Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

colm_mcm · 01-12-2016 06:12PM

Fibreglass isn't worth that much

Renegade Mechanic · 01-12-2016 06:16PM

colm_mcm wrote: »

Fibreglass isn't worth that much

Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that - there's still a fair few eejits out there.
I should know, I meet one in the bog every time I brush me teeth

I'd call the bumpers.... "primed"...

job seeker · 02-12-2016 08:40PM

This Mazda is shocking! :eek:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172428993096

colm_mcm · 02-12-2016 08:41PM

My son had fun with this car, and good time

Good to know. Give it a valet just in case I'd say.

job seeker · 02-12-2016 08:42PM

colm_mcm wrote: »

Good to know.

:D

Cheensbo · 02-12-2016 08:42PM

colm_mcm wrote: »

Good to know.

Best give the seats a good cleaning so

Renegade Mechanic · 02-12-2016 09:30PM

job seeker wrote: »

This Mazda is shocking! :eek:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172428993096

looks like a celica or skyline

After what, a pound of magic mushrooms?

twin_beacon · 03-12-2016 09:23PM

I love the description:

For sale is this VERY UNIQUE, stunning, beautiful, head-turning 1998 Mazda 323F GXi. which has an airbrushed "LIGHTENING"paint scheme - painted in Germany. Actually, I bought this car for my son, when he saw it at a side road, written FOR SALE, then he called the seller and called me, but, stayed with the seller where the car was (so that no body else buys it) until I came to him, hence, bought the car for him. In fact, my son had fun with this car; and good time. He was stopped on the road, many times by people for different reasons, some wanted to know what car it's, some wanted to take a photo with the car, some wanted just to take a photo of the car alone, others showed interest to buy it, if my son wants to sell it, and so on. Even one time, the Police stopped him, just they wanted to know what car it is.The car really drew even the interest of many children, as well as the adults. Sometimes, when I'm with my son in the car, I could even hear the children saying to their parents - "Wow !!! mummy (or daddy) look at this beautiful car (or even some of them say gorgeous car)".

job seeker · 03-12-2016 09:30PM

twin_beacon wrote: »

I love the description:

For sale is this VERY UNIQUE, stunning, beautiful, head-turning 1998 Mazda 323F GXi. which has an airbrushed "LIGHTENING"paint scheme - painted in Germany. Actually, I bought this car for my son, when he saw it at a side road, written FOR SALE, then he called the seller and called me, but, stayed with the seller where the car was (so that no body else buys it) until I came to him, hence, bought the car for him. In fact, my son had fun with this car; and good time. He was stopped on the road, many times by people for different reasons, some wanted to know what car it's, some wanted to take a photo with the car, some wanted just to take a photo of the car alone, others showed interest to buy it, if my son wants to sell it, and so on. Even one time, the Police stopped him, just they wanted to know what car it is.The car really drew even the interest of many children, as well as the adults. Sometimes, when I'm with my son in the car, I could even hear the children saying to their parents - "Wow !!! mummy (or daddy) look at this beautiful car (or even some of them say gorgeous car)".

That's the best bit, to even be that deluded that they had to stay with the seller in case someone else bought it... :pac: Eh, not likely..

wotzgoingon · 03-12-2016 09:32PM

twin_beacon wrote: »

I love the description:

For sale is this VERY UNIQUE, stunning, beautiful, head-turning 1998 Mazda 323F GXi. which has an airbrushed "LIGHTENING"paint scheme - painted in Germany. Actually, I bought this car for my son, when he saw it at a side road, written FOR SALE, then he called the seller and called me, but, stayed with the seller where the car was (so that no body else buys it) until I came to him, hence, bought the car for him. In fact, my son had fun with this car; and good time. He was stopped on the road, many times by people for different reasons, some wanted to know what car it's, some wanted to take a photo with the car, some wanted just to take a photo of the car alone, others showed interest to buy it, if my son wants to sell it, and so on. Even one time, the Police stopped him, just they wanted to know what car it is.The car really drew even the interest of many children, as well as the adults. Sometimes, when I'm with my son in the car, I could even hear the children saying to their parents - "Wow !!! mummy (or daddy) look at this beautiful car (or even some of them say gorgeous car)".

I never read that description in the ad but I read your post. What an absolute load of crap to write in the description for a car. If I was selling a car and wrote a description like that I would be embarrassed at what people coming to look at the car would be thinking of me.

punisher5112 · 03-12-2016 10:37PM

wotzgoingon wrote: »

I never read that description in the ad but I read your post. What an absolute load of crap to write in the description for a car. If I was selling a car and wrote a description like that I would be embarrassed at what people coming to look at the car would be thinking of me.

Embarrassed.... Far far out of this world on that scale.

