Do you shower every morning?

Murrisk · 01-06-2017 11:12PM

John_Rambo wrote: »

I live an active life and I have active kids. I cycle to and from work, I have a stressful (enjoyable) job and an active sex life, my sport involves adrenaline and wetsuits and I frequently eat spicy food that involves fresh garlic, chilies, coriander and ginger, I frequently drink red wine and Guinness.

John_Rambo · 01-06-2017 11:33PM

Murrisk wrote: »

I'm tone deaf. I can't play musical instruments, I can't grow a beard (the Taliban would fire me after a disappointing three years of no shaving). I'm a mongo pusher on a board. But... I do like beer and food!

So you got me there! Otherwise, my post is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I appreciate your interest and photoshop skills regarding my personal hygiene and life.

Stoner · 01-06-2017 11:42PM

Sam Kade wrote:

A certain minority could give the worst smelly b@stard a run for his money.

Farmers ? That's an unfair generalisation TBH.

Murrisk · 02-06-2017 03:33AM

John_Rambo wrote: »

I appreciate your interest and photoshop skills regarding my personal hygiene and life.

Photoshop, are you mad? MS Paint.

02-06-2017 07:56AM

John_Rambo wrote: »

I live an active life and I have active kids. I cycle to and from work, I have a stressful (enjoyable) job and an active sex life, my sport involves adrenaline and wetsuits and I frequently eat spicy food that involves fresh garlic, chilies, coriander and ginger, I frequently drink red wine and Guinness.

So, for me it's at least once a day. Usually twice. I tear through socks and underwear, but that's how it goes.

Maybe if I was a lazy eunuch that led a sedentary, boring life it would be less.

I don't have kids or play sport but I eat mountains of spicy food and drink lots of Guinness and see no reason why that requires a shower every day?

breadman · 02-06-2017 09:06AM

John_Rambo wrote: »

I live an active life and I have active kids. I cycle to and from work, I have a stressful (enjoyable) job and an active sex life, my sport involves adrenaline and wetsuits and I frequently eat spicy food that involves fresh garlic, chilies, coriander and ginger, I frequently drink red wine and Guinness.

So, for me it's at least once a day. Usually twice. I tear through socks and underwear, but that's how it goes.

Maybe if I was a lazy eunuch that led a sedentary, boring life it would be less.

Sounds like you are applying for a job Rambo impressive cv and a big image to live up to.

John_Rambo · 02-06-2017 10:00AM

Konnor Modern Oasis wrote: »

I don't have kids or play sport but I eat mountains of spicy food and drink lots of Guinness and see no reason why that requires a shower every day?

Hey Nox. It's very obvious, but you seem unaware that spicy foods increase body odor by making you sweat more.

Also, spicy foods, such as those containing curry or garlic, result in sulfur-containing gases when the body breaks them down. These odoriferous gases can be released through pores, giving the body an unpleasant smell for a few hours

Booze - as alcohol is broken down and moves through the body, some of it seeps out through the pores resulting in body odour.

Fire away with any more questions.

breadman wrote: »

Sounds like you are applying for a job Rambo impressive cv and a big image to live up to.

Thanks dude, I do my best.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 02-06-2017 10:25AM

Konnor Modern Oasis wrote: »

I don't have kids or play sport but I eat mountains of spicy food and drink lots of Guinness and see no reason why that requires a shower every day?

Nox, please.

Ragnar Lothbrok · 02-06-2017 10:26AM

I'm usually an every-morning showerer but I didn't shower this morning :eek::eek::eek:

None of my colleagues have started moving their desks away...........YET!

Ush1 · 02-06-2017 10:26AM

Spicy food and Guinness with no shower will give a fierce bang off your hole is what they're trying to say.

02-06-2017 10:29AM

John_Rambo wrote: »

Hey Nox. It's very obvious, but you seem unaware that spicy foods increase body odor by making you sweat more.

Also, spicy foods, such as those containing curry or garlic, result in sulfur-containing gases when the body breaks them down. These odoriferous gases can be released through pores, giving the body an unpleasant smell for a few hours

Booze - as alcohol is broken down and moves through the body, some of it seeps out through the pores resulting in body odour.

Fire away with any more questions.

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Nope, still not seeing the need for this ritual of a shower every morning. Every second or third evening does me just fine. The thought of having to get up and have a morning shower is depressing never mind every morning.

Showering is an obsession for some going by this thread.

Ush1 wrote: »

Spicy food and Guinness with no shower will give a fierce bang off your hole is what they're trying to say.

We aren't dogs, I don't tend to have people sniffing my arse.

pilly · 02-06-2017 10:30AM

Ush1 wrote: »

Spicy food and Guinness with no shower will give a fierce bang off your hole is what they're trying to say.

