Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

misstearheus · 05-01-2018 11:01PM

Stoopid-shagging-arsing poxy mofo Bulb slipped out of my hand this morning when I needed to replace a light and was in a rush to get out the door to work. Smashed to smithereens on me Kitchen-floor. :mad::(:mad:

somesoldiers · 05-01-2018 11:01PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

When my missus books us flights, she sometimes books me in as Dr.
My worst fear is that on a flight I'll be asked to help with a medical issue with a passenger.

I do have some responses ready though:
'Sorry, I'm a love doctor'
'Sorry, I'm a computer doctor, is the passenger a robot?'
'Sure, get me hot water and towels, how far is she dilated?'

TA - There are kids playing upstairs, I spent ages yesterday getting the room they are in tidied up and clean. I can feel them undoing my hard work and know that I'll have to do it all again later.

Reminds me of a few years back, the mrs wanted a posh handbag only available in Selfridges. The list of Mr, mrs etc included Brigadeer, colonel etc I said this is not for me!

bonzodog2 · 05-01-2018 11:07PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

Reminds me of a few years back, the mrs wanted a posh handbag only available in Selfridges. The list of Mr, mrs etc included Brigadeer, colonel etc I said this is not for me!

Somewhat ironic in view of your username!

TA-I was bidding on ebay for some phones, got 2 emails to say a bid had been retracted/cancelled and I was now the high bidder. How does this happen? The bids were from the same person.

GreeBo · 06-01-2018 12:23AM

Some guy on my street keeps putting Christmas lights on his tree despite my cutting the wires several times.
So annoying.

Surreptitious · 06-01-2018 12:29AM

Nawful headache.

Sephiroth_dude · 06-01-2018 12:40AM

GreeBo wrote: »

Some guy on my street keeps putting Christmas lights on his tree despite my cutting the wires several times.
So annoying.

Look who's being nasty now.

GreeBo · 06-01-2018 01:08AM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Look who's being nasty now.

I missed the Ninja edit, but Kleenex?

TA, posters who can give it but not take it.

somesoldiers · 06-01-2018 01:57AM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Somewhat ironic in view of your username!

TA-I was bidding on ebay for some phones, got 2 emails to say a bid had been retracted/cancelled and I was now the high bidder. How does this happen? The bids were from the same person.

I'm from the ranks

JCX BXC · 06-01-2018 02:25AM

Following on from the TA of people incorrectly using quote tags, that happens and sometimes I can muster an understanding.

However, when a conversation continues and people CONTINUE to quote each other, without anyone fixing the original broken quote tag, well that's just inexcusable.

06-01-2018 06:18AM

You know Natale Cole's "Miss You Like Crazy"?

Now sing it as "Bitches Be Cray Cray".

A little annoyed that I will never think of it as "Miss You Like Crazy", ever again...

Tell me how · 06-01-2018 08:25AM

Deleted User wrote:

You know Natale Cole's "Miss You Like Crazy"?

Now sing it as "Bitches Be Cray Cray".

A little annoyed that I will never think of it as "Miss You Like Crazy", ever again...

A slight variant is the classic break up song.

"Bitch! You like crazy!!"

Usually sang during the actual breakup.

Oink · 06-01-2018 09:04AM

People who won’t shut the fook up on the bus. There was 3 people on the phone at the same time yesterday. 3.

I often fantasise about having a big remote, and I’ll press on a big red button and all the phones just reboot at the same time. They wouldn’t be able to say anything because really, a remote that kills phones? That’s just cray-cray.

the beer revolu · 06-01-2018 10:16AM

TA'd at myself because I keep opening threads on refugees, travellers, crime, social welfare, homelessness etc.
AH has become worse than the comments section of The Journal for blatant racism, xenophobia, lack of compassion, wannabe vigilanteism and general fascist thought.

Don't open that thread, it will only annoy you.
Don't. Don't.
Doh!

JCX BXC · 06-01-2018 10:18AM

TA'd that the above post is having more of a pop at AH than having a TA

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 06-01-2018 11:08AM

When someone that used to be sound finds a new partner and starts acting like a total prick because that's sure to impress her

21Savage · 06-01-2018 11:17AM

They are a subdued people. They never even had a revolution.

jennyhayes123 · 06-01-2018 11:52AM

I think I've lost my kids birthday money. Had 2 envelopes and brought it out the other day, they each bought a book and I remember constantly checking my back pocket to make sure they were still there.
We went to cinema then and about 2 days later it dawned on me I forgot about them and checked the jeans they were in. Have searched so much for them. Gutted. Still hopeful I'll find them in the washing or somewhere

gifted · 06-01-2018 11:53AM

jennyhayes123 wrote: »

I think I've lost my kids birthday money. Had 2 envelopes and brought it out the other day, they each bought a book and I remember constantly checking my back pocket to make sure they were still there.
We went to cinema then and about 2 days later it dawned on me I forgot about them and checked the jeans they were in. Have searched so much for them. Gutted. Still hopeful I'll find them in the washing or somewhere

Fingers crossed for you, hate when that happens.

