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Lahvlahn Thread from 18/11/16 so to speak

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Red Kev, we should be relieved that it's likely to be a rip-off of Mrs Merton.


    I'd rather watch something more original than a rip off of an existing character. Anyeay, he won't be able to touch her in a comedy sense; it was her subtlety that was the genius in her comedy.

    BO'C will just ask about "sitting on a hard bone", or some other sexual innuendo, follwed up by the "NAHAHAHAHAHAH" trademark laugh. It's fine if someone else wants to watch it, but not me.

    Ironically one of my favourite comedies of all time is "Extras", (of which B'OC tapped into when he copied the "When the Whistle Blows" part of it). But that is missing the point entirely as the joke was that When the Whistle Blows isn't actually funny at all as it's the same joke over and over again.

    The last programme in that, where he ends out in Celebrity Big Brother is class IMO.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    I agree, Mena - The Kumars were funny but I personally couldn't cope with the entire Mrs. Brown's Boys cast on a couch, I reckon it will be better with Mrs. Brown on her own.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    I agree, Mena - The Kumars were funny but I personally couldn't cope with the entire Mrs. Brown's Boys cast on a couch, I reckon it will be better with Mrs. Brown on her own.

    Yeah he'd be liable to come out with anything in the line of questions. Only the bravest of the brave will be guests. The wait begins.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Sorry, but Brendan O'Carroll will never be anywhere near this.





  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    People from Pakistan and India have a great sense of humour.

    Just don't expect the ladies to shake your hand after doing a deal so to speak


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,138 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Will BOC be interviewing Syl? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Only two wurds did come into me head when I did hurded dat Brindin O'Cardle is going to become even richer through dis new show and dat:

    WILLY BOLLOX


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,135 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Only two wurds did come into me head when I did hurded dat Brindin O'Cardle is going to become even richer through dis new show and dat:

    WILLY BOLLOX

    Who's willy bollox?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Hows the folks?
    I was down at the ancestoral home for a few days. I haven't heard a news or read a paper since friday. Can someone gove me a synopsis of the last two days so I can give out about our fearless hero?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Naaaaaaaah. Don't bother. I'm going to bed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Naaaaaaaah. Don't bother. I'm going to bed.

    I can't listen at all this week but I did read the thread. There's definitely some gold there although I haven't had a chance to listen back as of yet so to speak.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Anybody remember Joe's outrage at this urinal in Dublin last year, that people were plssing on Donald Trump. He called it grotesque, disgusting etc. etc. (seemed to have the Thesaurus open that day.

    As it turns out Old Donie Trump seems to be well turned on by the 'oul "Golden Showers". Will Joe go back and cover it again today? Will he issue an apology to the pub in question? How far do pigs fly? :pac::pac::pac:

    160803135521-trump-urinal-dublin-irpt-large-169.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Red Kev wrote: »
    Anybody remember Joe's outrage at this urinal in Dublin last year, that people were plssing on Donald Trump. He called it grotesque, disgusting etc. etc. (seemed to have the Thesaurus open that day.

    As it turns out Old Donie Trump seems to be well turned on by the 'oul "Golden Showers". Will Joe go back and cover it again today? Will he issue an apology to the pub in question? How far do pigs fly? :pac::pac::pac:

    160803135521-trump-urinal-dublin-irpt-large-169.jpg


    Wat colour are de pigs?

    I haven't delved into de details of this latest Donald revelation. Genuine question - is he the giver or the receiver so to speak in deese urinalatory (I'm doing a Joe and just making wurds up now so to speak) matters?

    If Joe duz discuss dis matter of national importance he could call it "De Golden Shower Hour" so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    De Trump fella is doing a press confirdence today at 4pm Oirish time, I'd expect him to be fired up after those revelations so to speak, hopefully he does be taking questions from the crowd.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    De Trump fella is doing a press confirdence today at 4pm Oirish time, I'd expect him to be fired up after those revelations so to speak, hopefully he does be taking questions from the crowd.

    Will we have "Donald from Washington DC on line 2"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    Will we have "Donald from Washington DC on line 2"?

