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Ways you won and lost the genetic lottery

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    #62
    Cupcake_Crisis
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    Mr. FoggPatches wrote: »
    This is not a negative.

    It is when you get sunburn under a bright lamp!


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    #63
    Pepe LeFrits
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    meeeeh wrote: »
    I am white and born in Europe without any physical or mental handicaps. I am not complete moron and all the other negatives can be minimized. My genetic shortcomings certainly aren't something I would worry about or even bother to list.
    Way to be a wet towel.


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    #64
    Mr. FoggPatches
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    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    It is when you get sunburn under a bright lamp!

    So do I. Its called being Irish.
    And tbh, its much more attractive than fake tan.


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    #65
    meeeeh
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    Pepe LeFrits wrote: »
    Way to be a wet towel.

    Why? Because I am happy with what I got?


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    #66
    [Deleted User]
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    Pros:
    Skinny
    Can easily maintain fitness
    Family medical history throws up no scary hereditary stuff
    Family history of healthy longevity
    Reasonably bright and a fast learner
    Good hair, skin and teeth and tan very easily


    Cons:
    Skinny
    Require reading glasses
    Small stature (5ft)
    Tendency to worry
    Light sleeper
    Prone to insomnia
    Stubborn


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    #67
    Cupcake_Crisis
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    Mr. FoggPatches wrote: »
    So do I. Its called being Irish.
    And tbh, its much more attractive than fake tan.

    Oh....

    /puts down bottle of cocoa brown


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    #68
    Mr. FoggPatches
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    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Oh....

    /puts down bottle of cocoa brown

    Bit early for cocoa. :P


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    #69
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,607 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Won:
    Intelligence
    Humour
    Robust good health, (maybe longevity, only time will tell)
    Strong and sturdy bones
    Soft, velvety skin

    Lost
    Chalky teeth
    Poor eyesight
    Hereditary deafness
    Slow metabolism (--> weight gain)
    Need loads of sleep
    Cardiac arrhythmia syndrome

    Shortness of stature could be on both lists, so not included on either.


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    #70
    Dr Crayfish
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    I'm Irish 100% and I tan really well, I love lying in the sun


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    #71
    whoopsadoodles
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    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    I'm Irish 100% and I tan really well, I love lying in the sun

    I don't tan at all. I don't even bother trying and just wear a really high SPF now.

    I do get millions of little freckles all over my nose/chest/shoulders though and I actually really love them.


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    #72
    Pepe LeFrits
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    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    I'm Irish 100% and I tan really well, I love lying in the sun
    Are you a ham?


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    #73
    Dr Crayfish
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    whoopsadoodles wrote: »
    I don't tan at all. I don't even bother trying and just wear a really high SPF now.

    I do get millions of little freckles all over my nose/chest/shoulders though and I actually really love them.

    It's just a silly vanity thing for me really. But I haven't been in the sun since August and still my upper half is a different shade to nether regions, I prefer not being super white but don't mind that on women at all.


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    #74
    [Deleted User]
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    Good things:
    Lovely hair
    Freckles
    Attractive
    Great boobs
    Great legs
    Nice curves
    Very intuitive
    High emotional intelligence
    A really big heart
    An amazing ability to keep picking myself up and putting all the pieces back together
    Clever



    Not so good things:
    Very bad eyesight
    A sometimes strange relationship with food
    Need to watch my weight
    Professionally I can lack self-belief
    Too damn introspective
    Prone to worry and overthinking
    Bad spatial awareness


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    #75
    Rubberlegs
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    tomthetank wrote: »
    Do the wimmenz see being short as a genetic disadvantage?
    Can't say I do or ever have.
    Barely 5 foot 1 and it's never bothered me.
    Wouldn't want to be any taller tbh

    I am not quite 5 foot, the only thing that really annoys me is having to stand on a chair to reach stuff anyway high up. Since the OH IS 6'2" I do sometimes wonder do I look like I have been kidnapped :)


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    #76
    pickarooney
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    metaoblivia wrote: »
    Won:
    Thick, silky hair
    High cheekbones
    Tan easily
    Stay fit pretty easily
    Straight teeth that never needed braces
    Really good immune system

    Lost:
    Brown eyes - boo, my father has green
    Astigmatism; got laser surgery to correct that
    Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, although very mild
    Freckles, ugggh
    Greying a bit early (but I have so much hair it's hard to see)
    Long waisted, so no long legs for me

    Ah here, freckles and brown eyes don't count as losses!


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    #77
    Noveight
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    Won:
    Tan instead of burn, straight teeth, find it easy to bulk on muscle.

    Lost:
    Not tall at 5'9, weak knees, find it easy to pile on fat :P


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    #78
    JillyQ
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    Won

    Tall (for a woman) 5'8. Long thick silky hair. Tan easily. Good clear skin.

    Loss

    Tendency to put on weight. Teeth are like chalk.


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    #79
    whoopsadoodles
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    What does teeth are like chalk mean?


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    #80
    Mr. FoggPatches
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    whoopsadoodles wrote: »
    What does teeth are like chalk mean?

    I've seen it on here about 10 times now.
    No idea tbh.


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    #81
    laylag
    Registered Users Posts: 840 ✭✭✭laylag


    Good things:
    Petite with fast metabolism
    Good clear skin
    Look younger than my age (33)...Or so I'm told?!
    Big brown eyes
    Small waist and larger curvy hips/bum
    Good figure


    Bad things:
    Hair that will only grow to a certain length
    Short sighted
    Short in height...I don't mind this but other ppl are putting this down as a con so....!
    Crooked teeth....Being fixed at the moment


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    #82
    pickarooney
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    whoopsadoodles wrote: »
    What does teeth are like chalk mean?

    Brittle.

    I'm having a hard time filling either list. I'm the most absolutely average person I know, physically.


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    #83
    Mr. FoggPatches
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    Brittle.

    I'm having a hard time filling either list. I'm the most absolutely average person I know, physically.

    Naturally predisposed to being a secret agent.


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    #84
    whoopsadoodles
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    Brittle.

    I'm having a hard time filling either list. I'm the most absolutely average person I know, physically.

    Oh I have ridiculously strong teeth.

    I'm very average too but there must be something you particularly like about yourself :)


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    #85
    222233
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    Won:
    Good general health
    Reasonable intellectual capacity

    Lost:
    Highly addictive personality
    Long list of heart related diseases


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    #86
    KERSPLAT!
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    Brittle.

    I'm having a hard time filling either list. I'm the most absolutely average person I know, physically.

    I'm the same! Started with decent height at 6ft... and that was me done :D


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    #87
    Mr. FoggPatches
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    laylag wrote: »

    Bad things:
    Hair that will only grow to a certain length

    :s:
    Wtf?


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    #88
    pickarooney
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    Mr. FoggPatches wrote: »
    Naturally predisposed to being a secret agent.

    Haha, I had that exact thought a couple of weeks back. It's ludicrous that all the spies on TV are these incredibly beautiful people. You can't blend in to the scenery like that. I'd be a great secret agent. I speak about 16 languages too so I think I'll apply tomorrow.


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    #89
    whoopsadoodles
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    laylag wrote: »
    Larger curvy hips

    Aren't we gas at being down on ourselves, I had this on my bad list. Glad you love yours :)

    And I saw lexie mention dimples, and metaoblivia say freckles as their bads and I love mine!


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    #90
    retro:electro
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    Won: natural blonde hair, freckled skin, 5,9"

    Lost: terrible posture, two webbed toes, small boobs


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    #91
    Dr Crayfish
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    Generally speaking is tall, as in 5'9''+ considered a bonus for women? I always preferred taller women personally


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