Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

BBDBB · 21-08-2017 08:13AM

people leaving birthday greetings signs up on roundabouts, attached to traffic lights and lampposts AFTER the birthday. I get that you wanted to surprise someone and "Barry is 40!" at the roadside shows a bit of creativity and effort, but after the day its not a nice surprise, its just litter.

SusieBlue · 21-08-2017 10:56AM

My phone in work only ever seems to ring when my mouth is full of food.

eisenberg1 · 21-08-2017 11:22AM

anna080 wrote: »

I'm getting a mole removed tomorrow and not sure if I have to fast or not before hand. I can't find the letter. Well I'm not going to anyway.

Is the mole on your person or in your garden? &#55357;&#56835;

TA....the heat during the night!

Dramatik · 21-08-2017 11:23AM

People who leave two sheets of toilet paper on the roll to avoid having to change it themselves, just change the roll ffs, two squares isn't even enough to blow your nose never mind anything else.

Every morning I have a shower I have to adjust the height of the shower head as I am the tallest in the house and the others move it back down every morning for whatever reason. It's a TA because they can still have a shower if the shower head is set up high but I can't at their height as it is only up to my shoulder blades and would have to lean over to get my head under it.

LadyMacBeth_ · 21-08-2017 11:29AM

I just had a week's worth of TAs to catch up on.

That's what I get for taking a break from boards. TA'd that ye had so many TAs :P (though I must admit, some were very funny, looking at you whiteroses and your tampon :pac:)

retro:electro · 21-08-2017 11:33AM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Is the mole on your person or in your garden? ��

TA....the heat during the night!

It's on my face. And right beside my mouth :eek:
TA'd that I look daft when I need to laugh cos it's too sore to.

retro:electro · 21-08-2017 11:34AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I just had a week's worth of TAs to catch up on.

That's what I get for taking a break from boards. TA'd that ye had so many TAs :P (though I must admit, some were very funny, looking at you whiteroses and your tampon :pac:)

Welcome back! You were missed

Jrop · 21-08-2017 11:56AM

TA it's shark week and the weather is ****e

foxy farmer · 21-08-2017 12:18PM

Going through my followed threads and it won't open them. This is what comes up.
Find it ya lazy hamsters the thread is there. You're telling me there's new posts since this morning. Now find them. Now i realise the attach files icon is missing from this post and i can't put up the screen shot i took. Site is going to SHYYYYYYTE

Rumpy Pumpy · 21-08-2017 12:47PM

Google AMP. Supposedly a feature on mobile browsers that loads pages quicker. In reality, a pain in the hole that serves up a cached version of the site you wanted to visit, along with an obtrusive bar that floats down the page as you read.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 21-08-2017 12:48PM

TA it's not shark week

Rubberlegs · 21-08-2017 12:52PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA it's not shark week

Is there anythin' stirrin' ?

TA , got to go out and don't want to.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 21-08-2017 12:55PM

Nope! There certainly is not!! :eek:

TA: think I've some sort of bug or else those codiene painkillers are making me unwell anyway it's puke city here this morning

Widdershins · 21-08-2017 12:56PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA it's not shark week

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Nope! There certainly is not!! :eek:

TA: think I've some sort of bug or else those codiene painkillers are making me unwell anyway it's puke city here this morning

*Cough*

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 21-08-2017 01:01PM

:eek: when's the next flight to the uk? Ah no I'm only joking. I'm 100% not.
It was my dogs birthday party yesterday and I ate too much cake and had to take painkillers before bed. Can't seem to cope with codiene at all, vomiting all morning had to call in sick to work and all. Dunno if it's bug or codiene or onset of type 2 diabetes but it's certainly not Lexie lite

Rubberlegs · 21-08-2017 01:12PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Nope! There certainly is not!! :eek:

TA, a lil baby would have been a lovely addition to the thread

*.......runs swiftly away *

rainbow kirby · 21-08-2017 01:30PM

73Cat wrote: »

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Nope! There certainly is not!! :eek:

TA, a lil baby would have been a lovely addition to the thread

*.......runs swiftly away *

*strokes little bump*

TA'd that I have a cold and can't take anything worth a damn.