    Better chance of WASHING-TONNE NOOONE-NEZZZ from Florida so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    American tourist robbed of her handbag in posh Dalkey, it's a disgrace Joe...

    http://www.thejournal.ie/killiney-road-woman-attacked-3180822-Jan2017/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Will Joe use one of his famous puns and ask the caller "Are you taking the piss....so to speak?" if this topic is discussed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    American tourist robbed of her handbag in posh Dalkey, it's a disgrace Joe...

    http://www.thejournal.ie/killiney-road-woman-attacked-3180822-Jan2017/


    Probably a gurrier, a moocher, an unwell person or a "neigh're dooo well" (as Joe likes to pronounce it). Between the pre-Christmas stabbing by "yutes" and now dis smash and grab Dalkey is becoming a right old unadulterated kip so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Two Day
    Apollo House, request for extension refused...I'd expect cabaret there later so to speak
    Wills, leaving out daughters, again, again, again.
    Divorce, woman was quoted ex but it cost woy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,108 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Happy New Year to all Da Lahvliners!!!

    I was away for six weeks before Christmas and really think (for the 37th time) that I'm cured of my LL addiction - in fact I think I've developed an allergy, can't bear to hear his voice at all these days.

    But the thread is as entertaining as ever - keep up the good work.

    (But if I could make one small request, could ye make it small bit clearer what is actually being discussed when it turns to LL Gold? Sometimes yiz are all so busy slagging off Joe and/or the callers - nuttin' wrong with that btw - that it's impossible to figure out what they're actually on about. I know it's not always clear even if you're tuned in, but it'd be a big help to those of us who just can't bear to sully our precious ears with Joe's ramblings and ravings. Thanks!)

    Notwithstanding the above, if there's a chance those loonies down at Apollo House will feature today, even I might have to break my new rule :eek:

    Well done on the presenter-count by the way - must admit I was very surprised by the total of Joe Shows last year - thought he'd been missing for about half the year!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Ah now, HeidiHeidi.
    You'll have to listen. Those Jnlr figures are made up, y'know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Well the demo at Apollo House will last until the first bit of sleet hits the back of their necks and slowly trickles down their backs. Then the rush to the pub starts.

    I don't see any eviction happening this week; the owners have the court order and that's what counts; they'll move them out in their own time if they've any cop on. It'll all die down soon enough, there wasn't a sinner outside demonstrating over Christmas as there was turkey to be eaten in other places and i doubt many of the homeless got invitations back to the houses of the demonstarators.

    I used to get involved with stuff like that, but it gets overrun very quickly with aggressive shouty types, who tend to destroy the group from within. All rhetoric, very little pragmatism. There'll be accusation and counter accusation and when it comes to getting hands dirty, there'll be a major run for the door. There's a few in there as well who are promoting and working for themselves and not any group or cause. (Think Paul Murphy types, no cameras around, then it's a definite no show from them).

    It's actually well worth getting involved if you want to see how fcuked up some sections of society are. Helmut Kohl once said he's not worried about the left as they just keep on destroying themselves from within.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Two Day
    Apollo House, request for extension refused...I'd expect cabaret there later so to speak
    Wills, leaving out daughters, again, again, again.
    Divorce, woman was quoted ex but it cost woy.

    Word from Aloppo house is that the loonies have formed a human chain around the building by welding their hands together, Ambulance, Army medics and civil defence are currently en route but stuck in the traffic chaos ye feckers caused with yer crap so don't despair help will arrive shortly today!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    Word from Aloppo house is that the loonies have formed a human chain around the building by welding their hands together, Ambulance, Army medics and civil defence are currently en route but stuck in the traffic chaos ye feckers caused with yer crap so don't despair help will arrive shortly today!
    Heal the world, make it a better place..
    https://twitter.com/caulmick/status/819158923416576000


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Red Kev wrote: »
    Anybody remember Joe's outrage at this urinal in Dublin last year, that people were plssing on Donald Trump. He called it grotesque, disgusting etc. etc. (seemed to have the Thesaurus open that day.

    As it turns out Old Donie Trump seems to be well turned on by the 'oul "Golden Showers". Will Joe go back and cover it again today? Will he issue an apology to the pub in question? How far do pigs fly? :pac::pac::pac:

    160803135521-trump-urinal-dublin-irpt-large-169.jpg


    that explains why his bouffant has that yellow tinge to it so to speak


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Heal the world, make it a better place..
    https://twitter.com/caulmick/status/819158923416576000

    When the feckin bongos come out with bearded women in pixie hats it is time to turn the handle on the detonator switch and bring the whole lot down on the crusties:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Drummers? Buggered if I'm heading down there. Most annoying thing on the planet as the vast majority of them can't play the bloody things properly and the ones who can't don't shut up.

    Oh wait a second.........maybe I will take a gander.. :)

    C146uB_WQAAOuPy.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Any sign of Quentin?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Any sign of Quentin?

    Tarrantino ?????


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