Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Tell me how · 03-01-2018 05:19PM

the beer revolu wrote:

Why are there still hotels without plug sockets on each side of the bed? Why? We've been using mobile phones for 20 years now. Almost every hotel room in the world has been refurbished in this time and it's still really, really common to not have sockets on each or even any side of the bed!

Sing to the tune of Batman.

money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money... MONEY

Every little counts.

retro:electro · 03-01-2018 05:20PM

3rd of Jan is engrained in my brain as someone's bday but I can't for the life of me remember whose.. not on Facebook anymore either so can't check.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-01-2018 05:22PM

Talking to someone who rings me on the phone and they interrupt the conversation to talk to/shout at their child. At least 6 times in a 5 min conversation, and then says "go on" when they're finished. I just hung up on someone for doing it to me and going forward every single time she does it in the future I'll hang up on her.

A "friend" I fell out with in July who accused me of having an affair with her ugly partner when she was really drunk and "apologised" the next day thinking it was hilarious just messaged me looking for a lift to Dublin for the next three Sundays 9-3. What planet are you on babe? You don't get to ask favours of people who you treat like ****e

Bitches Be Trypsin · 03-01-2018 05:35PM

Fooking broke after Christmas

Colser · 03-01-2018 05:37PM

Stripped the bed earlier and was just upstairs putting on makeup,dropped some liquid foundation on the mattress and it looks like something else was dropped on it..absolutely disgusting and when I went to clean it I made it worse..if it wasn't my own bed I wouldn't sleep on it now,****e.

selous · 03-01-2018 08:45PM

Colser wrote: »

Stripped the bed earlier and was just upstairs putting on makeup,dropped some liquid foundation on the mattress and it looks like something else was dropped on it..absolutely disgusting and when I went to clean it I made it worse..if it wasn't my own bed I wouldn't sleep on it now,****e.

Is it or isn't it??

Bambi985 · 03-01-2018 08:49PM

Back to dat London life and everything/one is a TA. Especially the offensively smelly bloke beside me on the tube. Why can’t people just WASH for the love of Jesus? Why is this too much to ask of the general public?

LadyMacBeth_ · 03-01-2018 09:11PM

Feeling sad today. Couldn't motivate myself to do anything and felt useless, tired and overwhelmed.

Rosie Rant · 03-01-2018 09:13PM

Teresa Mannion's fringe annoys me. I wish she would brush it out of her eyes!

Boom_Bap · 03-01-2018 09:16PM

Cameron Crooked Motorcycle wrote: »

Talking to someone who rings me on the phone and they interrupt the conversation to talk to/shout at their child. At least 6 times in a 5 min conversation, and then says "go on" when they're finished. I just hung up on someone for doing it to me and going forward every single time she does it in the future I'll hang up on her.

A "friend" I fell out with in July who accused me of having an affair with her ugly partner when she was really drunk and "apologised" the next day thinking it was hilarious just messaged me looking for a lift to Dublin for the next three Sundays 9-3. What planet are you on babe? You don't get to ask favours of people who you treat like ****e

Just give us a lift will ye

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 03-01-2018 09:33PM

Rosie Rant wrote:

Teresa Mannion's fringe annoys me. I wish she would brush it out of her eyes!

Don't grow unnecessary fringes!

Sephiroth_dude · 03-01-2018 09:43PM

The advert for the Tommy Tiernan show, do people actually find this gob ****e funny? I remember watching him in his early days and found him funny enough but now hes just rubbish.

gifted · 03-01-2018 09:46PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

The advert for the Tommy Tiernan show, do people actually find this gob ****e funny? I remember watching him in his early days and found him funny enough but now hes just rubbish.

Now he's rubbish???....this muppet is the worst I've ever had the misfortune to hear....he is and was and will be always rubbish....

Paddy Cow · 03-01-2018 10:11PM

Feck sake. The audio has just gone on my laptop. I knew I would have to replace it but was hoping to get another couple of months out of it. My phone needs replacing because the touchscreen is dodgy and I keep having to force a shutdown to make it work.

I am sick of this bullsh!t of being an adult. If it's not one thing it's another. I really wish there was Santa for adults and you could write a letter and get everything you wanted all wrapped up under a tree :pac:

Ted_YNWA · 03-01-2018 10:16PM

If you get his contact details Paddy, send them onto me please.

I'm in a similar boat to you, constant messages on phone saying memory is at critical level.

