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GoneShootin

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped
tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened.

"Well," the man says, it's like this.

I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a
pasture of cows.

We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around,
I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end.

I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?"
the doctor asks.

"Well," the man replies,
"I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,

Hey, this looks like yours!

I don't remember much after that."

Tyrrial

that is the first golfing couple i've ever heard of!

Pugsley

rofl! nice one

Mac daddy

hahahahahahaha nice one