Summer transfer thread 17/18 season (NEYMAR TALK IN OTHER THREAD)

Cantona's Collars · 30-07-2017 11:23PM

https://twitter.com/TransferRelated/status/891777579631484929

"BREAKING: Neymar will travel to Doha on Tuesday to undergo his PSG medical".

Agent Coulson · 30-07-2017 11:26PM

Tuesday being the 1st of August maybe there was a truth to the story then that he was waiting for his bonuses to be paid by Barca on the 31st of July before signing for PSG.

Cantona's Collars · 30-07-2017 11:36PM

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Tuesday being the 1st of August maybe there was a truth to the story then that he was waiting for his bonuses to be paid by Barca on the 31st of July before signing for PSG.

So he's pulling a Pulis?

Agent Coulson · 30-07-2017 11:51PM

zerks wrote: »

So he's pulling a Pulis?

Somehow I don't think he will end up having paying it back.

Burial. · 31-07-2017 12:04AM

Having studied Arabic as a hobby for a few years all I can make out from that article is:

Blahahsbdnajsfbansns ahahshd yaaaaaa alllaaaaaaah alllaaaaaaah yaaaaaa salleeem yaaaaaa salleeem yaaaaaa vlajagshajsbdbsjay Messi Messi Messi salleeeeeem balajagsbaja Barcelona jdifuajajs amdjnfnd Messi lakajahbd Real Madrid. Gohbandjdjjs Neymar akdjajakdkf alllaaaaaaah.

This roughly translates to:

Messi is mad for cans and the hop and is looking forward to Creamfields 2017. He's also anticipating a fine weekend for having a few menthols. Neymar likes bagels.

Lads in the tweet are spoofing I'd say.

Agent Coulson · 31-07-2017 12:07AM

I wonder will Barca tell Qatar Airways to fcuk off and we don't need your sponsorship money if Neymar leaves.

Or will Qatar Airways drop Barca now they got their man.

Either way Barca are getting a sh1t lot of doggy money from Qatar.

Nalz · 31-07-2017 12:36AM

Burial. wrote: »

Having studied Arabic as a hobby for a few years all I can make out from that article is:

Blahahsbdnajsfbansns ahahshd yaaaaaa alllaaaaaaah alllaaaaaaah yaaaaaa salleeem yaaaaaa salleeem yaaaaaa vlajagshajsbdbsjay Messi Messi Messi salleeeeeem balajagsbaja Barcelona jdifuajajs amdjnfnd Messi lakajahbd Real Madrid. Gohbandjdjjs Neymar akdjajakdkf alllaaaaaaah.

This roughly translates to:

Messi is mad for cans and the hop and is looking forward to Creamfields 2017. He's also anticipating a fine weekend for having a few menthols. Neymar likes bagels.

Lads in the tweet are spoofing I'd say.

Cool

31-07-2017 10:13AM

Seems to be doing the rounds on Twitter this morning

Coutinho asking to leave for Barca

https://twitter.com/Football_TaIk/status/891948519640121344

Buford T. Justice XIX · 31-07-2017 10:14AM

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Seems to be doing the rounds on Twitter this morning

Coutiniho asking to leave for Barca

https://twitter.com/Football_TaIk/status/891948519640121344

Humour thread=====>

:P

GavRedKing · 31-07-2017 10:20AM

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Seems to be doing the rounds on Twitter this morning

Coutinho asking to leave for Barca

https://twitter.com/Football_TaIk/status/891948519640121344

If Neymar is off to PSG then Couthinhos price (if he leaves) will go up massively.

Anyone dealing with Barca will know theyve a few shekels down the side of the couch.

rob316 · 31-07-2017 10:20AM

Load of bollox, pro-Barca media trying to unsettle the player. The money 100m plus is absolutely useless to Liverpool too, they are trying all summer to spend £130m on Keita and Van Dijk and can't get either.

Agent Coulson · 31-07-2017 10:22AM

So I wonder when with Zidane's comments a few days ago were taken by the media that Bale would be leaving did he really mean Ronnie would leaving instead while getting sent down for a few years for tax evasion and not Bale leaving at all.

I'm surprised Ronnie isn't throwing a I'm leaving temper tantrum before heading into court today.

31-07-2017 10:24AM

Not to stray this off topic but is Ronaldos court hearing today?

