WHERE are you right now? (No Hats)

Feeling the cold today and now trying to warm up in the kitchen making dinner

In bed on the iPad reading boards

All cosy in bed on the phone reading boards

In bed on boards.....but Jesus the heat is unreal, I can't sleep

In the ndls waiting patiently. How slow can this be been here an hour already and got another 1/2hr to go

Sitting in the car outside the chipper waiting for my dinner.ðŸ˜

Mr.Plough wrote: »

Chilling in a hotel room in Ipoh, Malaysia, listening to the oddly soothing sound of roadworks being carried out in the distance.

You are only a couple of hours up the road from me sir! Come to KL for the weekend and come on the pi** with me. Am bored of going out on my own.

My sister's friend was not exactly stimulating company and although I did date a really hot Egyptian guy one night, he has ghosted so am bored again!

About to shut down laptop and tv in favour of an hour or so of kindle time before I sleep. I had a hectic day of apartment viewings and work so am shattered.

Oh and if anyone wants to lend me a few hundred quid....the feckers expect 3 and half month's rent upfront and I only have about 2 saved. Dammit.

Benalmadena Spain

Towards end of family holiday. Taking some time out from the Mrs and kids at the swimming pool while I have a cold one from the fridge. 32 degrees outside.

Not as good as it sounds though...bored and looking to after hours for some light entertainment!

Taking a well earned breather. Was up with larks this morning stacking up a large pile of tires and pallets beside my house and making effigies. All I had left to do was find an Ivory Coast flag,it proved to be trickier than I thought though. I marched around like a gob****e all day looking for one but the only thing I could find that remotely resembled one was a free state fleg fingers crossed nobody will notice because I'd be left with egg on my chin that's for sure!
All in all though it will be worth it. We'll be celebrating King Billy's victory the same way the big man did himself back in 1690. With happy hardcore,Buckfast and heroin.