3 Armed merman on a moose in tallaght

The Backwards Man · 23-10-2017 10:17AM

The new normal. Mama Merkel has blood on her hands yet again. Where are all the Tallaghtbanis renouncing this atrocity?

And so on.

me_irl · 23-10-2017 10:19AM

Tallaghtiban wrote: »

FCUK YOU, his jokey was funnier

Creating an account that's not even spelled correctly for the "joke", 10/10.

(I'm sure you meant Tallaghtban).

Ultimate Seduction · 23-10-2017 10:20AM

No desciption of the man. I think we all know what that means...

somefeen · 23-10-2017 10:20AM

tupenny wrote: »

Heard on newstalk "it began as a domestic dispute , then escalated "
Who knows how reliable that is though

The aul ball and chain was probably onto him for playing too much GTA.

endacl · 23-10-2017 10:23AM

PARlance wrote: »

^^^
Looks like the guy from Easilyoffendedtown just walked in!

Not really. I live close enough to Jobstown. I work with a lot of young people from the area. As well as the actual difficulties they encounter in getting themselves up and running, they also have to deal with that low level “a sure I was only messing” shyte. Makes things a little more difficult. Not anything anybody would take seriously, but it’s constant and unfair. That’s all I meant.

Not offended at all.

endacl · 23-10-2017 10:24AM

SteM wrote: »

Perhaps he's from lazyjokesboremetown?

Damn. That would have been a better response...

Grayson · 23-10-2017 10:28AM

alchemist33 wrote: »

Since this is After Hours, the response which will get the most thanks is obviously "Religion of Peace"

But not if I said it

Fr_Dougal · 23-10-2017 10:28AM

endacl wrote: »

Why? Because lazy stereotype?

I know a fair few from there. All working hard.

http://www.echo.ie/news/article/latest-census-figures-show-unemployment-blackspots-in-tallaght-and-clondalkin

Jobstown, which is 20km west of Dublin city centre......male unemployment rate is 49.3 per cent.

Source

No lazy stereotype.

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-10-2017 10:31AM

Mod: Mergearoo

BillyBobBS · 23-10-2017 10:33AM

alchemist33 wrote: »

Since this is After Hours, the response which will get the most thanks is obviously "Religion of Peace"

Funny enough you are the only one mentioning religion of peace.

Are Am Eye · 23-10-2017 10:34AM

Lackey wrote: »

Latest news says 3 cars hijacked ...2 have been recovered, by a man with an automatic weapon.

No one injured thankfully .....probably best moved to gangland thread alright.

This gun man is doing all the work. He's got two cars back.
What are the cops doing?

andekwarhola · 23-10-2017 10:36AM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Jobstown...certain irony in the name...

If they purged all instances of this joke off the boards servers, they could probably retire half the hardware.

Fr_Dougal · 23-10-2017 10:38AM

andekwarhola wrote: »

If they purged instances of this joke off the boards servers, they could probably retire half the hardware.

Read back a couple of posts, good lad.

vicwatson · 23-10-2017 10:40AM

Lackey wrote: »

http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/gardai-hunt-for-armed-man-after-series-of-incidents-in-tallaght-810952.html

Anyone hear anymore on this?

Some classy journalism there -

"Gardare hunting for an armed man after a series of incidents in Tallaght in Dublin this morning.
It is understood number of garda units are pursuing a man in the Jobstown area after a number of incidents there this morning.
He is believed to be armed, and may have been involved in a number of other incidents."

There's an armed man involved in a number of incidents apparentely

Iseedeadpixels · 23-10-2017 10:44AM

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Ever a time, when there isn't something happening in Tallaght.

Started in Naas smart arse.

SteM · 23-10-2017 10:44AM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Read back a couple of posts, good lad.

