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F&F Chitchat a hocht, an feirmeoir bocht

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,027 ✭✭✭Odelay


    What about a nice cup of tae? You should have a big plate of different biscuits too.

    Always be welcoming. When it comes to the tae, offer Barry's. Then into the nitty gritty. Do you shop in Aldi? Food in there is great but the tae is shoite. Have you tried the lobster in there? I cook is with jam. "Jam?? Are ya mad?" Oh, yeah, bit of strawberry goes nice with it, also nice on cheese. What do think of their cheese? What's your favourite type of cheese?

    Just keep chatting about anything that has nothing to do with you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    Jesus you're as well go the whole shebang and bake an apple tart in front of them and give them a jar of jam to take home :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 352 ✭✭Snowfire


    Jesus you're as well go the whole shebang and bake an apple tart in front of them and give them a jar of jam to take home :D:D

    Jasus sir, did you drop that €50 on the ground, shur it must be yours, who else's would it be.? No bother put it into your pocket where it belongs...!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,167 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Snowfire wrote: »
    Jasus sir, did you drop that €50 on the ground, shur it must be yours, who else's would it be.? No bother put it into your pocket where it belongs...!

    A bottle of whiskey in your car sir


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    whelan2 wrote: »
    A bottle of whiskey in your car sir

    How dy'a like the wife? Sure she can go back with ye for the week, cooks a grand roast on Sundays.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,893 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    How dy'a like the wife? Sure she can go back with ye for the week, cooks a grand roast on Sundays.

    You could've put a blue twist on that !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭dzer2


    Snowfire wrote: »
    Jasus sir, did you drop that €50 on the ground, shur it must be yours, who else's would it be.? No bother put it into your pocket where it belongs...!

    Not a hope

    Don't act the maggot in the field with the bull he is dangerous
    Dont mess in the yard as the dog is likely to corner you.
    Make sure to close the gate when you leave

    Have a nice day I have to go to work.

    0% fine
    Never heard from them again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Floki


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,167 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Reading darragh in the farming independent he was getting serious fines.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,293 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Reggie. wrote: »
    Chocco ones aswell

    No tae.
    No biscuits.

    They might come back for a 3rd day.

    Home sheep in at 8am, child up and dressed and brekkie and bus all done by 9.15. Arrived at 10.

    They headed for lunch at a local hotel at 12.40, telling me they'd be at the out farm at 1.45 for the flock there.

    They headed for lunch, the dog and I headed for the out farm.. ..

    Double burger, onion rings and 4 cans of Polish beer here now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,028 ✭✭✭White Clover


    Nekarsulm wrote: »
    Totally ignored the Fiat sitting in the yard with attached tanker and rain gun.
    TBTF.

    Shur I don't know if twud start now tis parked there so long!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,788 ✭✭✭✭Base price


    whelan2 wrote: »
    Reading darragh in the farming independent he was getting serious fines.
    Busy today so I didn't get a chance to buy the Indo. What is he been fined for.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Floki


    ganmo wrote: »

    A vegan started off a very underhanded thread in after hours about do dogs have feelings.
    I threw the cat among the pigeons by asking are dogs vegetarians?
    Now I asked would you kill a pig to feed your dog?

    People are getting sucked in by these covert threads on furthering the vegan agenda so it's nice to give the dilemma about vegans loving dogs and all animals with feelings and they're members of the family and give it a good a good twist of would you kill an animal to feed your dog?

    Life is fun sometimes.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,027 ✭✭✭Odelay


    Jesus you're as well go the whole shebang and bake an apple tart in front of them and give them a jar of jam to take home :D:D

    Fookin hell, you have it perfected! Sure that cup of tae would take at least 4 hrs by the time you have let the pastry rest!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,655 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Floki wrote: »
    A vegan started off a very underhanded thread in after hours about do dogs have feelings.
    I threw the cat among the pigeons by asking are dogs vegetarians?
    Now I asked would you kill a pig to feed your dog?

