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Ann Summers parcel

  • 26-04-2017 02:58PM
    #1
    GuessWhoEh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭


    Has anyone ever gotten deliveries from Ann Summers? What's the packaging like?

    I don't want any awkward encounters if one of the parents has to open the door and I physically haven't the time to pop into Ann Summers plus, online is cheaper!


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  • #2
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,308 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Are you near a Parcel Motel location?


  • #3
    Macca07
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Macca07


    http://www.annsummers.com/deliveryreturns/

    They have a YouTube video explaining their packaging


  • #4
    VinLieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,140 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    Come on now OP.... what did ya get? ;)


  • #5
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Its a big pink parcel with feathers attached.
    There's writing on it which reads -
    'Ooer missus I'm a right kinky minx don't you know'


  • #6
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It's a big brown box that says PORN on it.


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  • #7
    vandriver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,476 ✭✭✭vandriver


    They turn everything on to test it,and sometimes forget to turn them off again.


    Buzz,buzzz


  • #8
    fxotoole
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    Parcel Motel.

    [/thread]


  • #9
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Have it sent it to your gran's house instead.


  • #10
    bobmalooka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭bobmalooka


    OSI wrote: »
    There is no packaging. They just stick an address label on your giant pink dildo and shove it in the nearest post box.

    Lies

    It won't fit through, they leave it on the doorstep


  • #11
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Buttplugs4u


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  • #12
    Sue Pa Key Pa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,060 ✭✭✭Sue Pa Key Pa


    C'mon OP, How big is your package?


  • #13
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Boring answer, but its plain packaging.

    No Ann Summers name anywhere.


  • #14
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,037 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Glenster wrote: »
    Boring answer, but its plain packaging.

    No Ann Summers name anywhere.

    booooooooooo


  • #15
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    OSI wrote: »
    There is no packaging. They just stick an address label on your giant pink dildo and shove it in the nearest post box.

    Yip.


  • #16
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    It's just a plain brown box OP, or it used to be anyway. I had an Ann Summers party a few years ago and all of the orders were delivered to my house afterwards. Everything was just in a brown box. I think any underwear was in one of those sealed opaque bags, same as you'd get if you order clothes from any store online. It shouldn't look 'suspicious' at all.


  • #17
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    You could always ask the delivery company (DP...d) to drop it in by the back door.

    Anyway AS strikes me as being tacky and its stuff has a reputation for being poorly-made.


  • #18
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    ''special delivery for GUESSWHOEH THE DIRTY HOOR''


  • #19
    vandriver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,476 ✭✭✭vandriver


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    You could always the delivery company (DP...d) to drop it in by the back door.

    Anyway AS strikes me as being tacky and its stuff has a reputation for being poorly-made.
    Well done,sir


  • #20
    Arcade_Tryer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭Arcade_Tryer


    OSI wrote: »
    There is no packaging. They just stick an address label on your giant pink dildo and shove it in the nearest post box.
    What if it's too big?


  • #21
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    Plain packaging/box, but the delivery driver knows where it has come from.


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  • #22
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    A "friend" of mine is a delivery driver for them and any package delivered is completely unidentifiable.

    However his truck , is a forty foot one is emblazoned in with Ann Summers products.He also has a large horn to announce his arrival... the horn is on the truck.


  • #23
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    It doesn't matter what the packaging is like, if your ma is anything like mine she'll open it either way.


  • #24
    kittensmittens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,074 ✭✭✭kittensmittens


    corner of hells wrote: »
    A "friend" of mine is a delivery driver for them and any package delivered is completely unidentifiable.

    However his truck , is a forty foot one is emblazoned in with Ann Summers products.He also has a large horn to announce his arrival... the horn is on the truck.

    Exactly how long have you waited to tell that story? You must have known having a mate who delivers for AS would be a usuable anecdote at some point in AH? :P:D

    OT, stuff is overpriced for the cheap quality, esp the underwear which is rubbish quality.


  • #25
    Discodog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,066 ✭✭✭✭Discodog


    Get a document tube from an Art shop. Fill it with sweets & print off the Anne Summers logo & attach it to the tube & send it registered delivery :pac:


  • #26
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Maybe give Ann a shout herself and specify how you want the stuff
    delivered.


  • #27
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    You could always the delivery company (DP...d) to drop it in by the back door.

    Anyway AS strikes me as being tacky and its stuff has a reputation for being poorly-made.
    kittensmittens wrote: »
    corner of hells wrote: »
    A "friend" of mine is a delivery driver for them and any package delivered is completely unidentifiable.

    However his truck , is a forty foot one is emblazoned in with Ann Summers products.He also has a large horn to announce his arrival... the horn is on the truck.

    Exactly how long have you waited to tell that story? You must have known having a mate who delivers for AS would be a usuable anecdote at some point in AH? :P:D

    OT, stuff is overpriced for the cheap quality, esp the underwear which is rubbish quality.


    Do these answers mean you two have managed to wear out a "toy" from overuse ?


  • #28
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 11,123 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    It doesn't matter what the packaging is like, if your ma is anything like mine she'll open it either way.

    Reminds me of the time when I used to keep Tarantulas as pets and I used to get them delivered to my job.They basically put a 24 hour heat pack in the box to keep them nice and warm and survive the journey from wherever.
    Anyway the old receptionist knew never to open packages for me as Id told her what was in them.
    So this new receptionist starts and I tell her not to open packages for me. She decides that shes going be smart about it and open all packages that come in regardless who they are addressed to.
    So next delivery arrives with 2 tarantulas in it that are 8 inches long.

    Well I never heard someone scream the way she did. But she didn't open packages addressed to anyone else again!!!


  • #29
    gerard2210
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭gerard2210


    I had a registered package from China for a woman on my route, "9 VIBRATORS " was written in fairly large lettering and of course it was registered. The poor woman was mortified signing for it. Apparently they were for a hen party.


  • #30
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #31
    mailforkev
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭mailforkev


    A couple of years ago my parents were away so I was popping over to their house every couple of days to check up, collect mail etc.

    Whilst there the postie called with a parcel for the retiree next door neighbours. They weren't in, he said, would I mind taking it for them. No problem said I.

    It was plain "discreet" packing but a seasoned perv like myself can spot a Lovehoney label a mile away.

    Dropped it in a while later and gave the old lad next door a knowing smile and nod. Not sure how I kept a straight face.

    Hope I'm still getting filth parcels delivered in my 70s!


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