Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

mcgiggles · 02-01-2018 07:28PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote:

Sorry to hear that you don't have any heating oil but congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. McGiggles, I hope ye had a lovely day

Had a fantastic weekend thanks LMB :-)

gtcarlos wrote:

People who can't close a drawer before leaving the room

I just married one of those hahaha

Arghus · 02-01-2018 07:28PM

People who finish off each post by writing their username right at the end.

I know that you wrote it - I can see your name right there to the left of the text!

retro:electro · 02-01-2018 07:35PM

I left my card holder in another handbag so only had enough cash on me to get €7 petrol. Scarleh

Rubberlegs · 02-01-2018 07:56PM

The Christmas tree is drooping and every so often I hear the thud of a decoration dropping off.
I have the gob burnt off me with Habanero sauce.

RobbingBandit · 02-01-2018 09:02PM

TA why the **** did I take the blue pill, tomorrow I'm taking the red one time to watch the world burn or die trying.

erica74 · 02-01-2018 10:36PM

Fuck fuck fuck fucking back to work tomorrow. Absolutely fucking miserable.

madmaggie · 02-01-2018 10:48PM

LMB, maybe it's the Irish accent. I used to confuse the greengrocer on Oxford road by asking for fruit by number not by weight. I hope you get sorted go wise. My TA is public officials who can't be ar°°d doing their job. Jesus, couldn't even send you an email. FFS.

Surreptitious · 02-01-2018 11:24PM

Thunder waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh. Scared.

NollagShona · 03-01-2018 07:31AM

Scabby people putting stuff in my bin!

The guy next to me on the train smells like a bin!

the beer revolu · 03-01-2018 07:47AM

Arghus wrote: »

People who finish off each post by writing their username right at the end.

I know that you wrote it - I can see your name right there to the left of the text!

People who post the exact same thing as me two days later.
(I hope that I didn't inadvertently copy someone else)

Boom_Bap · 03-01-2018 10:08AM

I've put cleaning stuff in my dishwasher and it's running now.
It sounds extra loud for some reason. Like really super extra loud.

suicide_circus · 03-01-2018 10:51AM

Arghus wrote: »

People who finish off each post by writing their username right at the end.

I know that you wrote it - I can see your name right there to the left of the text!

It is the calling card of an unmitigated shytebag

Pac1Man · 03-01-2018 11:17AM

suicide_circus wrote: »

It is the calling card of an unmitigated shytebag

Worse is when it is abbreviated somewhat.

Imagine how irritating or would be if I signed off as P-Man. I might try it in a few sub threads, adding in a middle nickname for good measure!

Pac "is he a model?" Man

Pac "he must be an athlete" Man

Pac "skin like an albino angel" Man

Paddy Cow · 03-01-2018 11:41AM

Worse is when they write their post above a post. Why? It takes more effort?

Pac1Man wrote: »

Worse is when it is abbreviated somewhat.

Imagine how irritating or would be if I signed off as P-Man. I might try it in a few sub threads, adding in a middle nickname for good measure!

Pac "is he a model?" Man

Pac "he must be an athlete" Man

Pac "skin like an albino angel" Man

Sephiroth_dude · 03-01-2018 01:07PM

Decided to take the shortcut to the shop through a kind of grassy lands and now I'm covered in muck! should have just went the long way!

erica74 · 03-01-2018 01:23PM

Why are pistachios so fiddly but delicious? You can't eat them with one hand. Opening the shells leaves you with a sore thumb. A couple of the shells are always impossible to open. A couple of the shell pieces always fall under the table or something and then get sucked up by the hoover and block it up.

erica74 · 03-01-2018 01:30PM

Everytime I send an email to that complete idiot I work with, I get questions that are answered in the email.
"Oh what's this about?"
"And who is it in relation to?"
"And what do I have to do?"
"And who is it for?"
"And when does it have to be done for?"
"And who am I to give that to?"

HOW DO THESE FUCKING PEOPLE GET JOBS???

Dial Hard · 03-01-2018 01:32PM

RobbingBandit wrote: »

TA, No Storm thread on After Hours, it's getting bumpy out there tonight.

