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Fyre Festival

  • 29-04-2017 10:05AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭


    I don't know if anyone else is following this story, but a good place to catch up is with this NPR report. Basically, a bunch of Millennials paid stupid money to go to a luxury private music festival, organised by Ja Rule on an island in the Bahamas. Blink-182 was going to be there, plus DJs who had done remixes for Middle Eastern royalty! The audience were to be ferried there by chartered plane.

    The plane ride was about the only thing that went according to plan. The "luxury accomodations" were disaster relief tents, and the gourmet catering was ham & cheese sandwiches with salad. There was almost no lighting or security. Phone chargers were promised - got to keep up the social medai influencing - but no luck there. Blink-182 pulled out because they weren't happy with the production and safety. People were freaking out and the organisers had to arrange flights home. There was looting, people setting fire to stuff ... it all went a bit Lord Of The Flies out there, for a bit. The NME has social media reports & pictures, here. I haven't even looked at the Reddit yet.

    That was this weekend, and the plan was to do that all again next weekend. Really? Meanwhile, a now-deleted tweet raises the possibility that Ja Rule was trolling everyone, or his Twitter account was hacked. Could be faked, too. Either way, some lessons have been learned, ja think?

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    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭Celticfire


    I guess they followed the Web Summit handbook to hosting an event.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Sounds like Slane 85


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Sounds like Slane 85
    Or Reading 95, if tickets started at $1200 for general admission and went up to well in to five figures per person ...

    This article has some more background from a talent promoter who was briefly involved in the planning back in March. He left after four days after his agreed pay was cut by a third and was told there was no money for artist advances.

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    This was the video promoting this thing



    Not one single mention of any music artist or actual cultural reference except "Island used to be owned by Pablo Escobar" lol

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    buried wrote: »
    This was the video promoting this thing
    And the Comments section is on Fyre! :p

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    What's your issue with Millennials? I'm one and had no part in this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    This millennial bolloxology going around what age group we talking about here?

    Seems like nonsense to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Nervous Wreck


    Pretty sure that tweet is fake. Too many characters for one thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 281 ✭✭skankkuvhima


    This is one of the most entertaining things I have ever read about


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Yeah that one is fake.

    Some funny actual ones doing the rounds though

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    Bullet The Blue Shirts



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 281 ✭✭skankkuvhima


    Some great comments from reddit

    Sure, they lost a lot of money and got ****ty food/accommodations, but it's not like they're in any real danger. At least they HAVE food and shelter. Just think of it as a glamping trip. Except instead of glamping, it's just camping. Really expensive camping. On an island, with wild dogs.

    The first step is domesticating the dogs.

    Seeing those massive douche nozzles have a bad time sort of makes this a good thing overall.

    Holy **** those "lunches". Two slices of bread, two slices of kraft singles and ****ing lettuce. Id rather hunt a feral dog and eat that. Its like they paid for a wilderness survival experience or something.

    The feral dog would be more nutritious.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    I've been following it. Total clusterfuck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    This millennial bolloxology going around what age group we talking about here?
    Not all Millennials, just the ones with more money than sense ... ;)

    Meanwhile, Ja Rule is Heartbroken.

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    I've been following it since the start, it's brilliant. There is one Twitter account that has been calling it out as a scam from the time the "festival" was announced.

    Some of the stuff on Reddit is fun, however alot of it is fake with people just taking the piss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭RayCon


    latest?cb=20121205194057


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Going to be a lot of legal action after this.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    The sandwiches :D


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Some of the tweets

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    The "Concierge" area

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    The campsite

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Stuck on an island in the Bahamas the poor darlings


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    Rumour has it the feral dogs refused the sandwiches too :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Some of the stuff on twitter and reddit about it, is hilarious.

    https://twitter.com/LokiJulianus/status/858123637852917760


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Bella Hadid - who was in the promo video - is washing her hands of this whole affair:

    https://twitter.com/bellahadid/status/858409189269544960

    At least the organisers appear to be offering everyone a full refund:

    https://twitter.com/Ruleyork/status/858727553967808513

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Still not as bad as Ox....actually not sure if I am allowed finish that sentence?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Well the tweet is fake because I heard theyre being refunded for it. Also its very illegal to rob people of millions of dollars and tell them tough luck its a social experiment so I'm keeping it


  • Posts: 33,400 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The funny bit for me is not having a clue who any of the celebrities or acts involved are. OK, I've heard of Blink-182, but apart from that, whoosh. I guess I'm not in their target age or social class demographic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,222 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Wow, 28 posts and not a single "dumpster fyre" joke? You disappoint me, AH. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    What did they think would happen?

    Ja Rule can't even spell "Fire" right...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    You would have to wonder how they got it so wrong? They were raking in the money. Paid in advance. Put on a decent show and rake it in again next year.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    In accordance with the rule of "all publicity is good publicity" how much airtime have they generated with this so far?

    How much more airtime will they get if they go ahead with Fyre II next year?

    That said, I haven't laughed this much in ages!


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