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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • #8582
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Boom has been a concubine of mine for years, despite my having never actually met the chap. That doesn't matter, you see. :cool:

    Special chat room kinda deal eh ?? Fill your boots!


  • #8583
    sunshine and showers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭sunshine and showers


    Having two weeks of work left after the Christmas party. Can't we all just go home now?


  • #8584
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,747 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
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  • #8585
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    New Home wrote: »
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    Hahaha that was on last night as well!!!!


  • #8586
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Jrop wrote: »
    TA'd this protein shake and bar nonense. You only need 9 grams of protein a day. Too much protein causes kidney failure.

    On second thoughts ....Vegans

    If you're, like, under two stone you do!

    0.8g per kg of weight is what I've always thought. So, between 50-60g per day depending on you're weight, of course.


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  • #8587
    dubstarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Boom has been a concubine of mine for years, despite my having never actually met the chap. That doesn't matter, you see. :cool:

    Ah Boards very own love story:D:D


  • #8588
    Jrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    quickbeam wrote: »
    If you're, like, under two stone you do!

    0.8g per kg of weight is what I've always thought. So, between 50-60g per day depending on you're weight, of course.

    TA I got it wrong, Thank for correcting me.


  • #8589
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    dubstarr wrote: »
    Ah Boards very own love story:D:D

    After the lovely LadyMacBeth and well, anyone in their dreams!!!!


  • #8590
    Jrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    TA by the fax server in work. the stupid thing keeps breaking. I sound like a granny but give an auld fashioned fax machine


  • #8591
    LadyMacBeth_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    PeterParker957 wrote: »
    After the lovely LadyMacBeth and well, anyone in their dreams!!!!

    I can just imagine that I turn up at a TA beers and everyone is massively disappointed that I'm not a stunner :p


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  • #8592
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »
    I can just imagine that I turn up at a TA beers and everyone is massively disappointed that I'm not a stunner :p

    A) I doubt that and B) everyone is after a few beers, even my ageing self!!!

    TH time - beer goggles!!


  • #8593
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,841 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Jrop wrote: »
    TA I got it wrong, Thank for correcting me.

    I do share your TA at people eating protein bars just because protein...mostly because they're gack. Get protein elsewhere and eat a proper bar ffs.


  • #8594
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Alf Veedersane wrote: »
    I do share your TA at people eating protein bars just because protein...mostly because they're gack. Get protein elsewhere and eat a proper bar ffs.

    Seriously, what in the gallivanting unidextrous fuck is this about? Young women are eating those things as well, I'm talking about perfectly normal-looking young women with jobs and boyfriends and cars. What's the game?


  • #8595
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Jim's back!


  • #8596
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Hate protein bars or protein anything because (irrationally) I associate protein with semen and I don't want to eat a powdered chocolate flavoured semen bar


  • #8597
    jobbridge4life
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭jobbridge4life


    Cameron Crooked Motorcycle wrote: »
    Hate protein bars or protein anything because (irrationally) I associate protein with semen and I don't want to eat a powdered chocolate flavoured semen bar

    Too right, if I want some semen I go straight to the source.


  • #8598
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Cameron Crooked Motorcycle wrote: »
    Jim's back!

    Jim is indeed back, full of blood and beer and steak, and raging against the little bearded bollixes going around the place with sports-jackets two sizes too small on 'em and little pointy brown kitswasties like that tinker fella on the television kicking people and bigger tits on 'em than their skank girlfriends who are going around like bulldogs from aytin' whey-powder bars laced with steroids and semen. Fuck the lot of them!! :D:D:D


  • #8599
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Jim is indeed back, full of blood and beer and steak, and raging against the little bearded bollixes going around the place with sports-jackets two sizes too small on 'em and little pointy brown kitswasties like that tinker fella on the television kicking people and bigger tits on 'em than their skank girlfriends who are going around like bulldogs from aytin' whey-powder bars laced with steroids and semen. Fuck the lot of them!! :D:D:D

    Marry me!


  • #8600
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    PeterParker957 wrote: »
    Marry me!

    There's going to be some fucken changes around here, bah. I'm talking about less Brendan Courtney and more Jerry Flannery:

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  • #8601
    elefant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,697 ✭✭✭elefant


    castletownman wrote: »
    TD Mattie McGrath had to clarify himself earlier when he said the "fat lady hasn't sung yet....." when asked about the 8th amendment committee earlier.

    TA'd that we as a human race cannot use well-known turns of phrase anymore without been deemed sexist/misogynist/un-PC

    Damn feminists and their agendas are creating a dangerous culture

    Yeah, that isn't what happened at all though.

    The TD could have used the turn-of-phrase and carried on, and nobody would've batted an eyelid. Nobody watching would have found it offensive. In a very juvenile and deliberate way he then stopped to 'clarify' that he wasn't talking about one woman in particular (again, when nobody thought he was), to suggest that she is, in fact, a fat lady. His knobhead pals then chuckled along with him.

    I'm trivially annoyed that someone has somehow managed to turn a complete turd's embarrassing behaviour into another 'leftie-bashing' issue. I can't even work out who the snowflakes are supposed to be anymore.


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  • #8602
    Jrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    TA by Mattie McGrath. So much that I tweeted him that I'm the fat lady (BBW) and I'm singing.


  • #8603
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    TA'd that I'm down to two functioning pairs of maternity jeans and the pair I've ordered has been stuck in "Pending Shipment" status for a week. It's bloody impossible to get well-fitting maternity jeans in a hurry because so much of it is online only :(


  • #8604
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,750 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Expecting a phone-call all afternoon. Never too far away from my phone because of it, except for the two minutes I needed to go to the toilet. Typical really.

    Anyway, phone beeps telling me I have a missed call and voice message. Number wasn't saved in my phone so right says I, this must be the fella I was waiting on.

    Open voicemail message and there is an automated message from Michael Martin peddling Fianna Fail's christmas draw.

    Paranoid now that my phone is being tapped :D


  • #8605
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    People who won't let you out from a junction to join them in a line of slow moving traffic, ffs. I see you there looking at me with your side eye, I know you see me but are pretending you can't, while you edge further and further up the arse of the car in front of you. Don't worry my car is not that small that I can fit in between the gap the size of an actual potato so calm your tits. Morons. I always let the peoples out.


  • #8606
    s4uv3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    rainbow kirby wrote: »
    TA'd that I'm down to two functioning pairs of maternity jeans and the pair I've ordered has been stuck in "Pending Shipment" status for a week. It's bloody impossible to get well-fitting maternity jeans in a hurry because so much of it is online only :(

    I tore the arse out of my favourite pair and it's devastating. I've one good pair left and two alright ones, so I have to be super organised with the washing :rolleyes:


  • #8607
    Jrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    TA for Rainbow Kirby and s4uv3 . Jeans are a nightmare


  • #8608
    Jrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    TA that Jim isn't Taoiseach. I hate them bolixes with their stupid brown shoes and MacGregor style clothing. Jim would whip them into shape lickety split


  • #8609
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    Jrop wrote: »
    TA that Jim isn't Taoiseach. I hate them bolixes with their stupid brown shoes and MacGregor style clothing. Jim would whip them into shape lickety split

    Sod the McGregor fight - I'd pay decent coin for a PPV to watch Jim eviscerate Paul Galvin and his clothes collection!!


  • #8610
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    PeterParker957 wrote: »
    Sod the McGregor fight - I'd pay decent coin for a PPV to watch Jim eviscerate Paul Galvin and his clothes collection!!



    :D


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  • #8611
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,353 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    People who spell the word lose as loose


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