Gwynplaine · 06-01-2018 12:17PM

Day 6 of no smoking. It's tough going, but really trying my best this time. If I can stay away from cans or pints for a while I just might be able to do it. The second I open a can or lift a pint to my lips, I want to light up a smoke. It's a very bad habit I need to break. Is anyone else like this?
Put on half a stone since mid December. Feel like a whale, don't need the belt on the jeans. Some drastic changes in diet ahead. Two that I need to follow are
1. Don't eat crap when hungry. Eat something decent. Crisps will not fill you.
2. Stop eating late at night.

NollagShona · 06-01-2018 12:41PM

It’s cold in west London

somesoldiers · 06-01-2018 01:04PM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Day 6 of no smoking. It's tough going, but really trying my best this time. If I can stay away from cans or pints for a while I just might be able to do it. The second I open a can or lift a pint to my lips, I want to light up a smoke. It's a very bad habit I need to break. Is anyone else like this?
Put on half a stone since mid December. Feel like a whale, don't need the belt on the jeans. Some drastic changes in diet ahead. Two that I need to follow are
1. Don't eat crap when hungry. Eat something decent. Crisps will not fill you.
2. Stop eating late at night.

Me, for the last few years I have gone from 10 a day to only smoking when I'm drinking, which is probably once every 4-6 weeks, never even think about smokes any other time

Robsweezie · 06-01-2018 01:23PM

TA too much caffeine - woke up middle of the night with panic attack like symptoms, didnt know where i was, heart and mind racing. also woke up with flu symptoms next day.

also gwynplaine - keep at it. takes 21 days to make/break a habit as they say. take it slow, one day will become another and hopefully you'll find yourself craving less. maybe mark it on a star chart type thing, every day you dont grab a cigarette. sounds silly/childish but visual reminders can be powerful and motivating i think.

as for the eating, try water? maybe its water you need more than food, could be wrong but i read that somewhere.

retro:electro · 06-01-2018 01:45PM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Day 6 of no smoking. It's tough going, but really trying my best this time. If I can stay away from cans or pints for a while I just might be able to do it. The second I open a can or lift a pint to my lips, I want to light up a smoke. It's a very bad habit I need to break. Is anyone else like this?
Put on half a stone since mid December. Feel like a whale, don't need the belt on the jeans. Some drastic changes in diet ahead. Two that I need to follow are
1. Don't eat crap when hungry. Eat something decent. Crisps will not fill you.
2. Stop eating late at night.

Keep going. I found after two weeks it got easier and by a month in I wasn't even thinking about it anymore. Your mind is so adapted to drink- fag mode it can't log off so you're usual routine is sending constant reminders for you to light up. Just remember you don't actually need one and the craving you feel is only your body reminding you of what you used to do next. You'll get there but it's all about breaking the cyclical habits!

TA just changed my bed clothes and then have two snotty nosed nieces rubbing their snail trails on me clean sheets \o/

castletownman · 06-01-2018 01:51PM

I genuinely believe that the advent of FB has seen a certain demographic emerge that do not know how to fend for themselves without seeking help via FB.

I am on a local buy and sell page which is full of mammies that have turned it into basically a forum to either complain or seek advice. For example, some woman on it earlier was asking did anyone know of a good website to search for a job. The first response was literally a link from google- the woman was of course thrilled! She will be quite the addition to the work-force.

The same page frequently has people ranting about things in town etc. I have seen ne'er a cheap piece of second-hand furniture advertised on it yet

Stoopid people be stoopid.

Iseedeadpixels · 06-01-2018 01:57PM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Day 6 of no smoking. It's tough going, but really trying my best this time. If I can stay away from cans or pints for a while I just might be able to do it. The second I open a can or lift a pint to my lips, I want to light up a smoke. It's a very bad habit I need to break. Is anyone else like this?
Put on half a stone since mid December. Feel like a whale, don't need the belt on the jeans. Some drastic changes in diet ahead. Two that I need to follow are
1. Don't eat crap when hungry. Eat something decent. Crisps will not fill you.
2. Stop eating late at night.

Keep it up

When I hear of people giving up smoking it makes me happy, I hate the things.

the purple tin · 06-01-2018 02:15PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

Loud sneezers....RAACHOOOO!!

That's me today. I'm a snot factory running at max capacity too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWweJQppcxg

the beer revolu · 06-01-2018 02:15PM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Keep it up When I hear of people giving up smoking it makes me happy, I hate the things.

You're in the wrong thread!
Gtfo

LadyMacBeth_ · 06-01-2018 02:31PM

Breaking out in spots, I never get spots, think it's all the stress. Feeling like the ugliest thing in the world.

I have a friend coming to visit me next weekend but the sofa bed we wanted to get is sold out in the nearest Ikea, off to Southampton then!

the purple tin · 06-01-2018 02:37PM

NollagShona wrote: »

It’s cold in west London

Sounds like the start of an old Dire Straits song :pac:

Bredabe · 06-01-2018 03:08PM

TA'ed at the people who think its funny to make jokes about forgetting things, in front of someone they know has dementia.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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