Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

PeterParker957 · 30-12-2017 03:50PM

the purple tin wrote: »

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I don't normally condone violence but you should have clocked that tool!

Muppet!

Why risk breaking your hand. A strategically delivered knee is much more effective.

Had he left his car I'd have set my dad somewhere secure and then had to explain to his nursing home why his walker was currently bring removed from someone's colon.

the purple tin · 30-12-2017 03:55PM

PeterParker957 wrote: »

Had he left his car I'd have set my dad somewhere secure and then had to explain to his nursing home why his walker was currently bring removed from someone's colon.

Ha ha good on ya

Sephiroth_dude · 30-12-2017 03:55PM

Only 8 players on the field for FF this week :mad:

Ted_YNWA · 30-12-2017 04:12PM

Just after peeling an orange here, & each segment is either dry or bitter.

LadyMacBeth_ · 30-12-2017 04:59PM

My new shower sprays water absolutely all over the shop, mainly in my eyes though and I hate getting water in my eyes so I spent my time in the shower with my eyes closed desperately trying to feel my way around to reach things. I need goggles.

PeterParker957 · 30-12-2017 05:00PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

My new shower sprays water absolutely all over the shop, mainly in my eyes though and I hate getting water in my eyes so I spent my time in the shower with my eyes closed desperately trying to feel my way around to reach things. I need goggles.

She's back!!!!

Ted_YNWA · 30-12-2017 05:04PM

PeterParker957 wrote:

She's back!!!!

Are you TA'd at that?

TA'd that I have stirred things up.

PeterParker957 · 30-12-2017 05:07PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

PeterParker957 wrote:

She's back!!!!

Are you TA'd at that?

TA'd that I have stirred things up.

No I'm just glad and I'm too lazy to be bothered heading to the TH page!!!!

castletownman · 30-12-2017 05:18PM

The automatic assumption that because I am not going out over the next couple of nights, I'm either some sort of grinch or "down in myself".

In reality, money-flow has been low the last couple of weeks as it's my quietest time of the year work-wise, and I have vowed to start saving a certain amount of money every week in preparation for a couple of weddings and stags in the New Year. And my god I am going to stick to my convictions. We all don't have cash to burn in the period between Christmas and January.

Besides, the very people asking me am I heading out and who get smart-aleky at my decision not to, are the same people who would hardly send me a text or anything to see how I am throughout the rest of the year. And they should know by now that I hate the busy pubs/seasonal drinkers this time of the year

SusieBlue · 30-12-2017 05:19PM

Trying to get a space in the local shopping center earlier, place was absolutely mental busy and getting parking was a nightmare.
We were crawling along when a space became available, so we stopped to let the vacating car exit the space.
Next thing a Jeep flew across two lanes to block the vacating car the lady passenger got out and STOOD IN THE SPACE!!!!!!
My friend put her head out the window to see wtf was going on and lady passenger was like ‘Sorry I’m reserving this space for my husand’ as she stood there with her arms outstretched.

I couldn’t believe the cheek of it. There was a long line of cars behind us also looking for a space, and the Jeep basically skipped the whole queue with the wife helpfully ‘reserving the space’ while the husband attempted maneuver around all the cars they had just passed out.

Worst manners ever!!!

retro:electro · 30-12-2017 05:24PM

I would have ran the bltch over

30-12-2017 05:25PM

^ I would have told her to go f*ck herself! Hate that.

NollagShona · 30-12-2017 05:28PM

Blatant Xenophobia

northgirl · 30-12-2017 05:43PM

Neighbours parking facing into my front door.. I leave them have that space as they have kids and it's easier but my front door is glass - just creeps me out a bit.

PeterParker957 · 30-12-2017 05:43PM

anna080 wrote: »

I would have ran the bltch over

I'd drive slowly towards her. She'd move.

Or not, whatever!

iamwhoiam · 30-12-2017 06:32PM

anna080 wrote: »

I would have ran the bltch over

Happened to me in a hospital car park . A woman pullled out and I went to pull in , she stopped and got out and waved at another car and informed me she was pulling out to let her brother pull in ! Despite me being ahead of said brother and next in line she stood firm . I wanted to slap her round the cheek with a wet tea towel

Pawwed Rig · 30-12-2017 07:59PM

I had a guy nearly hit me once in Glendalough for (kinda forcibly) taking a parking spot that he was 'saving' for someone else. At one stage he stuck his head in the window shouting 'MOVE YOUR FU**ING CAR NOW' and tried to stand in the way of me parking.
Saw the humourous side myself but the guys with me were a bit shaken. This guy (Deco was his name:)) was there with three of his young kids. Fine example he was setting.
Car park was jammers. Queues everywhere

New Home · 30-12-2017 08:53PM

Anyone remembers the "Towanda!" scene in Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café?

Hannibal_Smith · 30-12-2017 08:54PM

Cigarette cravings.

farmerwifelet · 30-12-2017 09:34PM

Eating quality street, they taste muck but I keep eating them hoping the next one will taste better.

everlast75 · 30-12-2017 09:36PM

The fridge freezer deciding to defrost itself and having to throw out a lot of food

retro:electro · 30-12-2017 10:03PM

My car is spewing so much smoke from its arse you'd swear there was a new pope in town

dee_mc · 30-12-2017 10:49PM

anna080 wrote: »

My car is spewing so much smoke from its arse you'd swear there was a new pope in town

I read 'cat'

Tell me how · 31-12-2017 12:52AM

anna080 wrote:

I would have ran the bltch over

This is why you're not on my list.

SusieBlue · 31-12-2017 01:04AM

Already have the fear about going back to work Tuesday

madmaggie · 31-12-2017 04:14AM

Wide awake with the head hopping with sinus pain. Time to knock myself out with some codeine. Also the howling wind is annoying the hell out of me.

RobbingBandit · 31-12-2017 11:42AM

Eyes closed in shower, hope you've no neighbours named Norman.

TA I hate tooth pain added with blocked sinus it's making my eyes go funny again, thank the gods for ice packs.

hairyslug · 31-12-2017 12:42PM

Button on my trousers popped and went straight down the loo, no idea where spare buttons are.

I'll be back here in a few hours saying how pissed off I am having to pull my trousers up every time I stand up.

Ted_YNWA · 31-12-2017 12:45PM

It will give you an excuse to binge eat some more so that the waist will be tighter.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 31-12-2017 12:47PM

Salon ruined my brows

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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