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  • #32
    FortySeven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,295 ✭✭✭FortySeven


    uch wrote: »
    Nearly got whipped

    There's a girl called candy in Douglas that could have bypassed the legalalities. She has a cat o nine. Bona fide.


  • #33
    topmanamillion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭topmanamillion


    I know a lad and a few years ago on paddy's day we were walking down main street in Letterkenny. The parade had just passed ahead of us and we were very thankful we didn't run into it as we only had beer on our mind, we walk across the street to the other side.
    At this point my friend pulls out his phone, rings his father and tells him : oh da you'll never guess what happened, me X & Y were walking down main street when the parade emerges behind us. We ended up marshaling it and waving to the crowd as we went along. It was really lucky that we were all wearing our county jersey." (Only one of us was wearing a county jersey).


  • #34
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    topmanamillion wrote: »
    I know a lad and a few years ago on paddy's day we were walking down main street in Letterkenny. The parade had just passed ahead of us and we were very thankful we didn't run into it as we only had beer on our mind, we walk across the street to the other side.
    At this point my friend pulls out his phone, rings his father and tells him : oh da you'll never guess what happened, me X & Y were walking down main street when the parade emerges behind us. We ended up marshaling it and waving to the crowd as we went along. It was really lucky that we were all wearing our county jersey." (Only one of us was wearing a county jersey).
    Did you just come in from the pub ?

    21/25



  • #35
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    FortySeven wrote: »
    There's a girl called candy in Douglas that could have bypassed the legalalities. She has a cat o nine. Bona fide.

    No listen dear, when I was in Douglas you could still be whipped for bad behavior

    21/25



  • #36
    FortySeven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,295 ✭✭✭FortySeven


    uch wrote: »
    No listen dear, when I was in Douglas you could still be whipped for bad behavior

    Candy would whip you for a 20. :)


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  • #37
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    FortySeven wrote: »
    Candy would whip you for a 20. :)
    99:)

    21/25



  • #38
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Fifa 17? Completed it 17 times mate.


  • #39
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    Fifa 17? Completed it 17 times mate.
    We have a Winner

    21/25



  • #40
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,285 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Angelo Acidic Cab wrote: »
    I was in the pub with a group of friends last night one of whom was boasting about her skills with "marital arts" and ability to split others in half with a word.

    FYP :)

    Lie on, woo hoo!

    Not your ornery onager



  • #41
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,285 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    yellowcandle wrote: »
    I worked with a girl one time, her brother had a baby...

    Obviously a spoofer. Brothers can't do dah.

    Plus, you never worked with a girl. You never even worked.

    Not your ornery onager



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  • #42
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRptAd9FGUI


  • #43
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Worked with a lad years ago who came out with the most unreal bull. No matter what you did, he'd done it bigger, better or more extreme.
    We were talking about someone getting a cut fairly close to their eye one day, and this lad comes out with a story of how he was just walking down the road one day and his eye just popped out of its socket and was hanging down his cheek. So he pushed it back in and continued on his journey with perfect vision and everything.


  • #44
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,063 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Noveight wrote: »
    "I had trials with Lyon when I was u16."

    At least name an average English club so it's semi-believable ffs :rolleyes:
    I worked with a lad who claimed to have played for IFK Gothenburg, mainly the reserves but also the senior team.

    After years working on the factory floor, never getting a promotion despite constant sucking up to management, he was 'invited' to leave the company after missing time for his 3rd grandfather's funeral. (He had previous warnings.)


  • #45
    Burial.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭Burial.


    Angelo Acidic Cab wrote: »
    I was in the pub with a group of friends last night one of whom was boasting about her skills with "martial arts" and ability to split others in half with a sword. This was a girl weighing no more than eight stone talking absolute tarmac. I told her that she was a spoofer and "martial arts" are a total waste of time and energy.


    What about you? Have you met any spoofers in your time?

    Yeah. This one guy said that martial arts were a complete waste of time and energy. Spoofer.


  • #46
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    We all know that one absolute barry bull shītter.......

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GzWiXCHLek


  • #47
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    FortySeven wrote: »
    My ex always had friends who got better deals on everything. I spent whole days and weeks finding the best tv for the best price and sure enough . Her culchie friend got it cheaper from some shop in ballybackward.

    I source a car in the UK. Time spent flying over and driving it back 2.5 k cheaper than anywhere in Ireland and sure enough. Her friend at work got it cheapr from the dealer with 3 years free service...

    Thank duck she's my ex. Ducking idiot!

    Duck that dhit man.


  • #48
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    What is this mythical place called 'Douglas' people speak of?


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Worked with a lad years ago who came out with the most unreal bull. No matter what you did, he'd done it bigger, better or more extreme.
    We were talking about someone getting a cut fairly close to their eye one day, and this lad comes out with a story of how he was just walking down the road one day and his eye just popped out of its socket and was hanging down his cheek. So he pushed it back in and continued on his journey with perfect vision and everything.


    I know him.

    Goes by the name Skullfúck


  • #50
    FortySeven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,295 ✭✭✭FortySeven


    Gebgbegb wrote: »
    What is this mythical place called 'Douglas' people speak of?

    Tis a town on an island of three legged men.


  • #51
    Fluffy Cat 88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 338 ✭✭Fluffy Cat 88


    FortySeven wrote: »
    Tis a town on an island of three legged men.


    And tail-less cats ;)


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  • #52
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Guy I went to school with was notorious for this. Would meet famous celebrities when he was on holidays (usually in Cork), played golf with Nick Faldo...that type of thing.

    When he went to University he was telling everyone that he'd had trials for Celtic and had also trained in Karate in Japan and was a second dan black belt.

    Unfortunately for him, he was out with his new mates in college one night a few months later and they ran into a little trouble coming home.

    Let's just say, Old Mr Second Dan Black belt was found out quite quickly then.


  • #53
    Wigglepuppy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭Wigglepuppy


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Worked with a lad years ago who came out with the most unreal bull. No matter what you did, he'd done it bigger, better or more extreme.
    We were talking about someone getting a cut fairly close to their eye one day, and this lad comes out with a story of how he was just walking down the road one day and his eye just popped out of its socket and was hanging down his cheek. So he pushed it back in and continued on his journey with perfect vision and everything.
    Ah yes, the old "you get migraines? That's nothing, I get brain tumours!" type.


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