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Tongue Twisters

  • 02-08-2003 11:46PM
    #1
    Gordon
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    I heard this one for the first time on my early morning late night drive to Dublin from Cork the other day.

    Betty bought a bit of better butter to make her bit of bitter butter better. But when Betty brought her bit of better butter to make her bit of bitter butter better honw - her bit of better butter was bitter.

    Any more?

    (For all you Danish people out there -
    Melle Mister Messen melle manga melaria)


Comments

  • #2
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Betty bought a bit of butter, but the bit of butter Betty bought was bitter so Betty bought a bit of better butter to make the bitter butter better.

    The sixth sick shiek's sixth sick sheep. <-- this is tough !

    She sells sea shells by the sea shore, the shells she sells are sea shells I'm sure.

    (Game Keeper)
    I'm not a phesant plucker, I'm a phesant pluckers son and I'm only plucking phesants till the phesant plucker comes.

    keep repeating as fast as possible:--> good blood, bad blood


  • #3
    Kappar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭Kappar


    "I rattled me bottles in hollix's yard me bottles i rattled in hollix's yard" try say that quick a few times


  • #4
    Evil Phil
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    Please purple plums pick.


  • #5
    Gordon
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    Heh.

    Red lorry, yellow lorry (also say it fast)


  • #6
    Modesty78
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭Modesty78


    (For all you Danish people out there -
    Melle Mister Messen melle manga melaria)

    Sorry Gordon, this doesn't really make sense, even though I am Danish, but all your other tongue twisters, they make sense AND they are hard.

    Mode


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  • #7
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    :confused:

    Mr. Messen the painter paints lots of pictures (or maybe that should be - big pictures). A Danish woman told me that along with the old Rot Grot Med Fleudthe one (mashed Strawberries with cream)

    Was she telling me porkie pies?


  • #8
    Modesty78
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    Melle Mister Messen melle manga melaria

    This is what it should be: Maler mester Messen maler mange malerier.

    The other one should be Rødgrød med fløde.

    SO she wasn't telling you porkies, it just didn't make sense spelled like that :D

    Mode


  • #9
    Sleipnir
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    2 words,

    Toy Boat


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