Jrop · 21-08-2017 01:48PM

Kirby!!!
Congratulations

Shpudnik · 21-08-2017 02:02PM

There's a wasp at me. I'm not usually afraid of wasps but this you is landing on my face and stuff and making me very uncomfortable. Also I look crazy walking down the road trying to swat it away.

Vel · 21-08-2017 02:03PM

Having to make small talk with a colleague in the loo after you have had to listen to them do a series of really loud farts followed by a diarrhoea style poo. If it were me I would wait until the person outside had exited, but no she breezed out all smiles and chat. And then the situation only worsened as the smell from her cubicle started to waft out.

Aglomerado · 21-08-2017 02:06PM

Vel wrote: »

Having to make small talk with a colleague in the loo after you have had to listen to them do a series of really loud farts followed by a diarrhoea style poo. If it were me I would wait until the person outside had exited, but no she breezed out all smiles and chat. And then the situation only worsened as the smell from her cubicle started to waft out.

Gack. No shame!

retro:electro · 21-08-2017 02:13PM

Vel wrote: »

Having to make small talk with a colleague in the loo after you have had to listen to them do a series of really loud farts followed by a diarrhoea style poo. If it were me I would wait until the person outside had exited, but no she breezed out all smiles and chat. And then the situation only worsened as the smell from her cubicle started to waft out.

This is so funny. Why is everything more hilarious when you can't laugh

team_actimel · 21-08-2017 02:24PM

Vel wrote: »

Having to make small talk with a colleague in the loo after you have had to listen to them do a series of really loud farts followed by a diarrhoea style poo. If it were me I would wait until the person outside had exited, but no she breezed out all smiles and chat. And then the situation only worsened as the smell from her cubicle started to waft out.

Thanks for the chuckle

TA'd at having to feign interest in people's shyte stories and having to fake laugh.

Burial. · 21-08-2017 02:38PM

Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones. Everywhere.

Oh did you hear about the awful attack in Barcelona? Yeah but I was watching Game of Thrones. Oh hi I just won the Lotto. Great, I just watched the new Game of Thrones episode. Did you hear all cancer has been cured? Really, did you hear the new Game of Thrones episode got leaked, now that's something.

Seriously people need to f*ck off. I remember when Breaking Bad was all the rave and I still hadn't started watching it and it was never as bad as this. A guy at work was literally close to tears because he found a YouTube title spoiler of the new episode. He then got all moody like a child when someone brought it up. He then said "it's just Game Of Thrones is really important to me right now". Get over yourself ya plank.

Iseedeadpixels · 21-08-2017 02:49PM

TA'd that I had to do a internal interview for my old job, it was awkward coz the manager knows me already and I felt I didnt interview well....I went for a nap and now feel sick

Mam of 4 · 21-08-2017 02:52PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

:eek: when's the next flight to the uk? Ah no I'm only joking. I'm 100% not.
It was my dogs birthday party yesterday and I ate too much cake and had to take painkillers before bed. Can't seem to cope with codiene at all, vomiting all morning had to call in sick to work and all. Dunno if it's bug or codiene or onset of type 2 diabetes but it's certainly not Lexie lite

I can't take codeine nor can my daughter , she hallucinates but I will vomit for days if I take them , so it could be the Codeine Lexi ?

TA too much to get sorted , and seem to be getting nowhere with it all .

cherryghost · 21-08-2017 02:56PM

People who dont spread butter properly and just dig chunks of butter out of the tub and lob it onto some bread *SHAKES FIST INTENSELY*

FanadMan · 21-08-2017 03:07PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I just had a week's worth of TAs to catch up on.

That's what I get for taking a break from boards. TA'd that ye had so many TAs :P (though I must admit, some were very funny, looking at you whiteroses and your tampon :pac:)

Good to see you back

vegetables · 21-08-2017 06:32PM

People with no numbers on their doors.

Or gobshytes with conceited house names.

Number 56, 58, 60, 62, Worscester-Charlington, ??, ??, ??, 79, Bentleyton-spiffinglyburg, 98, 100, Cloudshinesummer.

And I've got a letter for 68.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 21-08-2017 06:37PM

TA at my college.

TA that I want to drop out but I know it would be bad in the long run.

TA in Aldi when I panic because I have to throw everything in the trolley so quickly

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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