Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

SusieBlue · 10-07-2017 10:43AM

Was meant to be starting healthy eating today for the 174th Monday in a row but spent the half the night awake sick so decided to buy €8 worth of sweets on the way to work because I felt sorry for myself.

TA'd at myself for repeatedly self sabotaging myself by rewarding myself with food. Y am I lyk dis.

Grayson · 10-07-2017 10:44AM

I think i farted really loudly in front of a girl today. I was wearing headphones so I'm not sure.

Winterlong · 10-07-2017 10:52AM

Have handover. Have banging headache. Have needs for greasy food that is not available.

KERSPLAT! · 10-07-2017 10:53AM

Grayson wrote: »

I think i farted really loudly in front of a girl today. I was wearing headphones so I'm not sure.

If a tree falls man farts in a forest and no one is around to hear it has headphones on, does it make a sound?

LadyMacBeth_ · 10-07-2017 10:57AM

I always pause the music I'm listening to if I've got headphones on and need to fart in public, just so I know that it wasn't really loud and I don't have to feel paranoid :pac:

Winterlong · 10-07-2017 11:00AM

But but but....ladies don't fart.

Patser · 10-07-2017 11:05AM

Pick up a lovely looking cream cake for Sunday evening treat in supermarket....

Carefully lay it flat in trolley and conveyor.....

Barcode on bottom so check out girl flips it onto side to scan...

Now have lovely looking box lid and mushed up cake...

OldNotWIse · 10-07-2017 11:21AM

In a supermarket the other day and it was fairly busy. Spent a couple of minutes queuing. While the person ahead of me completed her transaction, some random guy walked up and said something to the cashier. He nodded and said something like, "just let me finish here and then I will help you". So when the woman in front was finished, the cashier just jumped up with no explanation and started wandering around the shop helping this guy look for his card that he had lost. It took him a good five minutes while we all stood there like numpties and the tills on either side got people through. Eventually he came back and mumbled an apology. I said, "you shouldn't have let that guy skip the queue - we are all waiting here" and his response was "well he wasn't buying groceries" - I said "it doesn't fúcking matter that he wasn't buying groceries, he was still looking for a service from a staff member that would take time. You should have made him queue or directed him to customer services or even asked someone to jump onto your till". Like really wtf is wrong with people?

OldNotWIse · 10-07-2017 11:27AM

anna080 wrote: »

And nude bras. So practical but oh so ugly.

lol yes! I threw out a perfectly good nude bra at the weekend because it TA'd me. I was just looking at it on the pile of other, nice underwear and it offended me greatly so I fúcked it in the bin.

TA I was going out last night and wearing a sort of see through white blouse and had no nude bra to wear underneath!

biko · 10-07-2017 11:29AM

Non-American people spelling licence as license.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-07-2017 11:30AM

Nostalgia and the inability to build a bridge and get over things.
That's always been a hindrance to me, not being able to get over things.

I found some stuff my dad loved while doing the food shop on sat. I never particularly liked it but he had it for breakfast every single morning most of my childhood with tea. I don't like tea either. It's been years since I had tea and I don't know how I like my tea, sweet? No sugar? No milk? Lots of milk? I dunno.

So this morning I had my dads breakfast and I made the tea the only way I really know - for him. Same sugars same amount of milk. The breakfast smelled exactly like I remember and for a moment everything felt completely normal and like it used to be.

It's been almost 4 years and I'm no better than i was when he died. After my mother, 4?years later it wasn't even an issue I barely even thought of her

OldNotWIse · 10-07-2017 11:34AM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

My employer supplies a certain amount of free milk for us to use in the canteen for teas and coffees. The amount we have delivered is usually enough.

However I have a colleague who really enjoys milk as a beverage and will drink easily 1-2ltrs a day of the stuff meaning there is none left for the rest of us to use in teas or coffees.

Our office is based in the middle of a huge industrial estate and is a 10 minute drive from the nearest shop so when it's gone, it's gone.

TA'd that there will be no milk left in the morning in work for a cuppa cause he drank it all on Friday. Also TA'd that this is even on my mind on a Sunday night.

Same! I don't drink dairy milk so I will supply my own almond or soya but it still TA's me that there are people who do this. Especially in the winter when everyone is making porridge. Put a sign on all the cartons saying "not your mom, not your milk" and see if he stops. Whatever about milk in tea and coffee, there is something unsettling about a grown man drinking a full glass of another mammal's breast milk. :P

Bitches Be Trypsin · 10-07-2017 12:34PM

Second degree sunburn, in so much pain

Iseedeadpixels · 10-07-2017 01:07PM

TA'd by "reps" on here who have no idea wtf they are on about.

ginger_hammer · 10-07-2017 01:21PM

TA'd by people stealing my butter in the office kitchen - like my cheese is on top of the tub to 'claim' it - hands off you dirty thieves.

eisenberg1 · 10-07-2017 01:56PM

We had a bit of a small BBQ the other evening. One of my friends ask if we feed our dogs from the the table. I said "No, they get fed twice a day, but only from their bowls"

"Do you mind If I give them just a little bit of chicken?"