Today is green bin collection day in my estate. The amount of absolute ass-hats who put theirs out last night :mad::mad::mad:

jimgoose · 03-01-2018 01:33PM

erica74 wrote: »

Everytime I send an email to that complete idiot I work with, I get questions that are answered in the email.
"Oh what's this about?"
"And who is it in relation to?"
"And what do I have to do?"
"And who is it for?"
"And when does it have to be done for?"
"And who am I to give that to?"

HOW DO THESE FUCKING PEOPLE GET JOBS???

Strategic incompetence. The idea is that you'll eventually leave them alone, stop asking them to do stuff, and go do something else such as jump out a window or put a gun in your mouth.

dee_mc · 03-01-2018 01:37PM

'Elanor is much worse than Ophelia! They overreacted to Ophelia and underreacted to Elanor! Why didn't they warn us Elanor would be so bad! Elanor kept me awake - sure I slept through Ophelia!' ad nauseum.
Yep, the storm is stormy alright.

GreeBo · 03-01-2018 01:37PM

NollagShona wrote: »

Scabby people putting stuff in my bin

someone on my road did that to us a couple of months ago.

Rented house and obv one of them was moving/had moved out.
Three black sacks dumped into our bin.

So I got all CSI (with my Marigolds) went through them all, found a chinese delivery receipt and took great pleasure in dumping 3 torn bags of sh1te onto their driveway (in the middle of the night)

ahh bisto.

erica74 · 03-01-2018 01:47PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Strategic incompetence. The idea is that you'll eventually leave them alone, stop asking them to do stuff, and go do something else such as jump out a window or put a gun in your mouth.

Oh I know that game alright. The cheeky pup better have the stamina because I'm just going to keep at her.

Iseedeadpixels · 03-01-2018 02:10PM

GreeBo wrote: »

someone on my road did that to us a couple of months ago.

Rented house and obv one of them was moving/had moved out.
Three black sacks dumped into our bin.

So I got all CSI (with my Marigolds) went through them all, found a chinese delivery receipt and took great pleasure in dumping 3 torn bags of sh1te onto their driveway (in the middle of the night)

ahh bisto.

Love it!!

the purple tin · 03-01-2018 02:17PM

erica74 wrote: »

Everytime I send an email to that complete idiot I work with, I get questions that are answered in the email.
"Oh what's this about?"
"And who is it in relation to?"
"And what do I have to do?"
"And who is it for?"
"And when does it have to be done for?"
"And who am I to give that to?"

HOW DO THESE FUCKING PEOPLE GET JOBS???

It takes an idiot to hire an idiot.

Tell me how · 03-01-2018 03:43PM

erica74 wrote:

HOW DO THESE ****ING PEOPLE GET JOBS???

To be honest, at this stage, I think you have a crush on them.

castletownman · 03-01-2018 04:10PM

Speaking of garbage chores (no pun intended), but there's nothing worse than when in the process of recycling, your hand touching some unknown liquid at the bottom of the bag. Happened to me at least twice earlier. Ewww.

retro:electro · 03-01-2018 04:31PM

Not very patriotic of me, but those commemorative medal ads. Is there anything they don't try and cash in on? Who actually applies to get that shlte

the beer revolu · 03-01-2018 04:54PM

Why are there still hotels without plug sockets on each side of the bed?
Why?
We've been using mobile phones for 20 years now. Almost every hotel room in the world has been refurbished in this time and it's still really, really common to not have sockets on each or even any side of the bed!

Quazzie · 03-01-2018 05:09PM

the beer revolu wrote: »

Why are there still hotels without plug sockets on each side of the bed?
Why?
We've been using mobile phones for 20 years now. Almost every hotel room in the world has been refurbished in this time and it's still really, really common to not have sockets on each or even any side of the bed!

I actually think it's a health and safety thing to prevent fires caused by mobiles on charge under pillows etc.

I've been loads of hotels where it was obvious they were trying to avoid having sockets beside the beds, so this is how I've come to this assumption. it must be deliberate.

the beer revolu · 03-01-2018 05:15PM

Quazzie wrote: »

I actually think it's a health and safety thing to prevent fires caused by mobiles on charge under pillows etc.

I've been loads of hotels where it was obvious they were trying to avoid having sockets beside the beds, so this is how I've come to this assumption. it must be deliberate.

But many hotels do have sockets by the bed.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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