Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Jrop · 19-12-2017 04:06PM

TA that I'm 5ft 7 and a size 10. It sucks being short and round

Rubberlegs · 19-12-2017 04:14PM

I sent my sister a Whatsapp today in Tesco. I shoved my phone in my back pocket unlocked and heard a lot of bleeps out of it a few minutes later. With my arse cheek I managed to send a photo of my god daughter to cousins on the other side of the family and a contact in the bank. Jaysus

Rubberlegs · 19-12-2017 04:16PM

Jrop wrote: »

TA that I'm 5ft 7 and a size 10. It sucks being short and round

TA 5ft 7 is short now

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rainbow kirby · 19-12-2017 04:17PM

Jrop wrote: »

It sucks being short and round

*nods sagely* :pac:

quickbeam · 19-12-2017 04:18PM

Jrop wrote: »

TA that I'm 5ft 7 and a size 10. It sucks being short and round

73Cat wrote: »

TA 5ft 7 is short now .

Size 10 is round now

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Jrop · 19-12-2017 04:19PM

TA That I typed that wrong. I'm 5ft 3 and round
TA that I am NOT 5ft 7 and a size 10

jimgoose · 19-12-2017 04:21PM

Jrop wrote: »

TA That I typed that wrong. I'm 5ft 3 and round
TA that I am NOT 5ft 7 and a size 10

I was wondering what the hell you were talking about. My lady is 5'7'' and around size 10, and is a magnificent cut of a woman. :pac:

Jrop · 19-12-2017 04:23PM

TA at myself for not making sense. Jim you are indeed correct and a very lucky man

Dial Hard · 19-12-2017 04:27PM

The sheer number of idiots ignoring the "Handle broken, please use other door" sign in reception and standing there in gape-jawed surprise when the handle comes off in their hand.

jimgoose · 19-12-2017 04:28PM

Jrop wrote: »

TA at myself for not making sense. Jim you are indeed correct and a very lucky man

She's doing alright herself.

eisenberg1 · 19-12-2017 04:35PM

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Happened to me years ago . Posh lady at the door collecting for cancer . " no thank you " I say politely
" count yourself lucky you don't have cancer " she says to me
I was shocked as she had no bloody clue about me or mine

"Well if you are so concerned about cancer, why don't you donate your large slice of the donations, you chugging bitch!"

New Home · 19-12-2017 05:05PM

All those "Please support Cancer/Diabetes/Stroke/Alzheimers" etc do my head in, too, but just because they never add "research" or "the fight against". I'd really not give my money in support of those awful diseases, if you see what I mean.

Sephiroth_dude · 19-12-2017 05:08PM

anna080 wrote: »

I just got really annoyed at a chugger who said "please support Alzheimer's, it might be you someday".. as I walked past him.
Completely unnecessary. What an arsehole.

I hate chuggers!

cantdecide · 19-12-2017 05:13PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I hate chuggers!

You just have be bold and say firmly 'no thank you'. The Irish can hold their heads high as charitable people. We shouldn't be embarrassed or bullied into donation and we shouldn't condone chuggers carry on by getting embarrassed.

Sephiroth_dude · 19-12-2017 05:37PM

cantdecide wrote: »

You just have be bold and say firmly 'no thank you'. The Irish can hold their heads high as charitable people. We shouldn't be embarrassed or bullied into donation and we shouldn't condone chuggers carry on by getting embarrassed.

They ran after me before the feckers! after I kept saying no I don't want to give you bank details! I'm annoyed thinking about it.

RobbingBandit · 19-12-2017 05:51PM

Holy crap I just paid €4.85 for a ham and cheese salad sandwich on the train. Wtf is wrong with me.

RobbingBandit · 19-12-2017 05:54PM

New Home wrote: »

All those "Please support Cancer/Diabetes/Stroke/Alzheimers" etc do my head in, too, but just because they never add "research" or "the fight against". I'd really not give my money in support of those awful diseases, if you see what I mean.

I don't as diabeto took my eyes.

New Home · 19-12-2017 06:34PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

They ran after me before the feckers! after I kept saying no I don't want to give you bank details! I'm annoyed thinking about it.

Remember that they're more afraid of you than you are of them - next time, you should start chasing them, you'll see them running away pretty quickly.

Realbhoy · 19-12-2017 06:44PM

To the guy in front of me on public transport, turn down the crap music that half of the passengers can hear through your crap headphones. How are you able to stand it!! Jebus!!

Sephiroth_dude · 19-12-2017 07:42PM

I can feel a migraine brewing.

Rubberlegs · 19-12-2017 07:45PM

Recent posts reminded me of a TA from years ago. Someone was collecting for some charity or other and called out to myself and the OH "Support ...(whatever the hell it was)". The OH started clapping and cheering, I nearly died

kfallon · 19-12-2017 07:46PM

73Cat wrote: »

Recent posts reminded me of a TA from years ago. Someone was collecting for some charity or other and called out to myself and the OH "Support ...(whatever the hell it was)". The OH started clapping and cheering, I nearly died

Sounds like a decent auld trout

Vela · 19-12-2017 10:16PM

I've realised I'm 100% not cut out for this multiple dating craic, I'm a one man kinda girl. If I'm not that into it, then I'm just not.
Alas, I've also realised that I'm destined to fall for the same old heart-breakers, even when the kindest souls are standing right in front of me. But, on a more positive note, I'm doing my best to give "the nice guy" a chance and change my ways

Chemistry can be a right confusing cnut.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 19-12-2017 10:42PM

TA I really missed everyone here, damn exams

Colser · 19-12-2017 11:10PM

I was trying to get off of a slip road earlier and the asshole on the main road wouldn't let me in..there was nowhere else for me to go so we had to drive beside each other on a road meant for one car ...I presume the rule is that he should allow me in...anyway I ended up behind him and for some reason my full lights went on as I drove behind him.
I know I'll be slated for that but seriously what a wanker...

Also I've stocked up on my Christmas wine a few times at this stage and it's keeps disappearing..where the hell is it going when I'm the only drinker in the house..ðŸ˜

Miss Demeanour · 19-12-2017 11:24PM

I read somewhere tonight that size 10 is round

.......goes and cries somewhere with my roundy body

dxhound2005 · 19-12-2017 11:30PM

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

I read somewhere tonight that size 10 is round .......goes and cries somewhere with my roundy body

Cut back on reading.

Sephiroth_dude · 20-12-2017 12:07AM

Bitches Be Trypsin wrote: »

TA I really missed Sephers! , damn exams

Ahhhh you're to kind :-P :pac:

Dial Hard · 20-12-2017 12:12AM

Colser wrote:

I was trying to get off of a slip road earlier and the asshole on the main road wouldn't let me in..there was nowhere else for me to go so we had to drive beside each other on a road meant for one car ...I presume the rule is that he should allow me in...[\b]

It's not.

Sorry, but TA'd that loads of people think this is the case.

Maggie Marie · 20-12-2017 12:18AM

All the Ed Sheehan tracks on the radio. Fcuk right off.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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