What are these people on cause they really need to change doctors.

robbiew · 04-12-2016 02:36PM

I just read the bottom of the page lol..

EMERGENCY NOTICE

PLEASE, NOTE THAT THIS VEHICLE NOW WILL BE SOLD AS "SPARES OR REPAIRS" AND THE PRICE WILL BE REDUCED TO £370, BECAUSE, I'VE JUST DISCOVERED NOW THAT THE HEADLIGHTS DO NOT WORK. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM. SO, PLS REMEMBER IF YOU BUY THIS CAR AND YOU WANT TO DRIVE IT AWAY, THEN PLS MAKE SURE IT SHOULD BE IN THE MORNING. OTHERWISE YOU WOULD NEED TO TOW IT AWAY OR TO TRANSPORT IT ON A VEHICLE-TRANSPORTER.

colm_mcm · 04-12-2016 02:41PM

Speaking of 323s with bids paintwork
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-323F-1-3-LXI-5-DOOR-2001-Y-REG-FULL-12-MONTHS-MOT-/201666484220?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20150519202351%2526meid%253D3d1f81229e2746dd9f5ed6bb599491f7%2526pid%253D100408%2526rk%253D17%2526rkt%253D17%2526sd%253D172428993096&_trksid=p2056116.c100408.m2460

Not strictly skanger but still ridiculous.

robbiew · 04-12-2016 02:44PM

colm_mcm wrote: »

Speaking of 323s with bids paintwork
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-323F-1-3-LXI-5-DOOR-2001-Y-REG-FULL-12-MONTHS-MOT-/201666484220?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20150519202351%2526meid%253D3d1f81229e2746dd9f5ed6bb599491f7%2526pid%253D100408%2526rk%253D17%2526rkt%253D17%2526sd%253D172428993096&_trksid=p2056116.c100408.m2460

Not strictly skanger but still ridiculous.

The look on gigsy's face says it all really

Cheensbo · 05-12-2016 05:57PM

The mystery has been solved-

It was - Screaming for a......

donut...

Now with burst rad pipe - but sure just run water into it and it's fine.

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/evo-2/14086400

It may be an EVO - but given the strong hints that it's had a hard existence, the twisted back end & engine that's probably toast too - I say it's fit for nothing but scrap.

Renegade Mechanic · 05-12-2016 06:02PM

That engine is definitely toast! The state of that radiator pipe! There must have been serious exhaust pressure in it

job seeker · 05-12-2016 07:19PM

Cheensbo wrote: »

The mystery has been solved-

It was - Screaming for a......

donut...

Now with burst rad pipe - but sure just run water into it and it's fine.

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/evo-2/14086400

It may be an EVO - but given the strong hints that it's had a hard existence, the twisted back end & engine that's probably toast too - I say it's fit for nothing but scrap.

It's funny, looking at the outside you'd swear it was a evo replica..

"Screaming for a donut"? :rolleyes:

Toyotafanboi · 10-12-2016 09:53PM

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/wv-passat/14144703

Shocking stuff.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000 · 10-12-2016 10:05PM

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/wv-passat/14144703

Shocking stuff.

I see a veyron...? ? ?

MadYaker · 10-12-2016 10:32PM

What did he take those photos with? Hahaha

job seeker · 10-12-2016 11:01PM

MadYaker wrote: »

What did he take those photos with? Hahaha

It looks like the photos were taken with a camera, through a cardboard toilet roll tube.

TrailerBob · 10-12-2016 11:29PM

And for some reason he took them in the car park of the AIB in Naas... perhaps applying for a motor loan... or being a getaway driver for the least subtle robbery attempt in history

wyliecoyote1 · 12-12-2016 03:37PM

great add description aswel.

"threaded sport suspension with the possibility of adjusting company KONI bought this year a new, state of the engine and transmission components as well as the ideal condition of the car windows tinted very good tires very good condition road tax 03.2017"

colm_mcm · 12-12-2016 07:12PM

Google translate I'd say.

twin_beacon · 13-12-2016 09:09AM

oh my god, why would anybody put that spoiler on any car.

job seeker · 14-12-2016 12:54AM

"Who's in da house?" "Ali G in da house"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272482422029

bear1 · 16-12-2016 07:03PM

Would ya look at this beautayyyyy

http://allegro.pl/mercedes-benz-c-klasa-2-2-cdi-sedan-tuning-unikat-i6648025385.html#thumb/1

MadYaker · 16-12-2016 08:05PM

Wow haha! Did he make the spoiler himself I wonder?

26000 Elephants · 16-12-2016 08:07PM

bear1 wrote: »

Would ya look at this beautayyyyy

bear1 · 16-12-2016 08:30PM

I almost pissed myself when I saw it but then I realised, someone is actually driving that **** heap.
Love to know what the ad says.

Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

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