Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Mam of 4 · 14-07-2017 10:53PM

Hot flushes , or is it just very clammy ?:(

LordSutch · 14-07-2017 10:59PM

Our toaster burns the toast if you only put in one slice :mad:

And I don't always want two pieces of toast. If I turn down the knob neither piece is done properly.

New Home · 14-07-2017 11:10PM

How about putting half a slice in each slot?

CrowdedHouse · 15-07-2017 05:52AM

LordSutch wrote: »

Our toaster burns the toast if you only put in one slice :mad:

And I don't always want two pieces of toast. If I turn down the knob neither piece is done properly.

When you're buying a new one consider a long slot toaster...

https://en.russellhobbs.com/russell-hobbs-products/toasters/chester-long-slot-toaster-21390-56.html

TA'd that I might have to get up to make toast...mmmm....

whoopsadoodles · 15-07-2017 05:55AM

Woke up earlier. Looked at my wrist and had no watch on so sat bolt upright in the bet thinking I was late for work. Found my phone. 5.55am. Pieced together everything to figure out if I was late for gym/work/life then realised it was Saturday and I don't need to be awake for another while yet.

I'm still shook.

Winterlong · 15-07-2017 07:37AM

Apparently I am too old to go to a night club.

Cantona's Collars · 15-07-2017 07:42AM

Winterlong wrote: »

Apparently I am too old to go to a night club.

You definitely are if you think you are getting in at this hour of the morning.

Cantona's Collars · 15-07-2017 07:46AM

Felt on top of the world yesterday, by 5 pm I was dizzy,nauseous and burning up.Typical on a bloody Friday.Lying in bed now half afraid to get up.

Widdershins · 15-07-2017 09:42AM

Winterlong wrote: »

Apparently I am too old to go to a night club.

Looking at the website address while waiting for it to load, I wondered why anyone of any age would want to go out at night, dancing and drinking curries.

LordSutch · 15-07-2017 10:02AM

New Home wrote: »

How about putting half a slice in each slot?

Good answer, billiant, thanks

LadyMacBeth_ · 15-07-2017 10:25AM

Widdershins wrote: »

Looking at the website address while waiting for it to load, I wondered why anyone of any age would want to go out at night, dancing and drinking curries.

+1

I'm 28 and I don't want to go to clubs!

retro:electro · 15-07-2017 10:30AM

People who suck up to people who are arseholes and then bitch about them to you later. Please go away I do not wish to hear your crap.
Gossip in general annoys me. I do not care.

bonzodog2 · 15-07-2017 12:37PM

"This app is incompatible with all of your devices."

Samaris · 15-07-2017 02:00PM

The shower did that whole "scalding hot!!" -> "freezing cold!" -> SCALDING HOT! thing again. Okay there was some fiddling with the dial, but the shower started it!

AndrewJRenko · 15-07-2017 02:13PM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

I am green with envy at every Facebook/Instagram post I see of people I know getting pregnant yet I know if I fell pregnant I would sh*t myself.
Im at an awkward stage where I'm broody as hell but know myself it's not the right time so it wouldn't be ideal for me to get pregnant, so I'm happy to wait another couple of years.
Doesn't stop me from feeling jealous, though. There's no logic to it

This probably isn't what you want to hear, but don't assume that it will all happen smoothly when you make your decision. One in five couple has fertility issues, and at best, this will add a number of years to your journey. You might want to factor this in to your thinking.

retro:electro · 15-07-2017 02:50PM

I've to go to a hen party tonight. We have to wear white. I have my period and its day one. It's raining outside.
TA'd and I'd rather be in my dressing gown eating dominos.

Am half tempted to turn up head to toe in black.

Also annoyed that I manage to go great make up during the weekdays but whenever I've to go anywhere and communicate with humans my make up turns out sh!te.

retro:electro · 15-07-2017 03:17PM

Also was in the middle of straightening my hair and my straightener broke AND I was applying a bit more tan on my legs and got tan on my only white dress.
If this ain't a sign to pull a sickie I dono what is.

