should try living here. Rubbish in the recycling, rubbish in the glass bin, recycling in the rubbish. Ok you get the picture and it's always me sorting it. I don't know why I have to have to fix these imbeciles mistakes.

AndyBoBandy · 09-01-2018 09:42PM

Guy on First Dates Ireland;

“I think Jesus has decided I’m going to die alone”

YOUR FCUKING 18.

Eight-Fcuking-Teen

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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