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Jan and Klodi's Party Bus - part II **off topic discussion**

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭ednwireland


    Beasty wrote: »
    You need one to get into Yorkshire already. You need a good word from a Yorkshireman to get one. Ed's already used up his quota, so you'll have to suck-up to another one....

    im just hoping the hold the road race round dewsbury ( i came to donegal for the smooth roads !)

    My weather

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,669 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl


    Beasty wrote: »
    You need one to get into Yorkshire already. You need a good word from a Yorkshireman to get one. Ed's already used up his quota, so you'll have to suck-up to another one....


    We Irish are dab hands at doing the illegal immigrant thing .....

    I reckon we buy an old fishing trawler and sneak over at night, "coming over here building and riding our roads" as the UKIP lads will be saying ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭ednwireland


    RobFowl wrote: »
    We Irish are dab hands at doing the illegal immigrant thing .....

    I reckon we buy an old fishing trawler and sneak over at night, "coming over here building and riding our roads" as the UKIP lads will be saying ;)

    london maybe

    yorkshire you have no hope

    My weather

    https://www.ecowitt.net/home/share?authorize=96CT1F



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭Chuchote


    london maybe

    yorkshire you have no hope

    Disguise yizerselves as a cricket team?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭ednwireland


    Chuchote wrote: »
    Disguise yizerselves as a cricket team?

    That would work. Well set you with a game against a team in the Bradford leagues

    My weather

    https://www.ecowitt.net/home/share?authorize=96CT1F



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,450 ✭✭✭Harrybelafonte


    As a Donegal man who actually played cricket and was taught by a relatively famous ex - international cricketer in school, I'm not sure which of the derisory cliches above to take most offence at. (Sarcasm)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,279 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    As a Donegal man who actually played cricket and was taught by a relatively famous ex - international cricketer in school, I'm not sure which of the derisory cliches above to take most offence at.
    Are you sure you're not a scouser?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,450 ✭✭✭Harrybelafonte


    Lumen wrote: »
    Are you sure you're not a scouser?

    Yes. But recognise the mentality is similar. As are the origins of same contradictory mindset.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭Chuchote


    As a Donegal man who actually played cricket and was taught by a relatively famous ex - international cricketer in school, I'm not sure which of the derisory cliches above to take most offence at. (Sarcasm)

    Arrah, I played cricket in school too! And it was a girls' school!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,450 ✭✭✭Harrybelafonte


    Chuchote wrote: »
    Arrah, I played cricket in school too! And it was a girls' school!

    Sarcasm tag now added for clarity.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,338 ✭✭✭Lusk_Doyle


    Sarcasm tag now added for clarity.

    I don't get it (sarcasm).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭Chuchote


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    As major American cities embrace multimodal transportation and balanced mobility networks, cycling has shifted from an outsider enterprise to the mainstream. That shift, in turn, has produced a new psychological strain for drivers accustomed to the belief they own the road.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 26,003 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    I played cricket in my youth. A game where you had a decent break for food and drink appealed to me. Finally clear why I was so attracted to Audax.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,443 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    realised today when i took the mountain bike out (first time in over a year), an adjustment bolt on one of the pedals - SPD - is missing. is that the sort of thing an LBS would have in stock?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,479 ✭✭✭rollingscone


    realised today when i took the mountain bike out (first time in over a year), an adjustment bolt on one of the pedals - SPD - is missing. is that the sort of thing an LBS would have in stock?

    If you mean one of the little grub screws you might try b&q or a Locksmiths


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,443 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    i was never sure what a 'grub screw' was, but yes, that's the one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,488 ✭✭✭manafana




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,570 ✭✭✭✭dastardly00


    Did anybody on here watch Paul Kimmage on The Ray D'Arcy Show on Saturday night? Is it worth a watch?


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 26,003 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Did anybody on here watch Paul Kimmage on The Ray D'Arcy Show on Saturday night? Is it worth a watch?

    Nothing ever starring Ray Darcy has been worth a watch since he left the Den with delusions of grandeur.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭Chuchote


    Saw the aftermath of a crash on the Rathgar end of Clareville Road in Harold's Cross last night. Bike lying on the road, cyclist standing and using phone. Taxi driver said "He cycled up beside me when I was moving through traffic - it's all on camera" (as if this were a wrong thing to do!) Cyclist seemed uninjured; hope he was ok.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 694 ✭✭✭brianomc


    I saw a guy today cycle halfway along the road at Stephens Green, from Harcourt street towards Leeson street. Nothing unusual there, except he was going against the traffic on the wrong side of the road. And he wasn't even in the cycle lane, balls of steel this guy, he was hugging the kerb in the (full) overtaking lane.

    Not one car beeped him, I'd say they were all in shock. I was glued to the spot standing in the island in the middle just watching him.

    He began his epic journey by cycling on the footpath in front of the hotel on Cuffe Street, not looking right as he went across the junction at harcourt street, which of course had a green light for the traffic going perpendicular to him, thankfully there was no traffic.

    I really have given up on my belief in survival of the fittest, this lad should have been killed many years ago.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭Chuchote


    brianomc wrote: »
    I saw a guy today cycle halfway along the road at Stephens Green, from Harcourt street towards Leeson street. Nothing unusual there, except he was going against the traffic on the wrong side of the road. And he wasn't even in the cycle lane, balls of steel this guy, he was hugging the kerb in the (full) overtaking lane.

    Not one car beeped him, I'd say they were all in shock. I was glued to the spot standing in the island in the middle just watching him.

    He began his epic journey by cycling on the footpath in front of the hotel on Cuffe Street, not looking right as he went across the junction at harcourt street, which of course had a green light for the traffic going perpendicular to him, thankfully there was no traffic.

    I really have given up on my belief in survival of the fittest, this lad should have been killed many years ago.

    Self-entitled prat. Plenty of them around. They have their own guardian angels.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,387 ✭✭✭lennymc


    1376354.jpg

    (stolen from ylyl)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,098 ✭✭✭NamelessPhil


    Ah now , this is what we need!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭Chuchote


    As the 140 swung around at the top of O'Connell Street today one of those intrepid souls was cycling the wrong way towards it, with any exit cut off by one of those high gridded yokes that protect the embryos of the Luas tracks. He kind of clung there like a terrified tarsier gazing out of a nocturnal Sulawesi forest as the double-decker swung slowly towards him and passed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,479 ✭✭✭rollingscone


    That conflicted feeling when someone has an "I heart my bike" decal on the "Fixie" they've dlocked to a railing by the top tube.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,443 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    Chuchote wrote: »
    He kind of clung there like a terrified tarsier gazing out of a nocturnal Sulawesi forest
    chucote certainly gets plenty of thinking time in on the bike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭Chuchote


    chucote certainly gets plenty of thinking time in on the bike.

    Ah, I was on the bus this time, gazing down in silent horror, wondering was I going to see this brainiac mashed to a pulp, as seemed inevitable.
    But no, thinking isn't the thing; the image was exact:

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Skrynesaver


    Is this quality of writing going to be expected henceforth? (Is Chuchote grading the rest of us semi-literate slobs?)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭Hunterbiker


    chucote certainly gets plenty of thinking time in on the bike.
    Nah. Just a load of Wildlife on One Boxsets with David Attenborough :)


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