Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Paddy Cow · 12-08-2017 08:19PM

I didn't win the lotto

Widdershins · 12-08-2017 08:24PM

So many users have changed their usernames that I don't know who's who. There's hardly a name I recognise on AH.

CrowdedHouse · 12-08-2017 08:27PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I didn't win the lotto

Me neither, dunno if it would make me happy, but I'd rather be crying in a Ferrari

13-08-2017 09:17AM

poxy neighbours out mowing lawns since 9.30, on a Sunday morning. De fuq is wrong with people.

Winterlong · 13-08-2017 09:20AM

Wake up after a night out. Check the wallet and have no idea how I managed to spend, squander or lose, over a hundred euros.

LadyMacBeth_ · 13-08-2017 09:32AM

Winterlong wrote: »

Wake up after a night out. Check the wallet and have no idea how I managed to spend, squander or lose, over a hundred euros.

Those strip clubs are pricey you know :P

eisenberg1 · 13-08-2017 09:32AM

Jake1 wrote: »

poxy neighbours out mowing lawns since 9.30, on a Sunday morning. De fuq is wrong with people.

Bastards....and as for those Lidl power washing fcukers😡

gramar · 13-08-2017 03:17PM

Fellas on Sky doing the hurling analysis wearing 3 piece suits. It's a not a fcuking wedding lads.

Mollyb60 · 13-08-2017 03:38PM

Too late for lunch, too early for dinner. Why is there no Linner meal? Or Dinch?

Samsgirl · 13-08-2017 03:47PM

The fear... back to work after two brilliant weeks off.

farmerwifelet · 13-08-2017 04:02PM

getting a puppy thought it would be today but can't collect til tomorrow waiting is killing me!!!!!!!!!

bottlebrush · 13-08-2017 04:34PM

All this post match gaa speak: 'look, I s'ppose, at the end of the day, at the end of the day i s'ppose, look it

silvervixen84 · 13-08-2017 04:52PM

I can't stop sneezing.

Your Face · 13-08-2017 04:57PM

A group of my friends aren't talking to each other because of an ongoing ideological argument.

Colser · 13-08-2017 05:25PM

Samsgirl wrote: »

The fear... back to work after two brilliant weeks off.

Ditto..I feel sick at the thought of it.In the shower this morning and I was trying to remember my passwords and I know I left my desk in a heap,sick of this working carry on ðŸ˜

vampyre · 13-08-2017 06:02PM

Your Face wrote: »

A group of my friends aren't talking to each other because of an ongoing ideological argument.

If it's Trump or Brexit in origin just abandon hope rather than hope for anyone seeing sense.

northgirl · 13-08-2017 06:36PM

The tokens they give you at the checkout in Tesco to assign to one of their 3 current charity recipients. I never have hands free for this!

MuffinTop86 · 14-08-2017 12:02AM

Going to Spain for two weeks in 24 hours.
TA that only now I try on the bikinis I ordered from H&M and they'rebet ion me.
None left in Dunnes so it's squished boobs holiday.

Iseedeadpixels · 14-08-2017 08:34AM

Iseedeadpixels has entered safe mode due to lack of sleep and is now a robot until tomorrow.

rainbow kirby · 14-08-2017 08:36AM

Back in work after a week off, pile of emails to hack through and I'm bloody tired. Pass the coffee.

SusieBlue · 14-08-2017 08:51AM

Did my usual Monday morning ritual of feeling sorry for myself because I'm tired, hence buying a load of sweets in the shop on the way to work. I now regret buying them because I'm trying to lose weight, but I'll obviously eat them anyway.

Also, the aforementioned birthday party involving OH's (skinny pretty) ex was on Friday night, I got a new dress and got my hair and make up done for a treat. The ex got absolutely demented, annoyed everyone with her sh*t talk and also knocked over a table of drinks. She then got thrown out of the venue by security for being so messy.
I, for once, was a social butterfly (prosecco helped) and my OH was glued to me all night showing me off to everyone.
WhiteRoses 1 - Skinny Ex - 0

Dramatik · 14-08-2017 09:19AM

People who choose to eat on public transport, was on the bus the other day and the lad on front of me thought it would be the perfect opportunity to tuck into a full borrito. How he didn't get it all over himself I've no idea but the smell sitting directly behind him was noxious. If you're gonna eat something like that on public transport the least you can do is open the window above your head.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-08-2017 09:20AM

I'm sick to my back teeth of people who have animals and show absolutely no regard towards them.

