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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,779 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    The dipsh*t showing off to his mates weaving in and out of the traffic on the M50 without even indicating.

    Honestly, I don't give a f*ck if you plough into a wall or barrier or whatever, but you're endangering other road users, so please f*ck off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    Men's jeans.
    Sorry but I just don't get the back pockets that go half way down the back of ones leg.
    I get that clothing mftrs need to change styles to generate sales but this is a stupid one. It looks dumb.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    My neck gets cold when my hair is tied up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    73Cat wrote: »
    My neck gets cold when my hair is tied up.

    Me too, and my ears!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭7 Seconds...


    I think I was happier when I smoked.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    InTheTrees wrote: »
    Men's jeans.
    Sorry but I just don't get the back pockets that go half way down the back of ones leg.
    I get that clothing mftrs need to change styles to generate sales but this is a stupid one. It looks dumb.

    Jeans without arse pockets or with welt pockets in the arse. Just seeing them on display is annoying not to mention seeing someone with them on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    i spilt coffee on my laptop and i got it on my mouse trackpad....its now acting erratically on and off and wont scroll properly, wont go left or right when i want it, scroll up and it shifts down...ffs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,506 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Ring ring, ring ring

    Person: "Hi can I get a number for this rep"

    Me: "Yeh sure its 08......"

    Person: "oh hold on ill get a pen and paper"

    me: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    Great minds.... http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=104175452&postcount=2263


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,779 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    I think I was happier when I smoked.

    I'm miserable either way.

    'sake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    I love painting my nails, I do it quite obsessively. I am also a bit obsessive about getting them perfect. So if I get a smudge, I redo the nail, sometimes I might decide to redo the whole hand. My TA is my nails are quite weak from this obsession and I run out of nail painting related items all the time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,215 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    Walked into a bag of grocery shopping and I suspect I have broken a toe. Damn you summer and open toed shoes!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Biting the inside of your cheek, and for some reason you do it several more times in exactly the same place. Now I've a fecking mouth ulcer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    I just realised that I left the big bathroom window open after having a shower earlier, and now I'm slightly concerned that there may be someone hiding in my house waiting to murder me in my sleep.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭vegetables


    Watching rudetube now, some of the things on it are amazing. Some kind of amazing feats special. Woman on a giant unicycle thing throwing pots onto her head with her free leg, dog long jumping something like 10 meters.

    But ... some of these amazing things are just down to probability, like a hole in one or a full length court 3 pointer.

    That wasn't your intention to score the shot, you just swung the club or threw the ball, like every other week, this was your 937th shot this month, a complete hail mary. And now you think you're great.

    Well you're not.

    So there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Sse airtricity ad featuring the orang utan that comes up on boards when I'm using my phone. It causes the screen to freeze go slow or not respond to finger motion. Now i must get adblocker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,212 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Long week, long day at work, enjoying a late dinner and entering comfy, semi - vegetative state when... ping! Work email from a customer, a vague complaint about rudeness by an employee (bit more detail than that but no date specified and no clue as to the identity of the person supposedly at fault). Big gulp, was it me?! I don't remember anything like this happening but who knows?! If it wasn't me, how do I broach it with whichever colleague is at fault?! What does the customer want, an apology? Compensation? To publically shame us? Maybe they've already commented on some public forum (frantic Googling of keywords)?!
    Replied to the email politely requesting more specific details, worried about it for several hours, then received a reply saying 'sorry, sent in error'.
    Sure who doesn't love a Friday night ruined by drama?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Wondering if anna080 made it through the night.

    My TA though is that I have a banging headache for no apparent reason. Like a hangover without the fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    Up early on a saturday (up early everyday to be honest) but so physically incapacitated all I can do is sit here watching the world pass me by. TA because when I was younger, before all my health problems, I used to stay in bed so late and wasted so much time in there. What was I thinking?!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,506 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Sse airtricity ad featuring the orang utan that comes up on boards when I'm using my phone. It causes the screen to freeze go slow or not respond to finger motion. Now i must get adblocker.
    TA that somebody gave Morketing a substantial budget, probably a six-figure sum, to come up with that nonsensical nonsense for an energy supplier. What a waste.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Having to bang on the bedroom window in the middle of the night at one of the neighbour's dogs to shut it up. Can they not hear it barking themselves or do they not give a sh1t ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    If anyone runs out of TAs take a trip to Smyths,mother of God ...ridiculous parents acting the gowl.."Would you like this darling,honey,sweetheart,hunny bunny,lovey dovey "...insufferable ****e going on in there,I swear to god there were only a few of us normal (used loosely)parents in there glancing at each other and wondering WTF.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Colser wrote: »
    If anyone runs out of TAs take a trip to Smyths,mother of God ...ridiculous parents acting the gowl.."Would you like this darling,honey,sweetheart,hunny bunny,lovey dovey "...insufferable ****e going on in there,I swear to god there were only a few of us normal (used loosely)parents in there glancing at each other and wondering WTF.

    Reminds me of the well dressed parent, of a youngster who jumped into a fountain and hit their head, brought by ambulance to local a&e, telling anyone with normal hearing within a 3 mile radius, that her darling was not drunk, not at all, doesn't drink alcohol, never even seen alcohol, on and on. Like lady, you think its any better your darling jumped into a 3/4 empty fountain sober? and who cares one way or the other?

    TA, the supports offered me in college have to be requested asap once exams/assessments are announced. Yup, asking a student with a documented memory disorder, juggling a job,course,kids of all ages, etc, to remember who to contact, how to contact them and what to ask them for.................
    Cant see how that's going to end happily, full supports as requested! my ass.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,830 ✭✭✭madmaggie


    TA that I'm having a severe attack of "the stupids" today. I know I'm a middle aged oul wan, but this is ridiculous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    TA'd that I have a sore throat. And why do I have a sore throat? Because I insisted on demonstrating my deepthroat technique on a banana at a wedding yesterday. I shouldn't be allowed outside!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    We'll have to keep LMB under house arrest I think.

    :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    TA'd that I have a sore throat. And why do I have a sore throat? Because I insisted on demonstrating my deepthroat technique on a banana at a wedding yesterday. I shouldn't be allowed outside!

    Don't come back here TA'd about your inbox imploding after that post ðŸ˜


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    TA that somebody gave Morketing a substantial budget, probably a six-figure sum, to come up with that nonsensical nonsense for an energy supplier. What a waste.

    Used to work there, it came from SSE in the UK and was forced down everyones throats, internally we where all laughing our heads off at it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 614 ✭✭✭notsoyoungwan


    I was driving along today, coming near a light-controlled pedestrian crossing. I'd seen a couple approach it and hit the button, so I slowed to a stop. As they crossed, the man held up his hand in the manner of a guard stopping traffic for as long as it took them to cross. He looked totally idiotic. I felt like shouting out the window saying I had stopped before he ever started making hand signals!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    Took a headache tablet....headache gets worse ugh :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Took a headache tablet....headache gets worse ugh :(

    You need the anti-headache tablet.


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