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Lahvlahn Thread from 18/11/16 so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    "Small items like cigarettes"- they come in cartons of 200 in Duty Free Joe


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,246 ✭✭✭Dia1988


    Ah bless this deranged nurse, that must have been why my house was ran sacked and "all my shiny " objects stolen like my sterling money laptop, because they were attracted to the shine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,121 ✭✭✭✭neris


    7 years gone.... very modrin by liveline standards


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "very very very very expensive perfume"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    can ya IMAGINE trying this shyte in the courts ?

    "im not a crook yer honour, im mental."

    Perfectly routine defence, yironner.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭bigroad


    All callers into liveline must be retired.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,520 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Pain in the arse alert.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    marion finucanes neighbour on now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    She has her expensive bracelet in her gob.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    snubbleste wrote: »
    But what if you have no coat?

    You buy one in Due Tea Free.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Posh telephone voice on this wan.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "I just said, goodness now, how was that taken?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    With the way some people lash stuff around the trays it's no wonder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    bigroad wrote: »
    All callers into liveline must be retired.

    Smell of piss in my kitchen. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    "Pretty convinced" so in other words not a rashers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    This one sounds like she always flies first class.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    She has her expensive bracelet in her gob.

    To match the pearl necklace :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Smell of piss in my kitchen. :(
    Were you not toilet trained? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    snubbleste wrote: »
    "I just said, goodness now, how was that taken?"

    translation : "where me fooking bling !?!"

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭bigroad


    Was she flying out to the big apple for shopping so to speak.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,162 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    is it me or are there ad breaks every 3 calls?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    To match the pearl necklace :D

    Pics first please caller.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I'm not listening but I am keeping an EYE :rolleyes: on de thread so to speak, via my EYE Phone.

    Dose of yous dat do be paying attention to my rants posts will possibly recall me discussing the fact that I am visually impaired #sotospeak. I also have had the delightful experience of spending a month in the EYE (& Ear) Hostible where I had all sorts of injections and treatments performed on an EYE following a trauma incident. And yet I never felt the need to ring Joe and tell him about this.......hmmm. I do wonder WHOY people feel de need to go on National Radio and talk about these things to a champagne socialist millionaire who can barely pay attention while he attempts the crossword in the Beano and feasts on deer his man servant shot in de Wicklow Mountains this morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Security at the airport should have batons to smack the hind legs of any bollix going through security forgetting to take off their jewellery.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Commercial break: Terrys Hottubs, TV Licence, Terrys Hottubs, Centra, EastCoast Bakehouse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Panto season must be a goldmine for de thieves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Dope walking along Dublin City Centre with her phone in her hand


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    i smell a crossover coming

    "seaguls joe ! bastards robbed me EYE phone rite out o me 'and ! "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Looks like Joe and de lavlahn team are counting down the clock to their outing on Christmas eve, their eggnog in a dublin hostelry aferwards and days of rest and recuperation well into January...well done, well done.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Careless student mother on the line..


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