Last Monday, the bank holiday, I was trying to relocate a lost animal with his owner. This Monday, I found a stray chicken. It obviously escapes and it's sauntering up and down not a bother on it but there's lots of dogs, foxes, cars etc and despite all the chicken crossing the road jokes I doubt they're well versed in the safe cross code.

After spending a good 40 mins trying to find its home, on my 1/2 day off, I was unsuccessful. I rang a rescue place and she was so disinterested and gave me another number to call. He kept cutting across me so much I hung up on him. He said to ring the office back "straight away, do it now because they're busy" and tell them he's picking it up.. a - you tell them and b - unless you can read my mind you haven't asked my location.

I'm bothered that I care. If the owners don't give a **** and clearly they don't, why am I spending my few hours off racing around stressing myself out

Widdershins · 14-08-2017 09:46AM

Online banking logs out after a couple of minutes unless you keep refreshing the page. I don't need to be logged out, I want it open.

Lorelli! · 14-08-2017 10:24AM

Don't know what happened in the fish tank last night but this morning I found one of the yellow goldfish dead and a little minnow is missing

Bredabe · 14-08-2017 11:04AM

Caught the last quarter hour of the ladies rugby game yes, score then being Ire 7, Jap 14.
Marveled at the bravery of the Irish player who got out from the bottom of one scrum and knowingly headed with the ball to be tacked by a handful of opposition players.
I said to two of my girls that X once told me that women's rugby was "A walk in the park, with an oval ball",
one of the men in the group said, well look at them, they are hardly skinny women. :mad::mad:

*AFAIK, men play the same game and they not known for their slenderness, comment passer is not known for his either.
* Ladies on the winning Irish team

, were as ppl would expect, all shapes and sizes.

ohnonotgmail · 14-08-2017 11:11AM

Bredabe wrote: »

Caught the last quarter hour of the ladies rugby game yes, score then being Ire 7, Jap 14.
Marveled at the bravery of the Irish player who got out from the bottom of one scrum and knowingly headed with the ball to be tacked by a handful of opposition players.
I said to two of my girls that X once told me that women's rugby was "A walk in the park, with an oval ball",
one of the men in the group said, well look at them, they are hardly skinny women. :mad::mad:

*AFAIK, men play the same game and they not known for their slenderness, comment passer is not known for his either.
* Ladies on the winning Irish team , were as ppl would expect, all shapes and sizes.

Just be thankful you didnt read what David Corkery said about womens rugby. the annoyance would be more than trivial .

Bredabe · 14-08-2017 11:15AM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Just be thankful you didnt read what David Corkery said about womens rugby. the annoyance would be more than trivial .

I know sport jurno's, some of them to be taken with a spoon of sugar. I had hoped that ppl playing the same game win or lose, entitled to respect regardless. Let my optimism get the better of me again- TA for a Monday pm!

erica74 · 14-08-2017 11:16AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'm sick to my back teeth of people who have animals and show absolutely no regard towards them.

Last Monday, the bank holiday, I was trying to relocate a lost animal with his owner. This Monday, I found a stray chicken. It obviously escapes and it's sauntering up and down not a bother on it but there's lots of dogs, foxes, cars etc and despite all the chicken crossing the road jokes I doubt they're well versed in the safe cross code.

After spending a good 40 mins trying to find its home, on my 1/2 day off, I was unsuccessful. I rang a rescue place and she was so disinterested and gave me another number to call. He kept cutting across me so much I hung up on him. He said to ring the office back "straight away, do it now because they're busy" and tell them he's picking it up.. a - you tell them and b - unless you can read my mind you haven't asked my location.

I'm bothered that I care. If the owners don't give a **** and clearly they don't, why am I spending my few hours off racing around stressing myself out

I hear you!
It irritates me that I end up broken hearted over straying pets (usually dogs) and dumped pets, spending time and money helping them and their owners don't give a shite. And the same pets are out straying again a week later.

OldNotWIse · 14-08-2017 11:52AM

Never any PMs.

Slow walkers.

Dead end romance.

Zero excitement.

People who loot at you as you walk up to a bus stop or luas platform- its not a f*cking show for your entertainment while you sit there like!

And in general, people who don't realize it is rude to stare! I often have to glare back at people to get them to cop on to what they are doing. Slack-jawed Neanderthal c*nts.

That paracetamol add with the guy running a pop up/ hippy kitchen and he turns and says, "does it look like I've got time for a headache" - except he sounds all smug and like his mouth is stuffed with cotton wool. You've time for a good f*cking beating up and down the street if I get my hands on you.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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