Fancy Dress

cujimmy

This guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come dressed as different emotions e.g. anger, fear etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens The door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V Painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion Have you come as?"And the guy says, "I'm green with envy". The host replies, "Brilliant come on in and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a
feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and The host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and
Mick, stark naked, one with his wi_lly stuck in a bowl of custard, and the other with his wi_lly stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out there in the street. What emotion is this supposed to be?"

Paddy replies, "Well, I'm f*cking discustard, and my friend here has just come in dispair."!!!!!

Tyrrial

ok.... that's a big weird

NeoSlicerZ

very , very disturbing

Sauron

:ninja:

Sposs

Pugsley

Thats funyn in a disturbing way, nice pic tho

Spenguin

..... It makes me wanna vomit with rage.:mad:

Ro: maaan!

My God!
6 replies and not one of you liked it?
I think it's brilliant!
Trully well done!

tman

lol, i've heard a few variations of "fvcking dis custard/disgusted", "coming in dis pear" is a good addition to the brew.

ColinM

Jeez, I can't understand all the negative comments either. Nobody complained cos they thought it was corny, but a few because they thought it was disturbing - wow!
Just goes to show not all tastes are the same.
Well I'd better go now before I analyse or disect the joke and ruin it any further! Just thought it really needed a positive vote to balance things up.
(Basically - I laughed!)