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Lahvlahn Thread from 18/11/16 so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    I like the cut of Darko's jib.

    Joe won't, though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Talking sense - off out of it, you.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    I'm entitled, Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,143 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Betcha Darko is raging that Croatia is in the EU now. He'd have saved himself a thousand quid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 125 ✭✭iamnotme


    Undocumented Irish.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Question 1 on Citizen Application

    Who wrote the Greatest book in Irish literature about the Childer of 1916 ?


    Q.2. Is Mrs Browns Boys the best fillum of all toime?

    Q.3. Are the Funny Friday team the funniest team of all time?

    Q.4. Are you entitled?


    Answer YES to all the above and your well on the way to De Passport.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    First use of "entitled" from the lad who hasn't bothered his hole in getting citizenship in 70 years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,566 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    English citizenship...it's called British citizenship.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭Oodoov


    Good character. How has Joe got a passport then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "You have to be squeaky clean."

    Just as well it's not retro-active, in that case.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "Whoy did you want to be Irish?"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Gay on line 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,566 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Darko would make a cool nickname.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Driving without insurance is a minor offence now.

    It's a minor offence if you have one of these

    280px-1960_Morris_Minor_1000_2-door_sedan_(27185403482).jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    The scallops and chardonnay are repeating on Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Oh Artist- bit of Gravitas there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Chris Harpur the artist, who cares?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,566 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Here since 68 and only looking for a passport now should have to pay a €5000 Brexit tax so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,767 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Joe was very quick to gloss over Alexandria.... the fund! the fund!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Oh Artist- bit of Gravitas there

    Pity the puir artiste - make a special case for him, Joe.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    I think it's gas the way the Brits are being charged a grand now that they suddenly want to be Irish because of Brexit. Their whining and moaning is quite super.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭Park Royal


    Would he not do fifteen years in Mosney first ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Here's another Gay Harpist.

    male-harpist-in-colorful-medieval-oriental-costume-plays-ancient-harp-cwfhx1.jpg


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "whoy?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Gaye, no one gives a feck about the good works your son does. Pay the fee, or feck off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Hey Joe Im the husband of one hung low that you got her shop closed the other day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭A Shaved Duck?


    Right so your missus doesnt want to be irish,... your not bothered either way.

    and the problllemmm issss?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "pain in the butt so to speak" sez Joe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Another "Dulchie" living in Meath


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Red Kev wrote: »
    Here's another Gay Harpist.

    male-harpist-in-colorful-medieval-oriental-costume-plays-ancient-harp-cwfhx1.jpg

    Costumes and Exercise will be having a word with him.


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