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Lahvlahn Thread from 18/11/16 so to speak

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  • #1502
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Tell me more about he sewercoides, caller


  • #1503
    A Shaved Duck?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭A Shaved Duck?


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    A shaved ducks arse?

    How, you're the one who said you couldn't work in such a place. It's a standard clause on every single mortgage offered by a bank, so the logical conclusion to your statement is that you could never work for a bank.

    Well done..well done.. God bless.


  • #1504
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    Oh ffs, he just wants to talk about death doesn't he.


  • #1505
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    She made that up anyway, she doesn't sound convincing to me, I don't believe she had friends that killed themselves


  • #1506
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Gerry Ryan..


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  • #1507
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe's silent


  • #1508
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Suicide by Mars bar consumption


  • #1509
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Never mind Euredice.

    It's pronounced You're a Dick head Joe.


  • #1510
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,195 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    Here he goes. Repeating himself yet again rather than having an intelligent conversation with his caller.


  • #1511
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Matheson Foundation/Mars Capital office down de docks

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbqwsUPFhEbrhNDLI2OuQ0kRcqRM_Z0UHxcD5CVHhdoYKDBfso


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  • #1512
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    "I didn't want to bring you down that road" - yes you did, you specifically asked the called about it Duffy


  • #1513
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,195 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    Fujitsu10 wrote: »
    I've been dead for awhile so..... couldn't figure out what the smell was.. ;)

    The tears are rolling down by face. Brilliant.


  • #1514
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,130 ✭✭✭✭neris


    https://twitter.com/Talktotroll1850/status/801798766810558464


  • #1515
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Talk to Jock.


  • #1516
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Seeing as we are in Scotland, will Joe take the opportunity of mentioning the muuuurder of Karen Buckley, and reach for another Kleenex?


  • #1517
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,195 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    Joe. Five minutes to go. Time to get another repeat in before the show ends.


  • #1518
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Plug for DailyMail


  • #1519
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Haha, pooer Harvey Norman have an ad on for Black Friday.


  • #1520
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Whoy were you running? Did you have a cargo of Rothmans sleeves in your bag going through customs?


  • #1521
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Shirley & Frank


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  • #1522
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    "Fractured humorous"

    Funny Friday in a nutshell.


  • #1523
    quadrifoglio verde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭quadrifoglio verde


    Looking for Shirley and Frank for another swinging session


  • #1524
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Well done's so far today:

    1. Using the Internet

    2. Writing a cheque

    3. Getting a lift home.

    4. Getting brought right into your apartment (times 3)


  • #1525
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    well done x1000


  • #1526
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    I was waiting for "And when they had left I realised that my handbag was gone".


  • #1527
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "My wife doyed."


  • #1528
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Had you mortgage protection insurance, caller?


  • #1529
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Gerry Harvey might get on the blower to Joe to ask him what he's flaming on about so to speak....

    795134-aus-bus-pix-gerry-harvey.jpg


  • #1530
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    You owe what you owe on the mortgage, not what the house is worth, sadly that's business.


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  • #1531
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    back to the illness !! 'and how did she get on' !!! he said she died FFS :mad:


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