Just off to cuddle my wife...

21-02-2017 01:39AM #1

...I see so many threads about the "met a girl on Tinder/worst/best sexual encounter, great/bad first dates stuff", so here's the other experience.

Heading up to bed now, it's 25 years since we first hooked up, she is still the most beautiful woman I know, the few grey hairs make her even more attractive. And she will leave for work in the morning at 7am and the bed will seem so lonely without her.

So any boringly humdrum stories like mine, or am I in the minority?

21-02-2017 01:41AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

...I see so many threads about the "met a girl on Tinder/worst/best sexual encounter, great/bad first dates stuff", so here's the other experience.

Heading up to bed now, it's 25 years since we first hooked up, she is still the most beautiful woman I know, the few grey hairs make her even more attractive. And she will leave for work in the morning at 7am and the bed will seem so lonely without her.

So any boringly humdrum stories like mine, or am I in the minority?

Swap 11 years in for 25 and I hear ya

Esel · 21-02-2017 01:43AM

On a promise, OP?

punisher5112 · 21-02-2017 01:43AM

Who was cuddling before you. You really should check the wardrobes.

am i bovvered · 21-02-2017 01:52AM

Congrats, I got a hot ass wife who is sexy as hell , married over 20 years.
I'm laughing cause if she was reading this she would say 'what the bloody hell are you doing on boards.ie at this time of night, I am here in bed waiting and I've got to get up at 7 !!!'
:-)

clairewithani · 21-02-2017 01:56AM

That is lovely op. Lucky girl. Can't remember last time I had a cuddle.

Johnboner · 21-02-2017 01:58AM

am i bovvered wrote: »

Congrats, I got a hot ass wife who is sexy as hell , married over 20 years.
I'm laughing cause if she was reading this she would say 'what the bloody hell are you doing on boards.ie at this time of night, I am here in bed waiting and I've got to get up at 7 !!!'
:-)

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah, wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah, Ill do the wiggle yeah.

milehip · 21-02-2017 02:00AM

Hope theres no house alrams going off anywhere near you op.
I hear they're fierce annoying

Zaph · 21-02-2017 02:00AM

Met my wife 8 years ago today (thanks to Boards

). Best 8 years ever.

punisher5112 · 21-02-2017 02:01AM

Zaph wrote: »

Met my wife 8 years ago today (thanks to Boards ). Best 8 years ever.

You won't be saying that in 8 years.

punisher5112 · 21-02-2017 02:02AM

I can dance, I can dance everybody look at their pants.

21-02-2017 02:05AM

Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)

Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And friendship
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qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 21-02-2017 02:19AM

Can't beat an aul cuddle though

longshanks · 21-02-2017 02:22AM

clairewithani wrote: »

That is lovely op. Lucky girl. Can't remember last time I had a cuddle.

C'mere to me you...

Surreptitious · 21-02-2017 02:23AM

I love snuggles. Lying on a nice broad chest listening to someone's heartbeat

ChikiChiki · 21-02-2017 02:52AM

Cuddles are fantastic for the first two minutes until the irritation sets in as you gradually get all hot and uncomfortable.

everlast75 · 21-02-2017 02:58AM

ChikiChiki wrote: »

Cuddles are fantastic for the first two minutes until the irritation sets in as you gradually get all hot and uncomfortable.

You oul romantic you!

endacl · 21-02-2017 03:01AM

Deleted User wrote: »

And she will leave for work in the morning at 7am and the bed will seem so lonely without her.

clairewithani wrote: »

That is lovely op. Lucky girl. Can't remember last time I had a cuddle.

Right. Get yourself round to Conor's for 7am. Your side of the bed will be pre-warmed. Job done! Win-win?

PARlance · 21-02-2017 04:49AM

ChikiChiki wrote: »

Cuddles are fantastic for the first two minutes until the irritation sets in as you gradually get all hot and uncomfortable.

They're fine until you realise it's just going to be a cuddle.

Lovely Bloke · 21-02-2017 09:19AM

The boiled sausages look like a bowl of mickeys though.

@Zaph - 8 years? Wtf? is it that long?

mcgiggles · 21-02-2017 09:24AM

14 years together this year, think he's hotter now than he ever was, stupidly happy with him, only want to kill him a small bit of the time, but that passes

getting married at Christmas, can't wait for the party!

Jrop · 21-02-2017 09:39AM

mcgigles with himself 19 years this year, got married 3 years ago and it's even better being his Mrs officially

Noddyholder · 21-02-2017 09:46AM

What a lovely thread to read first thing this morning, Fair play Op and others here.

Four Phucs Ache · 21-02-2017 09:55AM

10 years this year and cuddles are rampant at the house because she's hell bent on creating another little human.

I'm f**kin wrecked.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 21-02-2017 11:03AM

Hopefully there are many more such years ahead Conor. We are married since 1971 and it's still cuddle time every night. You, I believe, are in the majority despite what online forums might suggest.

GLaDOS · 21-02-2017 11:10AM

Cuddles are the best

Fratton Fred · 21-02-2017 11:25AM

Deleted User wrote: »

...I see so many threads about the "met a girl on Tinder/worst/best sexual encounter, great/bad first dates stuff", so here's the other experience.

Heading up to bed now, it's 25 years since we first hooked up, she is still the most beautiful woman I know, the few grey hairs make her even more attractive. And she will leave for work in the morning at 7am and the bed will seem so lonely without her.

So any boringly humdrum stories like mine, or am I in the minority?

married ten years in March, sixteen years together in total.

Neither of us would look at another and we still behave like love struck teenagers a lot of the time (much to the mortification of our teenage daughter).

Whilst we both enjoy a night out, a cuddle on the sofa with a good film, a good red wine and some nice cheese is still one of our favourite things to do.

sbsquarepants · 21-02-2017 11:31AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Heading up to bed now, it's 25 years since we first hooked up, she is still the most beautiful woman I know, the few grey hairs make her even more attractive. And she will leave for work in the morning at 7am and the bed will seem so lonely without her.

Why aren't you going to work.
Kept man eh, I like it - teach me oh wise one.

I'm with my missus about 11 years or so, every so often I catch of glimpse of her and think "fúck me, she's hot!" Then it's straight back to the agro:D

IrishZeus · 21-02-2017 11:40AM

4 years married this year. Only met her 5 years ago. Two beautiful daughters in the meantime.

Nothing compares to a happy relationship. Dont miss the dating scene at all and couldn't imagine being without her and the kids.

Mind you, I mix the cuddles with the odd slap on the arse to keep her on her toes. Can't have her getting complacent

elperello · 21-02-2017 11:42AM

Take it away lads....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7YmqBaH2jk

Pickpocket · 21-02-2017 11:46AM

In a relationship for the past 14 years. She thinks I'm very cynical about marriage and so avoids bringing it up. But I've already sneakily picked out a ring and will be proposing this summer!

Just off to cuddle my wife...

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