Just because it's factually correct doesn’t make it any funnier every single time it's trotted out. It's the level of comment you'd see on thejournal.ie

Kerrydude1981 · 23-10-2017 10:45AM

Update - 10.36am: Gardaí a series of incidents in Tallaght in Dublin this morning are asking for the public's help in finding a car being driven by an armed man.
The car is a black Renault Kadjar with a registration number 162 D 8767.
They have said that the driver of the car is believed to be armed and is described as a white man of a medium build and wearing grey shorts, a green and black Northface jacket and grey and navy runners.

http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/latest-gardai-appeal-for-help-to-find-car-being-driven-by-armed-man-after-series-of-incidents-810952.html

andekwarhola · 23-10-2017 10:47AM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Read back a couple of posts, good lad.

Dunno what your situation is so this is not necessarily aimed at you for making a joke, but a lot of people on here that look down on areas like that would themselves sink through the cracks if they were brought up somewhere like jobstown.

Even though they think having an education and OK job is somehow always indicative of some inate ability rather than the result of the much higher odds of their formative environment.

Ultimate Seduction · 23-10-2017 10:47AM

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Update - 10.36am: Gardaí a series of incidents in Tallaght in Dublin this morning are asking for the public's help in finding a car being driven by an armed man.
The car is a black Renault Kadjar with a registration number 162 D 8767.
They have said that the driver of the car is believed to be armed and is described as a white man of a medium build and wearing grey shorts, a green and black Northface jacket and grey and navy runners.

http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/latest-gardai-appeal-for-help-to-find-car-being-driven-by-armed-man-after-series-of-incidents-810952.html

He's white??? Close the thread. This is fakenews

Galadriel · 23-10-2017 10:53AM

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

No desciption of the man. I think we all know what that means...

Yeah, guess you were wrong there.

23-10-2017 10:53AM

ED E wrote: »

Just the normal Jobstown shenanigans.

Jeez, give it its full title. The Ironically Named Jobstown.

Billy86 · 23-10-2017 10:54AM

And so begins the wait to see if his religion will be deemed worth 4 pages of replies, or 40...

Are Am Eye · 23-10-2017 10:55AM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Started in Naas smart arse.

So much aggression from Tallaght

somefeen · 23-10-2017 10:58AM

Galadriel wrote: »

Yeah, guess you were wrong there.

Actually he was right. We all knew... that no description of the man meant a description of the man hadn't been released yet.

seamus · 23-10-2017 10:59AM

"Religion of love" indeed. Catholics at it again I see. When will Europe wake up and stop pandering to these animals?

Skylinehead · 23-10-2017 11:30AM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

http://www.echo.ie/news/article/latest-census-figures-show-unemployment-blackspots-in-tallaght-and-clondalkin

Source

No lazy stereotype.

20km? West? That's like Maynooth, not Jobstown

Iseedeadpixels · 23-10-2017 11:34AM

Are Am Eye wrote: »

So much aggression from Tallaght

If you think calling someone a smart arse is aggressive you need to get out more

ThisRegard · 23-10-2017 11:36AM

Skylinehead wrote: »

20km? West? That's like Maynooth, not Jobstown

This goes back a couple of years when all of a sudden, in all media, that pretty much anywhere outside of M50 became west Dublin. So stretching from Tallaght in the south to Blanchardstown in the north. You'd hear a story saying such and such happened in west Dublin last night but that's a pretty dumb description considering that encompasses almost half of Dublin these days.

Previously Tallaght would have been considered south Dublin.

fryup · 23-10-2017 11:39AM

armed man?

isn't tallaght full of shinners? no surprise

23-10-2017 11:56AM

fryup wrote: »

armed man?

isn't tallaght full of shinners? no surprise

I think you've skipped at least a dozen groups there. The AH hierarchy of blundering, generalised blame goes:

1. Muslims
2. Travellers
3. Single mothers
4. Cyclists
... and so on.

We've so far ruled out no's 1 & 4, so we re-twist our collective knickers and revert to number 2.

3 Armed merman on a moose in tallaght

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