Surreptitious · 03-01-2018 10:19PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

If you get his contact details Paddy, send them onto me please.

I'm in a similar boat to you, constant messages on phone saying memory is at critical level.

I've that too, have a Sony Xperia one of the slightly older ones, it's a nightmare, had to delete Twitter to get it to even work. Being an adult is one bill after the other. No wonder people live in sheds eating veg.

TA red eyes and a couple of spots. Look haggard.

Quazzie · 03-01-2018 10:41PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Feck sake. The audio has just gone on my laptop. I knew I would have to replace it but was hoping to get another couple of months out of it.

Buy a cheap set of speakers for 20 quid to get you through

Paddy Cow · 03-01-2018 10:48PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

If you get his contact details Paddy, send them onto me please.

I'm in a similar boat to you, constant messages on phone saying memory is at critical level.

I'm not getting messages or anything. It's literally that the touchscreen stops working and I can't shut it down normally as I can't swipe, so I have to force a shutdown. I had to force a shutdown 5 times yesterday to get it working again :rolleyes: It's a secondhand iphone 5 i'm using and I guess it's just past it's sell by date. I went into vodafone to see how much an iphone 5 would cost and they quoted me €240. I asked if that was new and they said refurbished. They can go and sh!te.

I paid €150 for the last one and the only reason I got it is because my brother in Australia keeps in contact by facetime and would prefer if I stayed with Apple. He refuses to get whatsapp because he thinks they are collecting and selling private information. I may need to tell him to either buy me a new apple phone or go and sh!te :pac:

SimonTemplar · 03-01-2018 11:16PM

In the gym this evening and after a few minutes on the treadmill, a guy steps on the one beside me absolutely reeking of rotten onion BO. I could only tolerate it for about five minutes and had to move to another one. Absolutely vile.

Robsweezie · 04-01-2018 01:08AM

"hello is this dominos?, yes I would like to download a pizza please...."

Barry Badrinath · 04-01-2018 02:15AM

Sitting on a chair that has someone elses ass heat on it.

Just.doesnt.feel.right.

MuffinTop86 · 04-01-2018 02:39AM

Barry Badrinath wrote: »

Sitting on a chair that has someone elses ass heat on it.

Just.doesnt.feel.right.

When it’s a toilet seat though, blehhh

Iseedeadpixels · 04-01-2018 07:35AM

Cant shake this anxiety at all

the beer revolu · 04-01-2018 07:43AM

Annoyed that I left travel arrangements to my wife. Ended up staying in a hotel near and going to the wrong train station for our train to Charles de Gaul. Didn't make quick, good decisions and had to fork out €196 on new tickets. At least this train goes direct to airport.

Lots of room to stretch out in the next compartment but some fůckër with stinky feet has his shoes and socks off!
Really stinky.

Edit. Her shoes!
It smelled so bad, I assumed it was a guy

Alf Veedersane · 04-01-2018 07:47AM

TA'D at Dublin bashing.

"It's a dump and someone that someone else in the village knows was once mugged there"

"It's a dump compared to (the nice parts of) other cities".

I'm a bogger but I've lived in Dublin for nigh on 20 years and it annoys me more than it probably should

corner of hells · 04-01-2018 09:03AM

TA'd at team meetings.
Just shut your fcukin' ego driven head , ya little pox.
And you , did you not hear anything ,anyone said ?

ohnonotgmail · 04-01-2018 09:40AM

Posters who can't use the quote function properly and break the QUOTE tags. It makes it impossible to figure out who is saying what. I wouldn't mind if they were a new poster but they have been here 10 years. its not that hard to figure out

AndrewJRenko · 04-01-2018 09:43AM

erica74 wrote: »

Everytime I send an email to that complete idiot I work with, I get questions that are answered in the email.
"Oh what's this about?"
"And who is it in relation to?"
"And what do I have to do?"
"And who is it for?"
"And when does it have to be done for?"
"And who am I to give that to?"

HOW DO THESE FUCKING PEOPLE GET JOBS???

Those six questions would make a great template for your next email to her.

Kivaro · 04-01-2018 11:16AM

TA'ed that this thread wasn't on the first page of AH threads when I looked.
I had to actually click to page 2 to get to this thread.

My finger is sore now.

Sephiroth_dude · 04-01-2018 11:26AM

Some little ****er cut the wires to our lights outside again but they cut them in a couple of different places this time, ****ing assholes :mad: , so we just took them down.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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