Teachers nicknames

Badly Drunk Boy · 09-10-2017 03:37PM #1

Following on from the 'worst teachers' thread, where some people mentioned nicknames given by teachers, what nicknames did your teachers have?

In my school, there was a Freaker, Tex, Birdman, Wally, Scratch, Fanny (usually said with her surname), Ripper, and Plank. There were probably more (it was 30 years ago so I forget!), and then variations of their actual name which I won't include.

So...what about your teachers?

freshpopcorn · 09-10-2017 03:44PM

Trampus.
Freedick.
Haggis.
Brutus.
The Boss.
Fat ass Jackie.
Festy.

me_irl · 09-10-2017 03:45PM

We had a business teacher we called Folio Joe. Whoever came up with that one deserved a medal.

PeterParker957 · 09-10-2017 03:48PM

We had a Mr Pritt. That didn't end well.

Not a teacher I had but there was a Handsy Hanson. Worrying!

Best was a teacher who pretended to be very straight laced and proper but was allegedly caught by a pupil on holiday in the Lake District with one of the PE teachers, Mr Warner.

It was discovered his first name was William and so for the next three years she was Willy Warner's Willy Warmer.

Mr. CooL ICE · 09-10-2017 04:35PM

Mod: Thread reopened.

Please be wary of posting details that may lead to a teacher's real life identity being exposed. That sh1t ain't cool

Mr. CooL ICE · 09-10-2017 04:36PM

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Trampus.
Freedick.
Haggis.
Brutus.
The Boss.
Fat ass Jackie.
Festy.

You forgot Plug

:cool:

Boom_Bap · 09-10-2017 05:07PM

Kinky Kev and the Shaggin Wagon
Horse Boll0x
Bouli The Snowman

PandaPoo · 09-10-2017 05:12PM

We had one called Spits. He would always have spit all over his lips and you'd get sprayed if you were in the front row.
He was a great teacher though, I really liked him.

09-10-2017 05:15PM

There's at least one other person on here who remembers Shando.

You never forget seeing or hearing Shando.

boardsuser1 · 09-10-2017 05:18PM

Skippy
Volcanic ass
Dizzy Doyle
Beaker Boyle
Bouncy Long
Badger
Mr Miyagi

laugh · 09-10-2017 05:20PM

The Bog Man - Large scary looking dude.
Scratchy - PE teacher who always had his hand in his pocket.
The Duck - Walked a bit funny
The pup - Called messers; A pup.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 09-10-2017 05:21PM

Wiggy

She was incredibly mentally unstable and have no idea why she was named wiggy

McMurphy · 09-10-2017 05:23PM

Mr Kerr for maths.

We all called him "Wan" though.

laugh · 09-10-2017 05:23PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Wiggy

She was incredibly mentally unstable and have no idea why she was named wiggy

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wigging%20out

SeaFields · 09-10-2017 05:25PM

The Atom - science teacher
Hamster - science teacher but smaller
The Pig - history teacher and general d!ckhead
Sarge - PE teacher
J Lo - maths teacher
Granny - English teacher - nice lady who was old.

valoren · 09-10-2017 05:27PM

Fred - had some facial pock marks that made him look like Freddy Krueger
Stan - had a penchant for trying to appear cool and would end sentences with '....man'.
Jaws - had a massive chin
Nancy - was an effeminate English teacher with a high pitched voice
Twitch - had a nervous tick of rotating his shoulders at irregular intervals
Johnny Bug - looked like a preying mantis with thick glasses

0lordy · 09-10-2017 05:29PM

Lol this thread brings back memories!

Drip
Feck
Scutters
Snipe
Chicken
Padge
Tit
Supertit

Those are the ones that spring to mind anyway!

georgewickstaff · 09-10-2017 05:30PM

Hoss
Bunsen
Grog
Fat Eamon
Mr Eye

Lorelli! · 09-10-2017 05:30PM

Scruffy and The Bald Eagle.

clappyhappy · 09-10-2017 05:32PM

Rusty
The pig
The Jap
Cracker
Archie
Davey
Beefy
Cockroach
Sr germ

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 09-10-2017 05:34PM

Scratch
Birdie
Ziggy
Granny
Bruno
Caroline
Gay Ray
Legs
Jimbob
GOC (like Gock)

Probably forgetting a couple of them, I'm gone out of the place many moons ago. In hindsight, most of them were fairly sound.

unitedrover · 09-10-2017 05:37PM

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

You forgot Plug

:cool:

Ha I know what school ye went to anyway

Mini me

gammygils · 09-10-2017 05:40PM

Bugsy
Kinky
Gaw-Gaw
Nutshell
Joe Dog
Joe Eyes
Scraw
Jaws
Scab (Shcab!)
Bullock
Hunt
Paddy Dryballs
Pudge
Savage
Concord
Woody
Tash
Squint

sligojoek · 09-10-2017 05:50PM

The Jap
Speedy
Crocker
The Boxer
The Tool
Hooter
Scabby
Toddy
Mini

RayM · 09-10-2017 05:54PM

Everyone referred to the vice principal as "Dick". Because his first name was Dick.

We weren't very imaginative.

retro:electro · 09-10-2017 05:55PM

Sister smelly. Self explanatory.

Schwiiing · 09-10-2017 06:20PM

Echo Deco
Eamo
Strawballs
Dot
Mousheen
Dangerous Dave
Chuck
Peach

the_syco · 09-10-2017 06:30PM

There was one teacher, who became vice-principal after I left, whose nickname was Granny [insert her 2nd name here]. She look ancient, and was under 5 foot, so wouldn't be spotted until she was right in front of you.

endacl · 09-10-2017 06:35PM

Feshty
Hairbear
Damo
Dicey
Squelch
Beaker
Marty

The memory lets me down at that point. 80’s...

diomed · 09-10-2017 06:37PM

I wonder did teachers have nicknames for pupils.

The_Valeyard · 09-10-2017 06:46PM

the_syco wrote: »

There was one teacher, who became vice-principal after I left, whose nickname was Granny [insert her 2nd name here]. She look ancient, and was under 5 foot, so wouldn't be spotted until she was right in front of you.

Lol, I know where you went to school!

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