Brad Bobley · 15-07-2017 05:23PM

Please insert your card
Do not remove card
Do not remove card
Do not re..
REMOVE CARD NOW! REMOVE IT NOW! OH MY GOD ARE YOU CRAZY? GET IT OUT!

Ted_YNWA · 15-07-2017 05:28PM

Hard eggshell.

Give egg a tap, doesn't crack.

Give is harder tap & smashes everywhere.

InTheTrees · 15-07-2017 05:34PM

Every time I put the shower attachment down with the water running it manages to swivel and wriggle around until It's pointing directly at me. How can it know where I am???

Mollyb60 · 15-07-2017 05:51PM

mikemac2 wrote: »

Bought a ticket to the Ludivico Einaudi concert in the 3 arena. It's tomorrow night. Bought it months ago for 88 Euro, not cheap but I'm looking forward to it Wasnt a VIP or anything, pretty normal seat but not in nosebleeds either

Ticket sales must not be going well as seeing official ads selling tickets for 49 euro now.

Most people go to concerts where demand is high. I go to a concert where I find I've overpaid!

I've no idea what's happening with these tickets. Me and my sister wanted to buy tickets about 2 months ago. When we went to ticketbastard, the only ones left were the full 88 quid and they were in the nosebleed section. And there was no other options available. So we assumed that it was pretty much sold out and weren't willing to pay that much for ****e seats.

Bambi985 · 15-07-2017 05:54PM

TA'd that I can't stop eating because it's about to be shark week and my appetite is out of control. I've just demolished a big Milka bar and half a big bag of peanuts, I not only dislike peanuts but actively hate them and yet I keep munching like someone who has worms or something

Surreptitious · 15-07-2017 06:43PM

I put a bottle of wine in the fridge about three days ago. It had dark glass and I wasn't drinking until last night I thought, mmm wine. Took the bottle out and poured a glass and it was red wine! It was very chilled and in desperation I had a glass, cue a dash to the bathroom and gawk central ensues. Can't believe I made that mistake.

whoopsadoodles · 15-07-2017 06:45PM

Surreptitious wrote: »

I put a bottle of wine in the fridge about three days ago. It had dark glass and I wasn't drinking until last night I thought, mmm wine. Took the bottle out and poured a glass and it was red wine! It was very chilled and in desperation I had a glass, cue a dash to the bathroom and gawk central ensues. Can't believe I made that mistake.

Cold red wine made you sick?

Surreptitious · 15-07-2017 06:50PM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Cold red wine made you sick?

That's what I posted so, yes. It was very cold though.

whoopsadoodles · 15-07-2017 06:56PM

Surreptitious wrote: »

That's what I posted so, yes.

Jaysus. No need to get sarky. You posted gawk which I've never heard before.

Urban dictionary tells me it's a Cork word for vomiting.

Still. Unusual. Red wine is often served cold in hotter countries.

TA my dinner was crap.

Surreptitious · 15-07-2017 07:00PM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Jaysus. No need to get sarky. You posted gawk which I've never heard before.

Urban dictionary tells me it's a Cork word for vomiting.

Still. Unusual. Red wine is often served cold in hotter countries.

TA my dinner was crap.

My apologies. I like Sangria but it's usually mixed with juice or lemonade though.

TA my friend just told me she had a Chinese and I want one now. The power of suggestion

KERSPLAT! · 15-07-2017 07:17PM

I'd love a burrito. The chances of that happening are zero.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-07-2017 07:24PM

Waiting for food to come from the Chinese, hurry up I need it an hour ago.
Wine in the fridge calling me to open it but I have to wait. Waitings the worst part of my life.

Ringing someone back when you miss a call then their phone being turned off. Hate it.

KERSPLAT! · 15-07-2017 07:46PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Waiting for food to come from the Chinese, hurry up I need it an hour ago.
Wine in the fridge calling me to open it but I have to wait. Waitings the worst part of my life.

Ringing someone back when you miss a call then their phone being turned off. Hate it.

Worse than off is they don't answer. You rang me literally 2 seconds ago, how can you not answer!!!

!!!

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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