Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

osarusan · 07-07-2017 12:52PM

Didn't rinse the lid of my flask properly and now my coffee tastes slightly of washing-up liquid.

Not enough to stop me drinking it though.

osarusan · 07-07-2017 01:03PM

Actually, it was bad enough to stop me drinking it.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-07-2017 01:40PM

I'm allergic to myself.
Got a new glue in work and I have really bad allergies with it.
Sneezing, eyes running, my perfume is irritating me. The fabric softener off my clothes irritating me. I'm going around work with a dust mask on to try stop the fumes getting in on me but I can't even enjoy my sneezes because my eyes are sore.

northgirl · 07-07-2017 02:33PM

Colser wrote: »

When you message your friend after a night out but wake up in the morning and realise that you messaged the entire group ...mortified and never leaving the house again.

TA for you Colser but what did you say?! :pac:

Colser · 07-07-2017 03:08PM

northgirl wrote: »

TA for you Colser but what did you say?! :pac:

I'm trying to block it out by telling myself that it could have been worse...it couldn't reallyðŸ˜‚..it was a private joke that looks like something else.All still silent on the group so that says a lot.I've always said that phones are lethal..mix them with alcohol and it's all over.

Dramatik · 07-07-2017 03:26PM

Whenever I go to the barbers these days I have to wait as half of the staff are busy trimming guys beards.

Surreptitious · 07-07-2017 03:31PM

I am tortured.
My Sky isn't working so rang Sky, they said they couldn't fix it and sent me to an engineers. The engineers said it had nothing to do with them. Rang back Sky THREE times to try and work it out. They said ring your landlord to get it fixed?? It literally took hours on the phone for them to arrange for a Sky engineer to come to me. I dread my phone bill. Have their brains been replaced by bubble wrap, because I think they have. All they had to fkcing do from day one was send the engineer out and this has been going since June. One of them was humming and hawing on the phone and hadn't a clue. Who trains these people? Jesus wept.

ohnonotgmail · 07-07-2017 03:35PM

Some filthy beast has spilt coffee all over the inside of the work fridge and just left it there.

retro:electro · 07-07-2017 03:37PM

Surreptitious wrote: »

I am tortured.
My Sky isn't working so rang Sky, they said they couldn't fix it and sent me to an engineers. The engineers said it had nothing to do with them. Rang back Sky THREE times to try and work it out. They said ring your landlord to get it fixed?? It literally took hours on the phone for them to arrange for a Sky engineer to come to me. I dread my phone bill. Have their brains been replaced by bubble wrap, because I think they have. All they had to fkcing do from day one was send the engineer out and this has been going since June. One of them was humming and hawing on the phone and hadn't a clue. Who trains these people? Jesus wept.

I don't think there is a more annoying customer service system out there than Sky. The way they get you to speak into the automated machine to describe your problem, and then it can't recognise what you're saying! Ahh!! My voice gets more stressed and louder each time. I just want to shout "the fcuking tv isn't working you fcuking dumb fcuk!!!!!" "Sorry, we are having difficulty understanding your problem- please try again". Deep breaths.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-07-2017 03:44PM

anna080 wrote: »

I don't think there is a more annoying customer service system out there than Sky. The way they get you to speak into the automated machine to describe your problem, and then it can't recognise what you're saying! Ahh!! My voice gets more stressed and louder each time. I just want to shout "the fcuking tv isn't working you fcuking dumb fcuk!!!!!" "Sorry, we are having difficulty understanding your problem- please try again". Deep breaths.

This! I actually think eir must have a warning in my account. *physco alert*
I'm actually usually ready to rip off their heads and **** down their throats by the time I get to talk to a live person. One particular time about four years ago I was transferred about 9 times between different people/departments. The final person I got talking to tried to transfer me elsewhere and I'm actually losing my sh1t like a sh1t collector with amnesia ranting down the phone telling them they had riding customers down to such a fine art did they have lab rats to practice on and he's like "please Alex I'm trying to help you here". Lord I was only fit for the Valium by the end of it.

Actually annoyed me again thinking about it

Boom_Bap · 07-07-2017 03:46PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

This! I actually think eir must have a warning in my account. *physco alert*
I'm actually usually ready to rip off their heads and **** down their throats by the time I get to talk to a live person. One particular time about four years ago I was transferred about 9 times between different people/departments. The final person I got talking to tried to transfer me elsewhere and I'm actually losing my sh1t like a sh1t collector with amnesia ranting down the phone telling them they had riding customers down to such a fine art did they have lab rats to practice on and he's like "please Alex I'm trying to help you here". Lord I was only fit for the Valium by the end of it.