Bale won't be going anywhere, all waffle

GavRedKing · 31-07-2017 10:31AM

Court hearing is at 11am I think.

marklazarcovic · 31-07-2017 10:37AM

Mourinho "I will not talk about a player at another club,it's disrespectful"

Mourinho on matic . " He very much wants to leave and join man utd"

No tapping up there at alllll

Agent Coulson · 31-07-2017 10:41AM

His sly comments and gestures on Conte's hair as well show the measure of the man.

pjohnson · 31-07-2017 10:44AM

marklazarcovic wrote: »

Mourinho "I will not talk about a player at another club,it's disrespectful"

Mourinho on matic . " He very much wants to leave and join man utd"

No tapping up there at alllll

Except for the fact that Matic is supposed to have done his medical yesterday morning. He is a Manchester United player now. And unlike the van Dijk, Coutinho, Mbappe etc. deals Matic was clearly up for sale.

I was gunna say the Coutinho to Barca is rubbish, but then I remembered I thought Neymar was utter rubbish so guess its a maybe? If people thought fees were bad before they are about to get far more crazy if Neymar moves.

marklazarcovic · 31-07-2017 10:55AM

pjohnson wrote: »

Except for the fact that Matic is supposed to have done his medical yesterday morning. He is a Manchester United player now

Funny,i must have missed that announcement,can u link it

Trigger · 31-07-2017 10:56AM

marklazarcovic wrote: »

Mourinho "I will not talk about a player at another club,it's disrespectful"

Mourinho on matic . " He very much wants to leave and join man utd"

No tapping up there at alllll

In fairness it was probably done, all the reporters had him doing a medical before that quote, a photo was leaked with him wearing United gear.

So nope, no tapping up there at all

Trigger · 31-07-2017 10:59AM

marklazarcovic wrote: »

Funny,i must have missed that announcement,can u link it

It's also not tapping up if the clubs allow discussions with players, Chelsea have stated that they left Matic off tour so he can sort out his future, hence allowing to talk to other teams..

Don't let that get in the way of a good bitch about Mourinho though

pjohnson · 31-07-2017 11:00AM

marklazarcovic wrote: »

Funny,i must have missed that announcement,can u link it

Well you are on the internet so you're 90% of the way to finding it yourself. Yes you clearly missed yesterdays news entirely.

Trigger · 31-07-2017 11:04AM

Anyway back to transfers, seems like PSG have put half their team up for sale. Will be interesting to see the fees

https://twitter.com/jon_legossip/status/891913065767350272

31-07-2017 11:06AM

Agent Coulson wrote: »

His sly comments and gestures on Conte's hair as well show the measure of the man.

I lold
Conte: If he is willing to give a dig be prepared to take one back

31-07-2017 11:08AM

astradave wrote: »

Anyway back to transfers, seems like PSG have put half their team up for sale. Will be interesting to see the fees

https://twitter.com/jon_legossip/status/891913065767350272

Lucas Moura is an interesting one
Utd should give PSG a shout

Billy86 · 31-07-2017 11:08AM

Agent Coulson wrote: »

His sly comments and gestures on Conte's hair as well show the measure of the man.

Basically like how Klopp's comment about Sevilla/Ajax also show the measure of the man.

(they're called jokes)

jacool · 31-07-2017 11:10AM

Matic was worth £5m in 2011 , £21m in 2014 and is now worth £40m in 2017. I'd say Jose can't wait to sell him in 2020!

machiavellianme · 31-07-2017 11:19AM

jacool wrote: »

Matic was worth £5m in 2011 , £21m in 2014 and is now worth £40m in 2017. I'd say Jose can't wait to sell him in 2020!

Well, the slope of his incremental value is decreasing. He was worth 4 times as much as his previous value in 2014 and only twice as much this time. Given the current inflation for transfer fees, that's not great at all. Be lucky to get 40m in 2020.

Lucas Hood · 31-07-2017 11:34AM

Big transfer news

James Richardson & Producer Ben to leave football weekly to set up another podcast.

http://www.football365.com/news/exclusive-james-richardson-to-leave-guardian-football-weekly

GavRedKing · 31-07-2017 11:40AM

marklazarcovic wrote: »

Mourinho "I will not talk about a player at another club,it's disrespectful"

Mourinho on matic . " He very much wants to leave and join man utd"

No tapping up there at alllll

Matic didnt even travel on tour with Chelsea, he was always going to be sold it just depended on who paid the most for him.

Similar to Costa although Matic was training in London while Costa is living the dream in Brazil. :pac:

Trigger · 31-07-2017 11:43AM

GavRedKing wrote: »

Matic didnt even travel on tour with Chelsea, he was always going to be sold it just depended on who paid the most for him.

Similar to Costa although Matic was training in London while Costa is living the dream in Brazil. :pac:

In an Atleti jersey :pac:

Summer transfer thread 17/18 season (NEYMAR TALK IN OTHER THREAD)

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