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marraige bliss

  • 05-06-2003 10:29am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭


    A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"

    "Yeah?!" she replies."When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads

    'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    i hope to have something touching like that on my grave stone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I've discussed this with a lot of people, some choice epitaphs would be:

    You're next.

    I'm with stupid(alongside upwards pointing arrow)

    I told you I was sick.

    Dang it's hot down here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    ouch... that was low...:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    what a happy couple :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    women can be so cruel. :D:D


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