Actually annoyed me again thinking about it

I think I'll transfer move this post to another forum.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-07-2017 03:47PM

Personal issues

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-07-2017 03:48PM

TA I have 2 mins left to drink a whole can of Coke Zero I'll be burping the whole way back to work

jimgoose · 07-07-2017 03:48PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...I'm actually losing my sh1t like a sh1t collector with amnesia ranting down the phone telling them they had riding customers down to such a fine art did they have lab rats to practice on...

Oh yes, strong are you with the Force! :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Colser · 07-07-2017 03:54PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Personal issues

Long term illnessðŸ˜I'd be in there with you..the "I can't cope with BS "thread.

InTheTrees · 07-07-2017 11:42PM

You're in a line of cars and you come to a traffic light that goes red so traffic stops. Except the car in front of you keeps creeping creeping forward... so you have to keep creeping forward behind or you'll leave a huge gap.
Grr.

Loon E. Tick · 07-07-2017 11:54PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Personal issues

You do realise the majority of them a written by a troll (I know who he is) and some people spend their lives just replying to threads written by the same person. What gullible fools but he's a man child with the mental age of a 7 year old and Boards just allows him to to carry on deceiving everyone, the same troll who was the escort in the AMA escort thread and has thousands of accounts on here.

My TA when you get out of the shower, dry yourself vigorously and forget you have a foot blister.

Colser · 08-07-2017 12:34AM

When you're exhausted and get into bed but you know you need to go to the loo and just haven't the energy..I'm going to try and sleep through it.

Ted_YNWA · 08-07-2017 05:57AM

Colser wrote:

When you're exhausted and get into bed but you know you need to go to the loo and just haven't the energy..I'm going to try and sleep through it.

Or the same when you wake at early o'clock. If I get up & go, I'll be fully awake. Will only have a broken snooze if I stay in bed.

Ted_YNWA · 08-07-2017 06:06AM

And another thing, saw a chap wearing 2 baseball caps yesterday. Thought initially was a double peaked one, but was 2 separate ones on top of each other.

Winterlong · 08-07-2017 08:20AM

Waking up after a good night out and on looking at receipts seeing that I was spending €11 on some mad variety Gin and Tonics at one stage. Must have had money to burn.

Tell me how · 08-07-2017 08:25AM

When you get up in the morning, strip the bed clothes off the bad and put on a wash but 5 minutes later walk in to the bedroom and see a pillowcase on the floor.

mikemac2 · 08-07-2017 10:12AM

The word "punter" so beloved by tabloids - lucky punter wins lotto! Punters stranded by airline strike etc

A taximan was telling me once he gets punters around my area

I corrected him, excuse me I'm not a punter. Im the customer or I am your fare.That sorted that

This is my TA

Badly Drunk Boy · 08-07-2017 10:20AM

One of my neighbours has acquired a few terrier-type dogs. They yap-yap-yap when they see you, as if you're invading their territory. I'VE LIVED HERE FOR OVER 40 YEARS! YOU'RE HERE 6 MONTHS!!!!

Would a cannabis-type drug help for chilling out? (For either me or the dogs...)

Paddy Cow · 08-07-2017 10:48AM

I have a viral ulcer on my felt eye. If feels like there are shards of glass stuck in it and I have turned into a vampire and cannot stand any light at all

On the plus side I have to wear an eye patch and look like a pirate with my parrot on my shoulder :pac:

LadyMacBeth_ · 08-07-2017 11:18AM

Colser wrote: »

When you're exhausted and get into bed but you know you need to go to the loo and just haven't the energy..I'm going to try and sleep through it.

Same. I think I've reached that age where I need a commode

08-07-2017 11:49AM

mikemac2 wrote: »

The word "punter" so beloved by tabloids - lucky punter wins lotto! Punters stranded by airline strike etc

Scientist = Boffins
Singers = Crooners
People on a night out = Revellers

It's all gick.

TrustedApple · 08-07-2017 11:57AM

Post costs !!!!.

Its crazy how costly they have become.

Posted one letter to the UK, one Jiffy bag with 3 N64 games and and another jiffy bag with Pokemon cards both in ireland

20 euros !!!!!!. An post are gone crazy with there prices !!!. I only pay 4 euros to ship via Parcel Wizard !!!!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 08-07-2017 11:59AM

I wanted a roll for my lunch. Just a roll with butter. Nothing fancy. Went to pay for it, 3.95
Apparently that's the price, fillings or not.

DoozerT6 · 08-07-2017 12:13PM

Loon E. Tick wrote: »

You do realise the majority of them a written by a troll (I know who he is) and some people spend their lives just replying to threads written by the same person. What gullible fools but he's a man child with the mental age of a 7 year old and Boards just allows him to to carry on deceiving everyone, the same troll who was the escort in the AMA escort thread and has thousands of accounts on here.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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