Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

retro:electro · 10-11-2017 07:25PM

Anyone remember Sharkey and George? Thread title reminded me of it.

TA that I've naatan to eat for dinner.

Edit: we should call it shark week and gorge in their honour.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-11-2017 08:01PM

I'm in work extra early tomorrow so won't be having any wine tonight. What is the point of having to endure being an adult if I can't have wine on a Friday night

kfallon · 10-11-2017 08:08PM

Cameron Crooked Motorcycle wrote: »

I'm in work extra early tomorrow so won't be having any wine tonight. What is the point of having to endure being an adult if I can't have wine on a Friday night

Just crack it open and get stuck in, worry about work in the morning!

La.de.da · 10-11-2017 08:45PM

Boards should buy shares in feminine hygiene products for it's lovely female sharkers

TA'd by my headcold.

AndyBoBandy · 10-11-2017 09:46PM

People still referring to distances in miles!

Leo this evening in his speech: were only 4 miles from the border!!

No Leo, you’re 6 km’s from the border!! Kilometres

In these times of Brexit, let’s try to be more European! Let’s try to be more metric (a system the British despise)

ohnonotgmail · 10-11-2017 09:49PM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

People still referring to distances in miles!

Leo this evening in his speech: were only 4 miles from the border!!

No Leo, you’re 6 km’s from the border!! Kilometres

In these times of Brexit, let’s try to be more European! Let’s tey to be more metric (a system the British despise)

in fairness if he was 4 miles from the border he was more than 6km from the border.

AndyBoBandy · 10-11-2017 09:59PM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

in fairness if he was 4 miles from the border he was more than 6km from the border.

6.4 kms, though he did say ‘around’ 4 miles

selous · 10-11-2017 10:01PM

Surreptitious wrote: »

Gas!! We are all syncing. Watch out menfolk!!

Does this happen often or only periodically?:D.....:D

10-11-2017 10:11PM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

People still referring to distances in miles!

Leo this evening in his speech: were only 4 miles from the border!!

No Leo, you’re 6 km’s from the border!! Kilometres

In these times of Brexit, let’s try to be more European! Let’s try to be more metric (a system the British despise)

The Brits use metric too, it's the offical system for all trade. Only road signage and of course the pint are in Imperial units. Most Brits under 35 are very familiar with and use the metric system and despise the imperial! The only countries in the world who don't use officially use the metric system are Myanmar, Liberia, and the USA.

Source: Me, a Brit.

New Home · 10-11-2017 10:52PM

Even North Korea uses metric? Wow.

:pac:

Ken. · 10-11-2017 11:06PM

Candie wrote: »

The Brits use metric too, it's the offical system for all trade. Only road signage and of course the pint are in Imperial units. Most Brits under 35 are very familiar with and use the metric system and despise the imperial! The only countries in the world who don't use officially use the metric system are Myanmar, Liberia, and the USA.

Source: Me, a Brit.

Mod-800 year thread ban for what your lot done to us.:D:D:D:D

wally79 · 10-11-2017 11:09PM

anna080 wrote: »

Anyone remember Sharkey and George? Thread title reminded me of it.

TA that I've naatan to eat for dinner.

Edit: we should call it shark week and gorge in their honour.

The crime busters of the sea?

10-11-2017 11:12PM

New Home wrote: »

Even North Korea uses metric? Wow.

:pac:

I think they have their own system - I believe it's called the Glorious Kim system.

corner of hells · 10-11-2017 11:40PM

Candie wrote: »

New Home wrote: »

Even North Korea uses metric? Wow.

:pac:

I think they have their own system - I believe it's called the Glorious Kim system.

Wonder what shark week is called over there.

10-11-2017 11:48PM

corner of hells wrote: »

Wonder what shark week is called over there.

Glorious Kim, Emotional, Sore, And Dim week.

But of course!

New Home · 10-11-2017 11:50PM

Over there it's only shark week when the Glorious Leader very generously allows for it to happen.

LadyMacBeth_ · 10-11-2017 11:53PM

Any chance Leo can stop our periods too??

10-11-2017 11:53PM

I don't think it happens at all in NK because Glorious Kim has all the women pregnant, all the time, through the power of his voice over the radio.

I use contraception before I type his name, just in case.

10-11-2017 11:54PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Any chance Leo can stop our periods too??

I can think of one way, but I'm not sure he'd be willing.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 11-11-2017 12:14AM

Why not he's paying for half the children born anyway what's another one

Surreptitious · 11-11-2017 12:24AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Any chance Leo can stop our periods too??

They may as well tax us on that as well.

TA too tired to scrub down my booty.

DaithiMa · 11-11-2017 12:36AM

anna080 wrote: »

Anyone remember Sharkey and George? Thread title reminded me of it.

TA that I've naatan to eat for dinner.

Edit: we should call it shark week and gorge in their honour.

The crimebusters of the sea.

FanadMan · 11-11-2017 04:28AM

Candie wrote: »

When you're 'working from home' for the day and you decide to hang out in your hanging out clothes that you wouldn't wear in public (PJ bottoms, tank, fluffy flipflops), then you discover you're low on milk and you can't survive the day without a mug of tea every couple of hours, and resentfully get dressed to go get some milk and take one last look in the refrigerator to see what else you need and realize you missed the large carton of milk in the door and you didn't have to get dressed at all at all at all.

10 minutes I'll never have back, wasted. FML

Kinda similar. Was at home wearing torn trackies, scruffy fleece and sandals that jesus probably wore two thousand years ago.....in other words, clothes that nobody should be seen in. Get landline call from a friend that their mobile isn't working and they are expecting an important call. Straight into car and over to them. Walked into the middle of a family gathering looking like a shipwreck.

The problem with mobile phone? Wasn't feckin switched on!

Ted_YNWA · 11-11-2017 06:14AM

Conspectus wrote:

Mod-800 year thread ban for what your lot done to us.

I'm TA'd that this retort to UK rule doesn't increase every year.

Been stuck at 800 for past 2 years.

Same as relics in museum, this fossil is 17m years old. Next year it is stil the same & not 17,000,001 years old.

Sephiroth_dude · 11-11-2017 09:58AM

Christmas ads, the one below in particular, It was nice the first couple of times I saw it, now its just plain annoying :mad: saw it again for the first time this year just now :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EExOzDyeIi4

retro:electro · 11-11-2017 11:08AM

I'm minding my niece this morning. TA'd at kids toys on a Saturday morning. She has one toy that sings The Wheels on the Bus but it's in a foreign accent and sounds like "da veels onda booos".. over and over and over.
Can't cope.

11-11-2017 11:30AM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I'm TA'd that this retort to UK rule doesn't increase every year.

Been stuck at 800 for past 2 years.

Same as relics in museum, this fossil is 17m years old. Next year it is stil the same & not 17,000,001 years old.

Breaking my 801 year ban to add: Yeah, you tell him Ted!

MuffinTop86 · 11-11-2017 12:03PM

Oh god, I’m hungover. We got home and ordered a meal deal at silly o clock and I can barely remember eating it.
But I must have cos I just drank the bottle of fanta that came eith it.
What the AF.

Vela · 11-11-2017 12:44PM

Got up and realised I left the immersion on all night.

Ken. · 11-11-2017 01:27PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I'm TA'd that this retort to UK rule doesn't increase every year.

Been stuck at 800 for past 2 years.

Same as relics in museum, this fossil is 17m years old. Next year it is stil the same & not 17,000,001 years old.

Their not doing it anymore so it stopped at 800, hence it doesn't grow.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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