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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #722
    [Deleted User]
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    gramar wrote: »
    I'm sure I have a few peculiarities but moreso borne out of habit than
    bona fide ocd'ness.
    That said you may not have noticed but there is an even number of vowels in the above sentence for a reason. But that's only on Thursdays. If the date is an odd number though only. Same as that one. That one has also. <<<

    What would you consider to be a 'posh' sport?

    Polo

    Do you fight or flight?


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    #723
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Polo

    Do you fight or flight?

    I think you have to assess each situation and then run like hell.

    Have you ever been asked if you are threatening somebody?


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    #724
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    I think you have to assess each situation and then run like hell.

    Have you ever been asked if you are threatening somebody?

    Yes, by Cornholio.

    Have you ever seen a perfume advert that made any f**king sense?


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    #725
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Yes, by Cornholio.

    Have you ever seen a perfume advert that made any f**king sense?

    I think they're made by the same people who make tampon ads.

    Would you be interested in visiting the wreckage of the Titanic?


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    #726
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    I think they're made by the same people who make tampon ads.

    Would you be interested in visiting the wreckage of the Titanic?

    I'm busy this afternoon, but if we can re-arrange it for the weekend I'll head along, thanks!

    Have you ever contemplated a complete change in your career?


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    #727
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    I'm busy this afternoon, but if we can re-arrange it for the weekend I'll head along, thanks!

    Have you ever contemplated a complete change in your career?


    I am contemplating such a thing right now.
    Not a complete change but certainly a different sector.

    Are you typecast as in the type of work you do?


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    #728
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    I am contemplating such a thing right now.
    Not a complete change but certainly a different sector.

    Are you typecast as in the type of work you do?

    Oh definitely, get stuck with all the sh1te that is to be done.

    Do you ever read the title of this thread as The Knockers interview Thread :) ?


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    #729
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    73Cat wrote: »
    Oh definitely, get stuck with all the sh1te that is to be done.

    Do you ever read the title of this thread as The Knockers interview Thread :) ?

    thought i was the only one!

    Do you think the Dublin store "Knobs and Knockers" was named that way on purpose?


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    #730
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    everlast75 wrote: »
    thought i was the only one!

    Do you think the Dublin store "Knobs and Knockers" was named that way on purpose?

    Definitely !

    Have you ever been in there to look for a knob/knocker :)?


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    #731
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    73Cat wrote: »
    Definitely !

    Have you ever been in there to look for a knob/knocker :)?

    no, but I've been in plenty of places looking for the latter.

    When was the last time you partook in a "slow set"?


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    #732
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    everlast75 wrote: »
    no, but I've been in plenty of places looking for the latter.

    When was the last time you partook in a "slow set"?

    I am going to guess 1990 or thereabouts:)

    Have you ever had to ask a child to stop licking windows?


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    #733
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    I am going to guess 1990 or thereabouts:)

    Have you ever had to ask a child to stop licking windows?

    No, I have to tell the dog not to lick things he shouldn't at times.

    Do you tend to attract the attention of weirdos?


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    #734
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    No, I have to tell the dog not to lick things he shouldn't at times.

    Do you tend to attract the attention of weirdos?

    I'm on here, aren't I?

    Are you happy with the Electric Picnic line up?


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    #735
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    I'm on here, aren't I?

    Are you happy with the Electric Picnic line up?

    Touché.

    I couldn't name one act in the line up so I'm a bit indifferent.

    What do you most like to pluck?


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    #736
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    Touché.

    I couldn't name one act in the line up so I'm a bit indifferent.

    What do you most like to pluck?

    Pheasants

    Have you ever had someone give you a bucket of live crabs ?


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    #737
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    73Cat wrote: »
    Pheasants

    Have you ever had someone give you a bucket of live crabs ?

    Not a bucket, but I was given a crotch of crabs:)

    What's your preference, steak house or seafood place?


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    #738
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Pheasants

    Have you ever had someone give you a bucket of live crabs ?

    I'd prefer if someone didn't give me any crabs.

    Have you ever eaten cockles or mussels?


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    #739
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Not a bucket, but I was given a crotch of crabs:)

    What's your preference, steak house or seafood place?

    Steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    gramar wrote: »
    I'd prefer if someone didn't give me any crabs.

    Have you ever eaten cockles or mussels?

    mussels - yes.

    have you ever had grinds for an exam?


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    #740
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mussels - yes.

    have you ever had grinds for an exam?

    I had a few french ones years ago.
    Je ne sais pas si elles ont fait beaucoup de différence.

    What was your favourite exam cheating technique?


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    #741
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    None of them.

    Are you tired?


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    #742
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    None of them.

    Are you tired?

    I am a little tired.

    Lined paper or squared paper?


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    #743
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Lined paper.

    Do you like your handwriting?


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    #744
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    Lined paper.

    Do you like your handwriting?

    It's poor enough.

    Do you always write the same?


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    #745
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    No, actually.

    You?


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    #746
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    No, actually.

    You?

    I don't always.

    Does your face ring a bell?


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    #747
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't always.

    Does your face ring a bell?
    It smashes mirrors.

    How many mirrors in your bedroom?


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    #748
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    It smashes mirrors.

    How many mirrors in your bedroom?

    One big one on the ceiling.

    Do you have any fans?


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    #749
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    It smashes mirrors.

    How many mirrors in your bedroom?

    just the one on the ceiling.

    do you take any supplements?


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    #750
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    One big one on the ceiling.

    Do you have any fans?
    everlast75 wrote: »
    just the one on the ceiling.

    do you take any supplements?

    (I think an incorrect conclusion will be drawn from the above two answers..)

    I have zero fans. Check out how many of my posts are liked.

    What time do you finish work everyday?


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    #751
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    everlast75 wrote: »
    (I think an incorrect conclusion will be drawn from the above two answers..)

    I have zero fans. Check out how many of my posts are liked.

    What time do you finish work everyday?

    I've no set time, sometimes I've have security trying to kick me out of the building after midnight a few times.

    What's the longest shift you've put in?


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