CrowdedHouse · 10-07-2017 05:12PM

Bidding on something on ebay that I don't really want any more, couple of days to go and still winning..

And while I'm at it - ridiculous postage amounts listed for small items, particularly from the UK

ohnonotgmail · 10-07-2017 05:27PM

Looking forward to a nice easy trip home on the M50 until some gimp decided to crash at 5.15.

retro:electro · 10-07-2017 05:43PM

When you see you have a private message on boards and momentarily think "oh sh!t what did I do now".. :pac:

Robsweezie · 10-07-2017 05:47PM

i said cock, i meant clock.

mikemac2 · 10-07-2017 06:13PM

Some clown hits a railway bridge in Dublin so services get suspended while Irish rail check it out

Angry twitter users lash Irish Rail when it was a truck driver who caused this. Wrong target people

I've seen cases where emergency services get called due to someone getting hit on the line. Irish Rail twitter announce this and someone will reply "I haven't got all day" wow!

My TA is angry people on twitter

Poochie05 · 10-07-2017 06:24PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

i said cock, i meant clock.

As long as you weren't in any way referring to the hands on the clock, you should be fine

TA jut had a lovely cup of tea but realised I used a normal teabag instead of decaf at this time of the evening

northgirl · 10-07-2017 06:32PM

Got home about an hour ago and put a big massive scrape on the side of the car. Was thinking about what a useless piece of sh** person I am, lost in thought about how much I despise myself. Suppose i deserve it.

everlast75 · 10-07-2017 06:37PM

When a mod removes something and I didn't get to see what was so controversial

Lorelli! · 10-07-2017 06:38PM

northgirl wrote: »

Got home about an hour ago and put a big massive scrape on the side of the car. Was thinking about what a useless piece of sh** person I am, lost in thought about how much I despise myself. Suppose i deserve it.

Don't be so hard on yourself!

I lost my bank card a few months ago and then misplaced my new one the other day but found it after about an hour of looking for it and almost crying. Since I came back from a break away I've lost my front door keys so I have to use the back door until they show up

Colser · 10-07-2017 06:45PM

northgirl wrote: »

Got home about an hour ago and put a big massive scrape on the side of the car. Was thinking about what a useless piece of sh** person I am, lost in thought about how much I despise myself. Suppose i deserve it.

No you're not,you're having a bad day that's all.

This might make you feel better...I was reversing someone elses very expensive car out my driveway early one morning last year,I caught the mirror on the gate ( never happened before or since)I pulled forward and reversed and did the same thing again..now that's a stupid thing to do .ðŸ˜

Paddy Cow · 10-07-2017 07:51PM

Lorelli! wrote: »

Don't be so hard on yourself!

I lost my bank card a few months ago and then misplaced my new one the other day but found it after about an hour of looking for it and almost crying. Since I came back from a break away I've lost my front door keys so I have to use the back door until they show up

I should staple my bank card to my forehead. So far I've managed to lose it three times this year :rolleyes: Twice I've had to get it replaced and the third time I didn't even realise it was missing until the bank rang me on a Monday morning to say that I had left my card in the machine after lodging a cheque on Friday. I've also walked away from an ATM after withdrawing €180 but I forgot to take the money :eek: Thankfully no one else took it and it got refunded to my account. I really need to become a celebrity so that I will have minions to take care of the day to day stuff :pac:

northgirl · 10-07-2017 08:09PM

Lorelli! wrote: »

Don't be so hard on yourself!

I lost my bank card a few months ago and then misplaced my new one the other day but found it after about an hour of looking for it and almost crying. Since I came back from a break away I've lost my front door keys so I have to use the back door until they show up

Colser wrote: »

No you're not,you're having a bad day that's all.

This might make you feel better...I was reversing someone elses very expensive car out my driveway early one morning last year,I caught the mirror on the gate ( never happened before or since)I pulled forward and reversed and did the same thing again..now that's a stupid thing to do .ðŸ˜

Cheers

Yes, definitely a bad day. No one else's fault though, anyway, it's over now and it is after all a very trivial annoyance

Nice to be able to vent in good company though

Tell me how · 10-07-2017 10:35PM

Was 23â„႒ in Ennis on Saturday evening, walked in to a friend's house this evening, he had an open fire on.

TA'd at unpredictable Irish weather (and our inability to accept this fact).

KatW4 · 11-07-2017 01:04AM

I usually wear boot heels on a night out but on Saturday I wore heels with a t bar thing. Some girl landed on my foot with her heel and now I have a swollen foot, a cut and a big blue bruise. No matter what shoe I put on, it hurts.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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