    People are getting sucked in by these covert threads on furthering the vegan agenda so it's nice to give the dilemma about vegans loving dogs and all animals with feelings and they're members of the family and give it a good a good twist of would you kill an animal to feed your dog?

    Life is fun sometimes.:D

    I like your style :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    Floki wrote: »
    A vegan started off a very underhanded thread in after hours about do dogs have feelings.
    I threw the cat among the pigeons by asking are dogs vegetarians?
    Now I asked would you kill a pig to feed your dog?

    People are getting sucked in by these covert threads on furthering the vegan agenda so it's nice to give the dilemma about vegans loving dogs and all animals with feelings and they're members of the family and give it a good a good twist of would you kill an animal to feed your dog?

    Life is fun sometimes.:D


    The worst thing is that there's f*cking twits who actually feed vegan food to pets. There's actual vegan pet food. I still can't fathom their explanation for that one. ''I love animals so much I'm going to force my beliefs onto this one and feed it a diet it's not evolved to have.''

    confussed-jackie.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭lakill Farm


    Nekarsulm wrote: »
    2 days of an unannounced Full Cross Compliance inspection over.
    Thanks be to the Old Gods and the New!

    What happens if your not free for the likes of that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭lakill Farm


    visatorro wrote: »
    Where'd you pick that up?

    Will that tell you if a bulb is gone

    Top parts.

    No idea about bulb. Didn’t use it yet


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,239 ✭✭✭Willfarman


    The worst thing is that there's f*cking twits who actually feed vegan food to pets. There's actual vegan pet food. I still can't fathom their explanation for that one. ''I love animals so much I'm going to force my beliefs onto this one and feed it a diet it's not evolved to have.''

    confussed-jackie.jpg

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057809919

    Jaysus you'd have to laugh!!!. Some feast...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    Willfarman wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057809919

    Jaysus you'd have to laugh!!!. Some feast...

    Now I don't mind if people eat vegan or whatever- seriously some vegan food is amazing. But forcing it on pets is a step too far!
    Forcing it on family....meh, I can handle that sort of humour :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,239 ✭✭✭Willfarman


    I recall a story recently of a n infant dying of starvation as a result of a diet enforced by its vegan parents.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    Willfarman wrote: »
    I recall a story recently of a n infant dying of starvation as a result of a diet enforced by its vegan parents.

    There was indeed. think it was fed only quinoa milk or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,893 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Willfarman wrote: »
    I recall a story recently of a n infant dying of starvation as a result of a diet enforced by its vegan parents.

    I think its happened in the US a few times


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,293 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Ah sure now that Larry owns C&D foods up in the County Longford, there's no such thing as a vegetarian cat or dog in Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    Nekarsulm wrote: »
    Ah sure now that Larry owns C&D foods up in the County Longford, there's no such thing as a vegetarian cat or dog in Ireland.

    Putting the pet into your pet food since 2008!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,560 ✭✭✭✭Water John


    A lot of the dog foods have little (4%) meat. When the dog breaks wind you'd know it isn't, a natural diet, for the dog.
    That's my scientific conclusion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Floki


    There was an animal reared here many moons ago that ended up as lion food.
    It was put down not fed live.
    But still, doing our bit for animal conservation.;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,788 ✭✭✭✭Base price


    Water John wrote: »
    A lot of the dog foods have little (4%) meat. When the dog breaks wind you'd know it isn't, a natural diet, for the dog.
    That's my scientific conclusion.
    Better smelling the wind from your pet dogs than scraping their watery dung off the floor it they were feed a full meat diet.
    I digress to my early days as a teenager when helping in the local hunt kennels. Hounds were fed meat from fallen stock trice a week and fed meal in the form of nuts on the other four days. Dogs/hounds be them pets or wild need a form of fiber to bind their stools and to keep their digestive system operating properly.


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