Not just your hole, your whole body will stink.

Ush1 · 02-06-2017 10:30AM

Konnor Modern Oasis wrote: »

We aren't dogs, I don't tend to have people sniffing my arse.

They likely don't need to be near your arse.

Kimbot · 02-06-2017 10:31AM

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

I'm usually an every-morning showerer but I didn't shower this morning :eek::eek::eek:

None of my colleagues have started moving their desks away...........YET!

Will ya stop I can smell ya from here

:pac:

John_Rambo · 02-06-2017 10:53AM

Konnor Modern Oasis wrote: »

Nope, still not seeing the need for this ritual of a shower every morning. Every second or third evening does me just fine. The thought of having to get up and have a morning shower is depressing never mind every morning.

It’s a fine balance between mental health and personal hygiene you have there.

Keep the chin up. Long weekend ahead.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 02-06-2017 10:56AM

I always feel much better after a shower. Life falling apart? Take a shower. But seriously, is there people out there who'd get out of the shower raging they bothered? Doubt it

pilly · 02-06-2017 10:58AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I always feel much better after a shower. Life falling apart? Take a shower. But seriously, is there people out there who'd get out of the shower raging they bothered? Doubt it

It does piss me off at times to have to blow dry my hair every day.

02-06-2017 11:00AM

John_Rambo wrote: »

It?s a fine balance between mental health and personal hygiene you have there.

Keep the chin up. Long weekend ahead.

Very long weekend for me :pac:, on the beer all day yesterday and haven't even gotten up yet today!

The Moldy Gowl · 02-06-2017 11:00AM

Do you gel your hair nox?

John_Rambo · 02-06-2017 11:01AM

Konnor Modern Oasis wrote: »

Very long weekend for me :pac:, on the beer all day yesterday and haven't even gotten up yet today!

Legend.

02-06-2017 11:01AM

The Moldy Gowl wrote: »

Do you gel your hair nox?

Yes I do, every day.

The Moldy Gowl · 02-06-2017 11:21AM

Konnor Modern Oasis wrote: »

Yes I do, every day.

How can you style your hair with day old wax in it?
I use wax and if i go to bed with it i wouldn't be able to style it

02-06-2017 11:37AM

The Moldy Gowl wrote: »

How can you style your hair with day old wax in it?
I use wax and if i go to bed with it i wouldn't be able to style it

It's completely gone from my hair by evening, wouldn't even know it was in it earlier. I even sometimes skip washing my hair anyway when I have a shower if it's late and I don't feel like having to dry it.

The Moldy Gowl · 02-06-2017 12:05PM

Konnor Modern Oasis wrote: »

It's completely gone from my hair by evening, wouldn't even know it was in it earlier. I even sometimes skip washing my hair anyway when I have a shower if it's late and I don't feel like having to dry it.

You're a guy. Drying our hair is rubbing it with a towel.

Look after you're hygiene a bit more pro actively and you will find yourself attracting more girls. From what you tell us here, it looks bad on paper at least.
Id hazard a guess you're teeth dont get a clean either.

02-06-2017 12:14PM

The Moldy Gowl wrote: »

You're a guy. Drying our hair is rubbing it with a towel.

Look after you're hygiene a bit more pro actively and you will find yourself attracting more girls. From what you tell us here, it looks bad on paper at least.
Id hazard a guess you're teeth dont get a clean either.

I don't have generic "4 blade all round" hair, without a good few mins with a hair dryer I'd be going to bed with a wet head and waking up sick the next day.

Of course I brush my teeth morning and evening and I don't need to attract girls as I'm in a long term relationship.

Glenster · 02-06-2017 12:21PM

Konnor Modern Oasis wrote: »

It's completely gone from my hair by evening, wouldn't even know it was in it earlier. I even sometimes skip washing my hair anyway when I have a shower if it's late and I don't feel like having to dry it.

If you have longish hair and you put gel in it, it is 100% not gone from your hair in the evening.

02-06-2017 12:26PM

Glenster wrote: »

If you have longish hair and you put gel in it, it is 100% not gone from your hair in the evening.

It 100% is, If I'm doing something in the evening I need to reapply gel as its gone.

The Moldy Gowl · 02-06-2017 12:28PM

The poor girl

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 02-06-2017 12:30PM

I have hair below my bra strap. I have neither died from pneumonia from washing it or over exertion blasting it with a hair dryer for a few minutes.

Kimbot · 02-06-2017 12:31PM

Konnor Modern Oasis wrote: »

It 100% is, If I'm doing something in the evening I need to reapply gel as its gone.

The gel is more than likely still there, just not holding your hair in the same manner but it doesnt just disappear after a few hours cos it has to be washed out for it to go properly.

Do you shower every morning?

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